Sultan Of Herf: I drank almost a half bottle of The Glenlivet 12 year last night...after watching the wifes mother tell her she doesnt care that shes her daughter, all she is to her mom is a source of money.
BarkingUnicorn: FormlessOne: wotthefark: Unoriginal_Username: FTA "I have to look at myself in the mirror in the morning," he said. "I might not like what I see, but at least I know I'm honest."I feel the same way, which is probably why I wouldn't make it as a CEO or anything like that./Also why I couldn't cut it in car sales.Look back in the mirror and see an honest piece of shiat or just see a piece of shot, hmmmm choices, choices.Of course, when you are as handsome, suave and debonair as myself money and honesty really doesn't factor into it. One of the basic ideas of economics is scarcity. And I am just one of those scarce beings with good looks and talent. No money though so $50000 would complete the circle.The cash would be "tax free" as well.Until, of course, the IRS found out. And, well, your good looks, talent, and obvious charm would be huge assets in PMITA prison, what with the felony charges for grand theft, tax evasion, and all. Heck, you'd be everyone's favorite.Some people are honest out of pride, others out of fear. I wonder if there's a third motivation.
p4p3rm4t3: Who forgets about 50 grand?
mekkab: wait, was it an Islay malt whisky or just some whiskey?/oh please oh please oh please oh please let this turn into a whisk[e]y snob thread!
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