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(Orlando Sentinel)   If you're the King of Rock and Roll Debauchery you should be allowed to sell beer and let people smoke marijuana at your End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day Party at your home, which you call the Sausage Castle   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 54
    More: Florida, Rock and Roll Debauchery, Mike Busey, St. Cloud, marijuana  
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2012-12-23 10:09:38 AM  
So how did the Fark party go?
 
2012-12-23 10:13:45 AM  
Translation: There was no established method of paying taxes for the party income.
 
2012-12-23 10:14:11 AM  
Did this guy go?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-23 10:14:37 AM  
A little over a year ago he wanted me to come and do video work at one of his parties. damn, opportunity missed
 
2012-12-23 10:17:59 AM  
I used to do this. Minus the actual bar sales.
Made it 5 years in one spot.
Didn't make a dime, but it was a lot of fun.
 
2012-12-23 10:18:13 AM  
You gotta feel like a real shiat coming into a party and looking for pointless non violent infractions just so you can arrest some guy.
 
2012-12-23 10:19:53 AM  
"Wanker wannabee,"- Kieth Moon's muffled comment.
 
2012-12-23 10:21:35 AM  

lewismarktwo: You gotta feel like a real shiat coming into a party and looking for pointless non violent infractions just so you can arrest some guy.


This, completely. What a waste of taxpayer time and money. Meanwhile, three houses were burglarized and Christmas ruined.
 
2012-12-23 10:26:18 AM  
Landlords, too lazy to require or do background checks? This could be the price you pay.

/Party Pooper
 
2012-12-23 10:26:34 AM  
Freddie Mercury chortles derisively from the great beyond at this Pretender to the Throne of Rock-N-Roll Debauchery.
 
2012-12-23 10:27:52 AM  
All I saw was "Busey" in the Fark tag, so I thought this actually sounded pretty tame. Wrong Busey.
 
2012-12-23 10:30:01 AM  
I read the headline as "king of rock and roll douchebaggery" and thought it was Ted Nugent...
 
2012-12-23 10:31:09 AM  
When Ward was kicked out of school in 2000, he turned to rock and roll and opened the Sausage Castle

Imagine what would have happened had he turned to jazz.
 
2012-12-23 10:31:10 AM  
Nice 'Live Free Or Die' collarbone tat. I hope that hurt like hell, because it should have.
 
2012-12-23 10:32:13 AM  
The deputy also noted that several people were smoking marijuana at the party and '(Ward) made no attempt to stop the illegal acts.'

OH MY GOD, THE HORROR!
 
2012-12-23 10:34:23 AM  
According to his website, which displays several videos from his outlandish parties complete with half-naked women and men dressed as sumo wrestlers, Ward once played basketball as a student at Florida Christian College - a four-year college in Kissimmee that requires a "Bible emphasis" in each of its degree programs.

The college socials must have been epic.
 
2012-12-23 10:38:26 AM  
According to his website, which displays several videos from his outlandish parties complete with half-naked women and men dressed as sumo wrestlers...

Link for the lazy/curious.

/obviously nsfw
 
2012-12-23 10:40:33 AM  
Reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
 
2012-12-23 10:43:09 AM  

lewismarktwo: You gotta feel like a real shiat coming into a party and looking for pointless non violent infractions just so you can arrest some guy.


There were complaints.

Look, as much as I hate to see "victimless" crimes prosecuted I'm going to say that I certainly wouldn't want to live next door to this guy. If you want to run a bar and host concerts, great. Just don't try to do either out of your home. He probably broke at least a half-dozen laws and created a general nuisance in the process. Plus everyone knows you sell empty cups at the door, you don't charge cover or sell actual beers.

Speaking from direct experience, large house parties can wreck a whole suburban block in one night.
 
2012-12-23 10:43:55 AM  
www.polkas.com

The King of Polka is amused by your tiny sausage castle
 
2012-12-23 10:44:21 AM  

Scatter: Reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.


I thought the same thing, although I suspect that Ricky is probably both classier and smarter than this guy.
 
