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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 26-year-old blonde: "I eat 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year" (w/pic)   ( ) divider line
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2012-12-23 11:33:17 PM  

aendeuryu: With that much greenery going through her, I bet her ass is anything but dumb.

/ as in, it makes a lot of damned noise
// explaining jokes ftw
/// slashies!
//// fwaaappapappapapppapppp

I read that as her ass explaining jokes.
2012-12-23 11:34:41 PM  

thamike: Strabismus (the cause of amblyopia) is often referred to as lazy eyed.  Will you settle for wall-eyed?  I wouldn't want to spark an incident between disparate factions of the visually impaired.

It's one of the causes, but not the only one. For instance I (thank god) have no wall-eyeing going on. I will however accept your gesture of truce!

Don't blame yourself. They already don't see eye to eye.

My keyboard!
2012-12-23 11:56:46 PM  

reitage: Either my standards are too high, submitters standards are too low, or both. But I came for the 'smokin hot' and left disappointed. That girl is average at best. Smoking hot, not so much.

It's definitely changed. For a time, "smoking hot" meant a 20 stone boat anchor with a face like a pig's arse with frostbite, now it would appear to be any woman featured in a tabloid regardless of appearance.

Standards are definitely slipping. There was a time when you'd cringe just to click those links.
2012-12-24 12:10:51 AM  

mbillips: Oblig

It's funny, once you stop and look at that photo, it's like a trip on the Wayback Machine to Fark of yesteryear. Why, the comment box doesn't even have the old HTML buttons.
2012-12-24 12:52:17 AM  

Catlike Typist: bikkurikun: Why are Brussels sprouts a holiday food in the UK?

This! I'd never heard of it before this year. Hardy winter vegetable or something?

Brussel sprouts are a staple of a good ol' fashioned roast dinner.  i.e. roast beef/lamb/turkey/chicken with sides of mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, and several kinds of winter vegetables with gravy made from the meat juices and boiled veg water.  When I was a kid we had a Sunday roast every.. well.. every Sunday, which included Brussel sprouts through the season.  These days people don't tend to bother with a full roast very often, but if there's one occasion which warrants it, it's Christmas.
2012-12-24 01:01:38 AM  

markie_farkie: We were at a party earlier this year, and the host served Brussels Sprouts that had been oven-roasted after being drizzled in bacon grease, salt, pepper, and fresh garlic.  the bottoms were sliced flat so they stood upright.

The outside layers were crispy like parchment paper, and the insides had caramelized and were quite sweet and tender.

Definitely worth a try!

Sounds yumptious. For an easy version, just wash and roll them on a bake sheet covered in olive oil, coarse salt, and cracked pepper. Then bake till the outer layers just start to turn brown.

/my favorites are the babies, ≤3/4" across
//too big and they start to taste like golf balls
2012-12-24 03:18:40 AM
2012-12-24 05:13:33 AM  

unlikely: If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out fantastic.

And then add some parm. Nom nom nom!
2012-12-24 08:55:14 AM  

DaCaptain19: MakerGrey: No one's worried about Vitamin K poisoning?

I'm afraid of drinking to much Malk...and overdosing on Vitamin R.

/better not be obscure.

Allo Brotha. Would you like a glass of hot Kool-Aid?

/I made if for you!
2012-12-24 10:02:33 AM  
You know she'd be a great anal I mean all that fiber and she's got to be squeaky clean...
2012-12-24 12:35:39 PM  
I take it that Dumbass is for people who click on the link?
2012-12-24 02:31:10 PM  

bhcompy: After an hour, enjoy that funky urine smell

Unless you are a non-perceiver, then there is no smell.
2012-12-24 03:47:33 PM  
"Smoking Hot"..? I don't think so. Intermediately Attractive (at best).
2012-12-24 07:49:03 PM  
10,000 brussel sprouts?

It's a win wind situation.
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