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(Courier Mail)   This holiday season, don't feed your pet chocolate, avocados, turkey skin, pork crackling, sausages and other fatty meats, onions, garlic, grapes, raisins, macadamia nuts, or barbecue oil   ( divider line
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4147 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 9:46 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-23 09:59:19 AM  
5 votes:
Who the hell keeps chocolate as a pet???
2012-12-23 10:07:56 AM  
4 votes:

kendelrio: Who the hell keeps chocolate as a pet???

Yeah, that's just weird. Me and my pet avocados got a good laugh out of that.
2012-12-23 12:51:59 PM  
2 votes:
I had heard peanut butter was OK but my dog kept getting hair caught in his throat.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2012-12-23 11:01:17 AM  
2 votes:
My little brother wanted a cat for Christmas. He was told he would have turkey with the rest of us.
2012-12-23 10:48:21 AM  
2 votes:
had a freind whos dog ate a whole bag of christmas colored hershy kisses. said his backyard glistened all kinds of colors for weeks.
2012-12-23 10:43:40 AM  
2 votes:
/both hot and oblig
2012-12-23 10:33:50 AM  
2 votes:
My dogs are only allowed things that dogs would eat naturally.

You know, kibble and cat puke.
2012-12-23 10:03:05 AM  
2 votes:

Apparently, this is what your cat will look like if you feed him these things all at once. Now. Give Mr. Creosote one thin wafer.
2012-12-23 10:00:34 AM  
2 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: Save it for your Mother In Law

Can't. She's busy pounding down an entire box of wine.

- F*ck.. I hate going to Xmas dinner at the in-laws.
2012-12-23 09:53:45 AM  
2 votes:
What are you talking about? My cat loved his turkey skin. Why, he's still sleeping off that feast. Looks so peaceful.
2012-12-23 09:49:06 AM  
2 votes:
welll, how the hell  else am i supposed to cook them ?
2012-12-23 01:43:51 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: In before the raw food snobs. Oops, too late.

/raw diets are stupid
//Your dog wants proper nutrition

But you gotta love the acronym that they came up with for Bones And Raw Foods, right? Right?

/Found that one late one night after we discovered that our dog had eaten an entire turkey carcass. He was fine, a little gassy, but fine. Not like the time he ate an entire leg of lamb...including the bone. We were travelling home and staying in a motel 500 miles away when we realized that it didn't sit well.
2012-12-23 12:07:10 PM  
1 vote:
This is ridiculous. Dogs eat out of the garbage and they don't sort out the onions and avocados and turkey skin...
2012-12-23 10:47:57 AM  
1 vote:
I used to have a chocolate lab. He ran off when I tried to eat his ears.
2012-12-23 09:56:02 AM  
1 vote:
I don't even know what barbecue oil is so my dogs are safe for another year.
2012-12-23 08:56:39 AM  
1 vote:
My dogs should all be dead 20 times over
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