2012-12-23 10:55:56 AM  
Was Ass Dan there?


/RIP Ass Dan
 
2012-12-23 10:55:58 AM  
 "Last Night I Got Arrested For Throwing A EPIC Party!" and thanked his guests for attending.

AN epic party AN . . .
 
2012-12-23 11:07:40 AM  

Marcintosh:  "Last Night I Got Arrested For Throwing A EPIC Party!" and thanked his guests for attending.

AN epic party AN . . .


Grable's?
 
2012-12-23 11:11:17 AM  

A Shambling Mound: lewismarktwo: You gotta feel like a real shiat coming into a party and looking for pointless non violent infractions just so you can arrest some guy.

There were complaints.

Look, as much as I hate to see "victimless" crimes prosecuted I'm going to say that I certainly wouldn't want to live next door to this guy. If you want to run a bar and host concerts, great. Just don't try to do either out of your home. He probably broke at least a half-dozen laws and created a general nuisance in the process. Plus everyone knows you sell empty cups at the door, you don't charge cover or sell actual beers.

Speaking from direct experience, large house parties can wreck a whole suburban block in one night.


Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA.
 
2012-12-23 11:12:27 AM  
He might throw a good party, but holy crap he looks like a douchebag of epic proportions. And I don't say that just because he is a fat fark... That hair... And would someone point out that shaving your beard with the jawline instead of in a great downward swoop can actually reduce the "Holy fark, it's a bleach blond Porky Pig" look?
 
2012-12-23 11:13:05 AM  

Marcintosh: "Last Night I Got Arrested For Throwing A EPIC Party!" and thanked his guests for attending.

AN epic party AN . . .


THANK YOU! Just because you're a white trash creepo whose "show" features you pouring milk down the ass crack of a morbidly obese man in a sumo outfit is no excuse for improper grammar.
 
2012-12-23 11:13:42 AM  

MrGuy: According to his website, which displays several videos from his outlandish parties complete with half-naked women and men dressed as sumo wrestlers...

Link for the lazy/curious.

/obviously nsfw



What a tool. We go to better parties on a Tuesday.
 
2012-12-23 11:29:17 AM  
I'm sorry, in what way is this guy the "King of Rock 'N Roll Debauchery"?
I've never heard of him before and all I can find online is shameless self promotion and stories about his arrest.

As far as I can tell, the title is self-appointed and no one apart from his neighbors even gave 2 shiats about him before this morning. (I assume his neighbors complained to the cops about his party last night.)

If you want the "King of Rock 'N Roll Debauchery", you might pick someone who actually has something to do with Rock 'N Roll. Maybe Axl Rose in his heyday.
 
2012-12-23 11:33:17 AM  

lewismarktwo: A Shambling Mound: lewismarktwo: You gotta feel like a real shiat coming into a party and looking for pointless non violent infractions just so you can arrest some guy.

There were complaints.

Look, as much as I hate to see "victimless" crimes prosecuted I'm going to say that I certainly wouldn't want to live next door to this guy. If you want to run a bar and host concerts, great. Just don't try to do either out of your home. He probably broke at least a half-dozen laws and created a general nuisance in the process. Plus everyone knows you sell empty cups at the door, you don't charge cover or sell actual beers.

Speaking from direct experience, large house parties can wreck a whole suburban block in one night.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA.


You mid-spelled Amurrika, moran.
 
2012-12-23 11:37:19 AM  
That guy shouldn't be called the King of squat until he figures out that he needs to sell red cups, not alcohol, if he wants to make a buck off his little parties.
 
2012-12-23 11:38:18 AM  
That's what I call my pants. The Sausage Castle.
 
2012-12-23 11:40:00 AM  
I mean, seriously.  Most people figured that part out in high school.
 
2012-12-23 11:44:19 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-23 11:47:55 AM  
I'm thinking he forgot to add his last name "Von Krunk".
 
2012-12-23 11:49:52 AM  
Sausage Castle, you say? I am a knight, you know!

cdn.mos.musicradar.com
 
2012-12-23 11:52:17 AM  

Alleyoop: Sausage Castle, you say? I am a knight, you know!

