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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 26-year-old blonde: "I eat 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year" (w/pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 28
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2012-12-23 09:56:52 AM
5 votes:

unlikely: If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out f

fantastic.

Well, duh. That's the butter and garlic. They make anything taste good. Why, using them, I bet you could even get people to eat snails.
2012-12-23 11:09:38 AM
3 votes:
I do not understand Brussels hate. I think they are great. Everyone I know who hates them seems to hate all vegetables, anyways.

/All the sprouts on the xmas table will be consumed by me.
//Om nom nom
2012-12-23 11:41:31 AM
2 votes:
She's very pretty and has good taste in vegetables. What's with the tag, Smidiot?
2012-12-23 11:12:48 AM
2 votes:

Valdes: I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?


She's from England. That's pretty hot for them.
2012-12-23 11:10:16 AM
2 votes:
Another beauty from Monster Island.
2012-12-23 11:10:06 AM
2 votes:
Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?
2012-12-23 09:49:44 AM
2 votes:
If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out fantastic.
2012-12-23 08:53:12 AM
2 votes:
I'd fart on her.
2012-12-23 05:42:26 PM
1 votes:
Vegetables, fruits, and beans only cause gas in people that don't eat enough of them.
2012-12-23 01:01:45 PM
1 votes:

Amberleia: Why the dumbass tag?


subby self-identifying maybe?
2012-12-23 12:41:59 PM
1 votes:

grumpyoldmann: For once a subby got the smoking hot part right. And I'd eat everything in the picture.


I wholeheartedly concur. You yahoos downing her appearance are either married or haven't been laid in years. Oops - same thing.
2012-12-23 12:23:27 PM
1 votes:
the lighting and the quality of the image and the lack of quality in the article and theme tells me that what we're looking at is an image supplied by the Brussels Sprouts Growers Association supplied to "The Sun" so that they can shill for the BSGA without the BSGA actually purchasing advertising space.

Makes perfect sense to me.
Loves me some sprouts.  Not available at home.  None available at take aways either.  8-(
2012-12-23 12:00:09 PM
1 votes:
Love sprouts. If they're bitter, you've overcooked them.
2012-12-23 11:56:51 AM
1 votes:
news.bbc.co.uk
2012-12-23 11:35:27 AM
1 votes:
You just have to buy them fresh and be sure to not cook them too long.
2012-12-23 11:32:30 AM
1 votes:
Smoking hot...

images.wikia.com
2012-12-23 11:23:52 AM
1 votes:
While I don't eat anything close to 10,000 a year, Brussels sprouts ARE my favorite vegetable. My family won't touch them so I generally get to make them any way I like and eat all of them. I'll usually have some as part of my birthday meal request as well as a few other times a year. I'll gladly eat them steamed with butter and salt or pan fried with bacon and onion, or oven roasted with just some salt. Hell, I could make a meal of just Brussels sprouts.
2012-12-23 11:23:49 AM
1 votes:

notmtwain: ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?

Know how I know you didn't read the article?


Admittedly I only looked at the pic (The Sun isn't really meant for the literate) but I was aware of the fact that digestive systems reclaibrate. It was merely a lame joke.
2012-12-23 11:23:03 AM
1 votes:
How does The Stun even find these people in the first place to feature them?
2012-12-23 11:20:44 AM
1 votes:
A pleasant looking blonde girl with an extreme oral fixation who likes putting small things in her mouth -- that's nice.
2012-12-23 11:17:14 AM
1 votes:
Why the dumbass tag?
2012-12-23 11:16:05 AM
1 votes:
smells like BS to me
2012-12-23 11:13:21 AM
1 votes:
For once a subby got the smoking hot part right. And I'd eat everything in the picture.
2012-12-23 11:12:32 AM
1 votes:

ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?


Know how I know you didn't read the article?
2012-12-23 11:10:26 AM
1 votes:
I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?
2012-12-23 11:07:06 AM
1 votes:
She must queef a lot...
2012-12-23 10:42:58 AM
1 votes:
We were at a party earlier this year, and the host served Brussels Sprouts that had been oven-roasted after being drizzled in bacon grease, salt, pepper, and fresh garlic.  the bottoms were sliced flat so they stood upright.

The outside layers were crispy like parchment paper, and the insides had caramelized and were quite sweet and tender.

Definitely worth a try!
2012-12-23 08:58:04 AM
1 votes:
Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts.  Rule #34?
 
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