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(Daily Mail)   Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood, 65, marries Sally Humphrey, 34, hopes never to hear "I can't get no satisfaction"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-12-23 09:55:09 AM
That kiss says it all.
 
2012-12-23 09:59:17 AM
65? So he's the youngest member?
 
2012-12-23 10:04:42 AM
1/2 plus 7 rule doesnt apply to rock stars. Just ask Townshend.
 
2012-12-23 10:05:58 AM
Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood, 65, marries Sally Humphrey, 34, hopes never to hear "I can't get no satisfaction"

Why wouldn't Ronnie want an insatiable bride?  I don't understand.

It would make sense if you said he hoped to never hear, "You can't get no satisfaction."

// English- How does it work?
 
2012-12-23 10:09:37 AM

dugitman: 1/2 plus 7 rule doesnt apply to rock stars. Just ask Townshend.

 
2012-12-23 10:18:28 AM
Once the ring goes on the unscheduled sex stops. No matter her age.

Spontaneous sex at that point is known as rape.

/rape
 
2012-12-23 10:41:42 AM
Every girl dreams of growing up to marry a leather muppet.
 
2012-12-23 10:42:34 AM

You Idiots: Once the ring goes on the unscheduled sex stops. No matter her age.

Spontaneous sex at that point is known as rape.

/rape


Did you know that there is a plant named rape?

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/491375/rape

"BRB, gotta go harvest some rape. Lots of rape. I'm an epic rape-harvester. Want some of my rape? Ive got plenty of rape to go around."

Also, he was 31 when she was born. That's gross.
 
2012-12-23 10:51:06 AM

OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-12-23 10:59:16 AM
What's the over/under on it last more than two years because either she divorces him or he dies.

(STILL seems like he joined the band 3 or 4 years ago instead of 30)

Hey! HEY! You! YOU! Get offa my LAWN!
 
2012-12-23 11:00:02 AM

OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


That's exactly what I took away from a quick glance at the pics/article.
 
2012-12-23 11:00:58 AM

OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.



Done in one. That's exactly and unfortunately what I came to post. This pic really says it all.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-23 11:09:17 AM
I am $ure $he really love$ him.
 
2012-12-23 11:24:55 AM

soupbone: OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


Done in one. That's exactly and unfortunately what I came to post. This pic really says it all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x870]


That reminds me of the Mtv movie (music?) awards when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley.
 
2012-12-23 11:26:59 AM

aimtastic: Every girl golddigger dreams of growing up to marry a famous and wealthy leather muppet.

 
2012-12-23 11:30:12 AM
He was in the Faces & Small Faces. He get's a lifetime pass.
 
2012-12-23 11:33:48 AM

egomann: He was in the Faces & Small Faces. He get's a lifetime pass.


Well, that alone is a pretty great thing to add to one's resume. But don't forget he is also in the Rolling Stones - not a bad gig.
 
2012-12-23 11:45:29 AM

dugitman: 1/2 plus 7 rule doesnt apply to rock stars.


Probably for the math involved.

\he only was off by 5, not that bad
 
2012-12-23 11:53:45 AM
What doe$ $he $ee in him?
 
2012-12-23 12:08:07 PM

douchebag/hater: (STILL seems like he joined the band 3 or 4 years ago instead of 30)


Closer to 40 years ago, old man.

/cranks "Unchained" out of T-Tops
//does burnout on lawn, runs over mailbox
 
2012-12-23 12:10:17 PM
www.iorr.org

"Too old."
 
2012-12-23 12:49:14 PM
What a drag it is getting old......
 
2012-12-23 12:56:05 PM
A Rolling Stone gathers no moss but does corral all the babes.
 
2012-12-23 01:12:32 PM

egomann: He get's a lifetime pass.


That apostrophe doesn't.
 
2012-12-23 01:55:07 PM

soupbone: OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


Done in one. That's exactly and unfortunately what I came to post. This pic really says it all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x870]


She's thinking about his diapers.
 
2012-12-23 02:39:31 PM
She's pretty, and he.. looks older than 65. Certainly older than my father.
 
2012-12-23 02:42:45 PM

puckrock2000: [www.iorr.org image 566x400]

"Too old."


Came here for that. Good job, although I'd have chosen a different picture of Wyman.
 
2012-12-23 03:28:35 PM
I'm sure they'll be very happy once the divorce proceedings take place.
 
2012-12-23 03:32:32 PM

vudukungfu: soupbone: OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


Done in one. That's exactly and unfortunately what I came to post. This pic really says it all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x870]

She's thinking about his diapers.


The fact that she's clutching a purse instead of him seems unfortunately symbolic. Not saying that there can't be good May/December marriages but that picture, ouch.
 
2012-12-23 03:33:43 PM
www3.pictures.zimbio.com

www.retro-cafe.com
 
2012-12-23 03:39:56 PM
tight lips, purse clutched, and only he's touching her.

Why even bother.
 
2012-12-23 03:43:53 PM

Tax Boy: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 361x594]

[www.retro-cafe.com image 302x450]


I wood.
 
2012-12-23 04:11:31 PM

Alphax: She's pretty, and he.. looks older than 65. Certainly older than my father.


It's not the age, it's the mileage.
 
2012-12-23 04:42:45 PM
he was never in the Small Faces, that was Steve Marriot's group
 
2012-12-23 04:46:21 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: egomann: He get's a lifetime pass.

That apostrophe doesn't.


Well, if anyone is going to correct my grammer...
 
2012-12-23 04:52:09 PM

Evil-Imposter: egomann: He was in the Faces & Small Faces. He get's a lifetime pass.

Well, that alone is a pretty great thing to add to one's resume. But don't forget he is also in the Rolling Stones - not a bad gig.


I love the Stones, but no song makes me happier than Stay With Me.
 
2012-12-23 05:05:54 PM

soupbone: OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


Done in one. That's exactly and unfortunately what I came to post. This pic really says it all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x870]


Every Picture Tells a Story

/Story
 
2012-12-23 06:08:31 PM

egomann: Well, if anyone is going to correct my grammer...


I won't correct ... I won't correct .... must ... not ....
 
2012-12-23 06:38:57 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: egomann: Well, if anyone is going to correct my grammer...

I won't correct ... I won't correct .... must ... not ....


Kelsey
 
2012-12-23 07:52:18 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: egomann: He get's a lifetime pass.

That apostrophe doesn't.


1) Ha!
and
2) Nice!
 
2012-12-23 09:56:56 PM

soupbone: OtherBrotherDarryl: That kiss says it all.


Done in one. That's exactly and unfortunately what I came to post. This pic really says it all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x870]


Same here. The pic below that one, at a different angle, is even worse with the teeth showing. In her head, "Gah, kiss! Just smile, it'll only be a few years."
 
2012-12-23 10:18:53 PM

ComicBookGuy: What doe$ $he $ee in him?


€ndle$$ £ov€
 
2012-12-24 03:11:43 PM
I have some free advice. Don't marry a woman that made it to 34/single unless you can *clears throat* afford to.

//yes unscheduled schedule sex stops (kids or no kids)
///so do BJs
////stay single my friends
 
2012-12-24 07:21:41 PM
That isn't normal kissing?
My love life is even sadder than I thought.
 
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