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2012-12-23 10:51:52 AM
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BarkingUnicorn:  Some people are honest out of pride, others out of fear.  I wonder if there's a third motivation.

Honor.
2012-12-23 10:28:52 AM
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FTA "I have to look at myself in the mirror in the morning," he said. "I might not like what I see, but at least I know I'm honest."

I feel the same way, which is probably why I wouldn't make it as a CEO or anything like that.

/Also why I couldn't cut it in car sales.
2012-12-23 01:49:06 PM
1 votes:
So a country can trademark (or whatever) the peculiar spelling of word, and yet people get all in a snit because apple got a patent on rounded corners?
2012-12-23 01:12:33 PM
1 votes:
its spelt 'USQUEBAUGH' ye ignorant heathen!!
2012-12-23 12:32:46 PM
1 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: I drank almost a half bottle of The Glenlivet 12 year last night...after watching the wifes mother tell her she doesnt care that shes her daughter, all she is to her mom is a source of money.


Whisk(e)y ... Thats the kind of holiday spirit we all like.
2012-12-23 12:11:26 PM
1 votes:
Whiskey thread!

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2012-12-23 11:16:50 AM
1 votes:
Very nice of him to return half of the 100k he found stuffed in the safe.
2012-12-23 11:08:23 AM
1 votes:
"My wife and I pulled a huge amount of our personal savings out of the banks and put them in the safe," he said. "Stuffed them in the safe and kind of forgot about it."


You. Dumb. Mother. farker.
2012-12-23 10:54:57 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: FormlessOne: wotthefark: Unoriginal_Username: FTA "I have to look at myself in the mirror in the morning," he said. "I might not like what I see, but at least I know I'm honest."

I feel the same way, which is probably why I wouldn't make it as a CEO or anything like that.

/Also why I couldn't cut it in car sales.

Look back in the mirror and see an honest piece of shiat or just see a piece of shot, hmmmm choices, choices.

Of course, when you are as handsome, suave and debonair as myself money and honesty really doesn't factor into it. One of the basic ideas of economics is scarcity. And I am just one of those scarce beings with good looks and talent. No money though so $50000 would complete the circle.

The cash would be "tax free" as well.

Until, of course, the IRS found out. And, well, your good looks, talent, and obvious charm would be huge assets in PMITA prison, what with the felony charges for grand theft, tax evasion, and all. Heck, you'd be everyone's favorite.

Some people are honest out of pride, others out of fear.  I wonder if there's a third motivation.


Similar to one of the rules my mom had when we were growing up. When it came to cleaning up, or helping around the house she would say 'You do it because you love me, or you do it because you're afraid of me.'
2012-12-23 10:52:33 AM
1 votes:

p4p3rm4t3: Who forgets about 50 grand?


The 1%

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2012-12-23 10:49:50 AM
1 votes:
It should be whisky.

Also, the fact that the owner of the money has so much he didn't notice he was $50,000 short and said he would have taken the money and run makes me think he might be a jerk. The locksmith still did the right thing.
2012-12-23 10:45:30 AM
1 votes:

mekkab: wait, was it an Islay malt whisky or just some whiskey?


/oh please oh please oh please oh please let this turn into a whisk[e]y snob thread!


It's simple, whisky is from Scotland and whiskey is from everywhere else. No need for snobbery.
2012-12-23 10:36:12 AM
1 votes:
wait, was it an Islay malt whisky or just some whiskey?


/oh please oh please oh please oh please let this turn into a whisk[e]y snob thread!
2012-12-23 10:33:09 AM
1 votes:
Who forgets about 50 grand?

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