Shyla: When does the Feats of Strength start?
bacchanalias and consequences: I'm an Eagles fan.
windowseat: Here Comes Everybody: I've had a sinus headache for over a week now and am living on Tylenol. My nose is clogged, my mouth is constantly dry, and I can barely taste anything.You need a neti pot.
Im_Gumby: swaniefrmreddeer: Krymson Tyde: swaniefrmreddeer: DubyaHater: I have a problem with people who call soda "pop". It's lame.I have a problem with people who call pop "soda", they aren't Canadian.I have a problem with people who call coke soda a pop.Coke and soda is a cocktail. Coke, soda, and ammonia makes crack.Coke and Iron Ore makes pig iron
Hot Carl To Go: My mother just brewed a pot of coffee into the coffee that was left in the pot. This is a new peculiarity to add to the list. It tastes terrible
namegoeshere: Let's see... The MIL decided LAST NIGHT that she couldn't do Christmas Eve, as has been planned since, well, every freakin' year. She invited herself for tonight instead, which means I am now doing three Christmas dinners instead of two. And I have to be ready 24 hours earlier than I thought. So of course, here I am Farking instead of Christmas prepping.
robbrie: As part of my freshly signed divorce, I owe $48K in alimony. The ex is an attorney too. She's being rewarded for not having the business skills to build a law practice that pays more than she'd get being a McDonald's assistant manager.
ChrisDe: People that brag they worked 60 hours (or some inflated number) last week. Then later, you find out they did all their online shopping at work. And they called your cousin for a holiday recipe. And they made an appointment with a mechanic to get their car fixed. Etc, etc. etc.That's not working. That's getting paid to do your basic errands.
gja: Dear fellow world members:Please stop:1. Killing each other over stupid shiat.2. Stealing each others land/possessions/resources etc...3. Taking drugs that turn you into azzholes that feel the need to go and do horrific shiat (leading to yet more misery).4. Allowing your fellow man to starve, freeze/boil to death, die lonely and alone, die without dignity or solace, etc...5. Being so materialistic (no matter how hard you try, you will leave it all behind and you are dust in the end).6. Ignoring those around you in pain and suffering. You ARE your brothers keeper. No. REALLY.This is a start, at least. There is so, so much more though. I hope and pray I live to see the day we as a race "get it" and start fixing our collective shiat./fark-on man, fark-on
Galileo's Daughter: I just want a job. And to my former boss: I really wish that you would adhere to your own policies instead of making stuff up as you go along. You blamed me for problems that weren't technically my fault. I relocated from Florida to Pennsylvania to work for you, thinking I'd continue my career with a company I enjoyed working for. Also, as a manager, you lose the right to complain about problems in the lab when you leave work every day at 2:30 pm.
BlaqueKatt: sigh, not that anyone will get this far....I'm tired of being unloved and unwanted, it's been almost two years since anyone's even been nice to me./also I cry a lot//I know, no one cares-that's the problem.
Chameleon: Dear science people:It is quite possible for me to both love to do science and also not want to do science every single hour of every day. You keep lamenting that grad students leave tenure tracks early and why can't we keep these bright minds interested in academic careers? Well, maybe you could not set up the system so that I can choose between doing interesting research for less than minimum wage over twelve to fourteen hour days for the next ten years before I might, might, luck out and get tenure; or I can sell out to industry and do boring work for soulless money monkeys but at least I can afford a mortgage and maybe go home and see my kids once in a while.Thanks,Chameleon
b0rscht: Wife and I are sick and are staying home this year, not visiting sisters in law an eight hour drive through Chicago away. SIL is freaking the fark out, leaving sobbing messages on voice mail. It's not about you, you crazy woman. And desperation and neediness is not attractive on anyone.So maybe my grievance has a silver lining, not having to deal face to face with crazy family who only want to see you to buffer you from the other relatives.
namegoeshere: BlaqueKatt: sigh, not that anyone will get this far....I'm tired of being unloved and unwanted, it's been almost two years since anyone's even been nice to me./also I cry a lot//I know, no one cares-that's the problem.I have you faved in a lovely mauve, so there's that...Your tag is "Likes cat crossbows."So (((hug))) and Happy Festivus!
Saberus Terras: namegoeshere: BlaqueKatt: sigh, not that anyone will get this far....I'm tired of being unloved and unwanted, it's been almost two years since anyone's even been nice to me./also I cry a lot//I know, no one cares-that's the problem.I have you faved in a lovely mauve, so there's that...Your tag is "Likes cat crossbows."So (((hug))) and Happy Festivus!(((hug))) from me as well.
Landis: Today is the 8th day of a 2-week vacation; the first chunk of time greater than 2 days wrapped around a weekend that I've ever taken off. So, naturally, I was woken up at 8:00 by a phone call from the Tampa office that began with "Yeah, I know you're on vacation and all...". This, coincidentally, is the sixth phone call I've gotten from work since starting the vacation.
Nogale: To G., who pretended to be such a rulebreaker and flouter of conventions, then backed off when it looked like something really special could happen between us.To R,, who literally who ran out on our date and demonstrated that there is somthing ruder than standing someone up. For anyone who thinks I'm misusing the word, it was our first blind date (I already had a sense he was a sh*t and was actually hoping for a no-show) and we'd agree to go running together. He arrived and I asked if I could stow my backpack in his car. We headed for the car and he said he needed to stop in a cafe to pee. I waited outside and about two minutes later turned around to see him high-tailing it out of the cafe in the opposite direction.
Saberus Terras: Lemme give this a go... *cracks knuckles before typing*First off. All you Farkers, especially the mods AND Drew: You're cool as shiat on a glacier.To the "System Admins" that I work for on a daily basis:Fark you, fark you all sideways with fire hydrants wrapped in Concertina wire.Telling me to run diagnostics on your server without giving me any useful information will result in nothing. Telling me to do your job for you only says you don't know how to do your job. Know what happens if I don't know how to do my job? I get farking fired.I wish all you idiots get ignited napalm enemas.No more will I simply let you remain ignorant. I will lambaste you in the vapid, inane emails you send betraying your ignorance of you key job functions. Pull everyone off the email so it's just you telling me you don't know how? I'll put everyone back on with my lmgtfy response and show your colleagues you're a moron.I hope you get planar warts and planar fasciitis, and that your mother in laws will describe their ass boils to you in appetite-destroying detail.My job is to fix the hardware when it breaks, nothing else. It's your job to diagnose the servers, I'm only to do it when your system is so farked you can't remote to it. It's your job to monitor your servers, you can biatch until the cows come home that you have 200 servers to watch, I have 1000's in my location alone. You have monitoring software, hell, your IPMI-compliant management controllers can be set up to send you a damn email through SNMP when they find something's gone wrong, all of it automatic.I hope midgets punch you in the junk with rusty razor blades.
DubyaHater: I have a problem with people who call soda "pop". It's lame.
Baz the Spaz: My kids all fight with each other and they're all adults. Grow up, damn it! And to my youngest child, the idiot son, who thinks nothing is ever his fault, yes it is your fault. Grow a pair already. And I still love all of you. How does that work?/Feeling better already.
tartcake: my neighbor and his redneck friends stand outside in his yard every evening with a beer in hand and stare at my house. EVERY DAMN DAY, I have morons watching me. If I happen to wave, I just get dumb looks.My house is not interesting. Me taking out the garbage is not interesting. My dog crapping in my yard is not interesting. WHY DO YOU STARE AT ME? Go inside for christs sake and watch tv like everyone else.
oldweevil: I have a problem with Fark Independents. Just have the balls to admit that you're Republicans. You're so far in the political closet you can see Narnia.
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