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(KTVZ Bend)   Sometimes a single malt whiskey is a far better reward than cash   ( divider line
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2012-12-23 01:12:33 PM  
2 votes:
its spelt 'USQUEBAUGH' ye ignorant heathen!!
2012-12-23 12:11:26 PM  
1 vote:
Whiskey thread!
2012-12-23 11:09:44 AM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: Some people are honest out of pride, others out of fear. I wonder if there's a third motivation.

A willingness to accept a lesser gift in return for the trite adulation of strangers?
2012-12-23 10:36:38 AM  
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Unoriginal_Username: FTA "I have to look at myself in the mirror in the morning," he said. "I might not like what I see, but at least I know I'm honest."

I feel the same way, which is probably why I wouldn't make it as a CEO or anything like that.

/Also why I couldn't cut it in car sales.

Look back in the mirror and see an honest piece of shiat or just see a piece of shot, hmmmm choices, choices.

Of course, when you are as handsome, suave and debonair as myself money and honesty really doesn't factor into it. One of the basic ideas of economics is scarcity. And I am just one of those scarce beings with good looks and talent. No money though so $50000 would complete the circle.

The cash would be "tax free" as well.
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