Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Wikipedia)   Instant Photoshop: It's Festivus for the rest of us. Photoshop a Festivus Feat of Strength or a Festivus Miracle   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 26
    More: Photoshop, the Airing of Grievances, George Costanza, The Real Festivus, Jason Alexander, Illinois Secretary of State, secular, Blagojevich, rituals, Contests  
•       •       •

2467 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 12:00 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



26 Comments   (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Votes

Archived thread
 
2012-12-23 09:40:40 AM  
To get us started:
My roommate bought beer!  It's a Festivus miracle!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 11:19:03 AM  

Thrakkorzog: To get us started:
My roommate bought beer!  It's a Festivus miracle!

[i.imgur.com image 768x483]



You shouldn't keep tomatoes in the fridge.
/ Airing of Grievances
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2012-12-23 12:06:50 PM  
30-Minutes ago....the first sign of Spring after Festivus!!!
img197.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-23 12:10:13 PM  

propasaurus: Thrakkorzog: To get us started:
My roommate bought beer!  It's a Festivus miracle!

[i.imgur.com image 768x483]


You shouldn't keep tomatoes in the fridge.
/ Airing of Grievances


also, Oberon is a summer brew.
 
2012-12-23 12:17:01 PM  
We then engaged in feats of strength. Using items on hand, of course.

img607.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-23 12:18:01 PM  

propasaurus: Thrakkorzog: To get us started:
My roommate bought beer!  It's a Festivus miracle!

[i.imgur.com image 768x483]


You shouldn't keep tomatoes in the fridge.
/ Airing of Grievances


Come on.... no real refrigerator is that neatly organized

/or that full of fruits and vegetables
 
2012-12-23 12:27:48 PM  
img145.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-23 12:31:58 PM  
Did somebody say "feats of strength"? Now you're talkin' my language!
 
2012-12-23 12:35:12 PM  

propasaurus:
You shouldn't keep tomatoes in the fridge.
/ Airing of Grievances


My sister does this and then biatches that her tomatoes don't taste good.
 
2012-12-23 12:39:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 12:41:45 PM  
i208.photobucket.com
forgive the crudeness of my photoshop, in traditional yule fashion it was carved from a single wallpaper with a chainsaw
 
2012-12-23 01:14:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 01:32:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 02:04:55 PM  
Damn you people taunting us with your Bell's Beer that is unavailable in most states.
This will come up at the Airing of the Grievances, I can assure you.
 
2012-12-23 02:18:24 PM  

MonkeyDavid: Damn you people taunting us with your Bell's Beer that is unavailable in most states.
This will come up at the Airing of the Grievances, I can assure you.


Bell's is brewed here and Oberon can still be found in a few stores. It's one of my favorites and I am tired of always seeing Heineken all the time. My grievance is that I can't get Yingling in Michigan.
 
das
2012-12-23 03:00:25 PM  

Thrakkorzog: MonkeyDavid: Damn you people taunting us with your Bell's Beer that is unavailable in most states.
This will come up at the Airing of the Grievances, I can assure you.

Bell's is brewed here and Oberon can still be found in a few stores. It's one of my favorites and I am tired of always seeing Heineken all the time. My grievance is that I can't get Yingling in Michigan.


I'll drink a few Yeunglings for ya'!!!!!
 
2012-12-23 04:10:25 PM  

das: Thrakkorzog: MonkeyDavid: Damn you people taunting us with your Bell's Beer that is unavailable in most states.
This will come up at the Airing of the Grievances, I can assure you.

Bell's is brewed here and Oberon can still be found in a few stores. It's one of my favorites and I am tired of always seeing Heineken all the time. My grievance is that I can't get Yingling in Michigan.

I'll drink a few Yeunglings for ya'!!!!!


Seconded! Although I have a homebrew that turned out quite nicely, if I do say so myself ;) The hard part has been not drinking it so that there'll be enough for Christmas.
 
2012-12-23 05:02:39 PM  

#2: 30-Minutes ago....the first sign of Spring after Festivus!!!
[img197.imageshack.us image 850x638]


For some reason I keep reading that in a scottish accent.
 
2012-12-23 06:31:35 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-12-23 07:03:23 PM  

OlDood: Maybe you can throttle it back a bit, Aqua. This is FARK, remember?
Also, I liked it & that's what counts.


Gotta expect this at fark. some members have nothing else ot offer, so let's have the political lightweights play too. Room here for all.
 
2012-12-23 07:44:21 PM  
How about 'no'; does 'no' work for you?

'Festivus' became trite after the first year of people celebrating a made-up holiday from a sit-com that has now been off the air for 15 years.

What kind of idiotic nonsense is going to happen next? People claiming to be Jedi Knights and worshiping 'The Force'?
 
2012-12-23 07:44:24 PM  
I come to Fark to watch the creative "shops" I don't have the knowledge or talent to create. The one mime I first saw I mistook as not a looter but as a typical island bartender. I used to see gentlemen in Haiti with tubs filled with iced beer selling them to bathers. Is there any possibility that Lootie is not anything other than a enterprising bartender and not a hurricane looter? just curious thanks and keep up the great work I enjoy this forum allot.
 
2012-12-23 08:11:33 PM  

libranoelrose: [dl.dropbox.com image 800x1245]


I now can leave satisfied
thank you
 
2012-12-23 08:29:24 PM  

h4b1t: libranoelrose: [dl.dropbox.com image 800x1245]

I now can leave satisfied
thank you


I'm not a usual lootie poster, but sometimes he's just needed.

/not offended by anyone else who uses him, feel free to carry on
 
2012-12-23 09:11:29 PM  

cakeman: I come to Fark to watch the creative "shops" I don't have the knowledge or talent to create. The one mime I first saw I mistook as not a looter but as a typical island bartender. I used to see gentlemen in Haiti with tubs filled with iced beer selling them to bathers. Is there any possibility that Lootie is not anything other than a enterprising bartender and not a hurricane looter? just curious thanks and keep up the great work I enjoy this forum allot.


He was photographed in NO during after Katrina. I don't personally consider him a looter. He was able to find some uncontaminated fluids to survive.
 
2012-12-24 04:56:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
Displayed 26 of 26 comments

View Voting Results: Votes


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report