If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   Smoking hot 26-year-old blonde: "I eat 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year" (w/pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, brussel sprouts, Brussels, Waitrose, Silent Night, Bracknell  
•       •       •

43312 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2012 at 11:03 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-12-23 11:39:52 AM
9 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-12-23 08:53:12 AM
7 votes:
I'd fart on her.
2012-12-23 09:56:52 AM
6 votes:

unlikely: If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out f

fantastic.

Well, duh. That's the butter and garlic. They make anything taste good. Why, using them, I bet you could even get people to eat snails.
2012-12-23 11:56:51 AM
5 votes:
news.bbc.co.uk
2012-12-23 08:58:04 AM
5 votes:
Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts.  Rule #34?
2012-12-23 11:10:16 AM
4 votes:
Another beauty from Monster Island.
2012-12-23 08:23:19 PM
2 votes:
media.imagechan.com
2012-12-23 11:24:02 AM
2 votes:
I have been here for years and I still don't understand this meme. Whenever a submitter says they have a pic of somebody smoking, I look but I can never find the cigarettes. Do they airbrush them out like in the Abbey Road poster? Is this a Spielberg guns-to-walkies type of deal?
2012-12-23 11:20:44 AM
2 votes:
A pleasant looking blonde girl with an extreme oral fixation who likes putting small things in her mouth -- that's nice.
2012-12-23 11:18:45 AM
2 votes:
Centerpoint: "wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.

[Followup] Romantic candle-lit dinner ends in inferno.
2012-12-23 11:16:05 AM
2 votes:
smells like BS to me
2012-12-23 08:20:33 PM
1 votes:
With that much greenery going through her, I bet her ass is anything but dumb.

/ as in, it makes a lot of damned noise
// explaining jokes ftw
/// slashies!
//// fwaaappapappapapppapppp
2012-12-23 07:14:24 PM
1 votes:
First thing that came to mind
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-23 05:15:54 PM
1 votes:
She's kinda cute, but one bad digestive day and she'll make your hair fall out.
2012-12-23 01:34:25 PM
1 votes:

thamike: G2V: thamike: Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts.  Rule #34?

As a person with a lazy eye (amblyopia), I'd just like to point out she does not have a lazy eye, she has strabismus
Strabismus (the cause of amblyopia) is often referred to as lazy eyed.  Will you settle for wall-eyed?  I wouldn't want to spark an incident between disparate factions of the visually impaired.



Don't blame yourself. They already don't see eye to eye.
2012-12-23 12:35:30 PM
1 votes:
I take it the terms "smoking" and "hot" are both referring to the gasses jetting from her anus?
2012-12-23 12:24:55 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-12-23 12:20:15 PM
1 votes:

ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?


She would definitely take anal sex out if the question, the smell coming out if her ass could take down any man.
2012-12-23 12:07:23 PM
1 votes:
Also, let's make a distinction:

media2.intoday.in
Smoking hot strabismus

img.thesun.co.uk

Perennially flatulent strabismus
2012-12-23 11:59:06 AM
1 votes:

G2V: thamike: Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts.  Rule #34?

As a person with a lazy eye (amblyopia), I'd just like to point out she does not have a lazy eye, she has strabismus

Strabismus (the cause of amblyopia) is often referred to as lazy eyed.  Will you settle for wall-eyed?  I wouldn't want to spark an incident between disparate factions of the visually impaired.
2012-12-23 11:49:11 AM
1 votes:
But, does she BEEF?
2012-12-23 11:39:50 AM
1 votes:
All veggies from broccoli to asparagus to corn and potatoes are ghastly. I'm guessing the only thing that makes this girl smoking hot are the continuous stream of blue darts coming out the other end. She could probably rent herself out as an eternal flame to some bereaved family.
2012-12-23 11:36:31 AM
1 votes:
i think it would be kewl to have a job where you test different bath salts
2012-12-23 11:30:56 AM
1 votes:
I'll bet she gives good Dutch Oven.
2012-12-23 11:28:49 AM
1 votes:
Somewhere in Brazil, a porn director has just found his next starlet.
2012-12-23 11:26:25 AM
1 votes:

Wulfman: I have been here for years and I still don't understand this meme. Whenever a submitter says they have a pic of somebody smoking, I look but I can never find the cigarettes. Do they airbrush them out like in the Abbey Road poster? Is this a Spielberg guns-to-walkies type of deal?


I was told by a cop who pulled me over that I had a "smokin'" car .... I told him it was California ULEV compliant by way of riposte and he actually thought I had misunderstood. LoL.
2012-12-23 11:23:52 AM
1 votes:

TheOther: Centerpoint: "wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.

[Followup] Romantic candle-lit dinner ends in inferno.


News at 11.
2012-12-23 11:23:22 AM
1 votes:
Her teeth are straight. You don't see that much in the UK, so there's that.
2012-12-23 11:22:47 AM
1 votes:

stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click


Actually, this was an inappropriate use of the smoking hot label. She's actually pretty cute, smoking hot is supposed to be reserved for the real uggos.
2012-12-23 11:16:49 AM
1 votes:
"wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.
2012-12-23 11:15:34 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, dear... why do you want to DO that to yourself? :-/


English Food Joke :To be fair, when you take into account all other English food, 10,000 Brussel sprouts doesn't sound too bad.

Real Joke: She really, really hates the Dutch.
2012-12-23 11:13:21 AM
1 votes:
For once a subby got the smoking hot part right. And I'd eat everything in the picture.
2012-12-23 11:12:48 AM
1 votes:

Valdes: I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?


She's from England. That's pretty hot for them.
2012-12-23 11:12:32 AM
1 votes:

ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?


Know how I know you didn't read the article?
2012-12-23 11:10:26 AM
1 votes:
I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?
2012-12-23 11:07:06 AM
1 votes:
She must queef a lot...
2012-12-23 09:39:55 AM
1 votes:
Oh, dear... why do you want to DO that to yourself? :-/
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report