[cdn.mos.musicradar.com image 320x240]


Not only that, King of Rock and Roll Debauchery far more accurately describes Sir Elton than some cracker ass back country pickle dick like this guy.
 
2012-12-23 12:05:07 PM  
I wouldn't call it an "end of the world" party, but rather an "end of stupid ideas from the 70s" party.

/which would really be something worth celebrating
//if it were actually true... but it isn't
///the terrifying truth is the worst of the ideas are being made into laws even as we speak
 
2012-12-23 12:07:09 PM  

MrGuy: According to his website, which displays several videos from his outlandish parties complete with half-naked women and men dressed as sumo wrestlers...

Link for the lazy/curious.

/obviously nsfw


LOL, I always wondered what could be more stupid than a guggalo party. This dude probably called the cops himself for free media.
 
2012-12-23 12:13:20 PM  

Marcintosh: "Last Night I Got Arrested For Throwing A EPIC Party!" and thanked his guests for attending.

AN epic party AN . . .


Check out his web site -- grammar nazi nightmare.

For those not familiar with Central Florida, take all the Florida characteristics that allow us to have our own Fark tag and multiply by 100. That's St Cloud.
 
2012-12-23 12:28:17 PM  
lewismarktwo:

i.imgur.com

Sorta takes the fun out of it when you make it that easy.
 
2012-12-23 12:28:28 PM  
The real crime? Pawning off a Bud Light as a beer and then charging $3 for it. Oh the humanity...
 
2012-12-23 12:42:20 PM  
Just GIS'd "Sausage Castle".

Link
o_O
 
2012-12-23 01:09:33 PM  
Apparently this guy isn't smart enough to figure out a better location for his parties. OF COURSE your neighbors are going to complain, a-hole!
 
2012-12-23 01:11:47 PM  
The dude looks like a douchebag date rapist who probably has to roofie High School girls at his
"epic parties". I bet the "Icy Hot Stuntaz" play his parties..
 
2012-12-23 01:16:01 PM  
media.trb.comwww.mediabistro.com
No? Maybe a little?
 
2012-12-23 01:31:07 PM  
www.history.com
 
2012-12-23 01:40:11 PM  

MrGuy: According to his website, which displays several videos from his outlandish parties complete with half-naked women and men dressed as sumo wrestlers...

Link for the lazy/curious.

/obviously nsfw


OK, one - this might have been 'rebellious around 1992; now? No f()cking way. Two, THREE DOLLARS FOR A BUD LIGHT. Ship this biatch to jail.
 
2012-12-23 02:22:57 PM  

yellowcat: Marcintosh: "Last Night I Got Arrested For Throwing A EPIC Party!" and thanked his guests for attending.
AN epic party AN . . .
Check out his web site -- grammar nazi nightmare.


For those not familiar with Central Florida, take all the Florida characteristics that allow us to have our own Fark tag and multiply by 100. That's St Cloud.


I appreciate that.  NOT usually a grammar Nazi.  Usually I don't care about grammar or shpellin' but I can clearly remember that from the first grade many decades ago.  I also appreciate the constricts to Tweeting too.  That said, it's still "an" no "a".  Please, Sausage King, buy an "n", they're cheap.
 
2012-12-23 02:41:21 PM  

Marcintosh: yellowcat: Marcintosh: "Last Night I Got Arrested For Throwing A EPIC Party!" and thanked his guests for attending.
AN epic party AN . . .
Check out his web site -- grammar nazi nightmare.

For those not familiar with Central Florida, take all the Florida characteristics that allow us to have our own Fark tag and multiply by 100. That's St Cloud.

I appreciate that.  NOT usually a grammar Nazi.  Usually I don't care about grammar or shpellin' but I can clearly remember that from the first grade many decades ago.  I also appreciate the constricts to Tweeting too.  That said, it's still "an" no "a".  Please, Sausage King, buy an "n", they're cheap.


Not just cheap, you get paid for them!
 
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