thamike: Also, let's make a distinction:[media2.intoday.in image 350x225]Smoking hot strabismus[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x703]Perennially flatulent strabismus
markie_farkie: We were at a party earlier this year, and the host served Brussels Sprouts that had been oven-roasted after being drizzled in bacon grease, salt, pepper, and fresh garlic. the bottoms were sliced flat so they stood upright.The outside layers were crispy like parchment paper, and the insides had caramelized and were quite sweet and tender.Definitely worth a try!
bmihura: metal_gear: I bet the smell of her urine could run you out of the house!If you want funky urine smell, here ya go:1. Get a bundle of asparagus from your grocery store. Get thin stalks, not thick ones; thick is tough and flavorless in the asparagus department.2. Steam it; don't boil it. It takes about 12 minutes on high steam, give or take a few seconds. Boiling takes away all the good parts.3. For a super tasty treat, coat that asparagus with http://allrecipes.com/recipe/blender-hollandaise-sauce/. If you are extremely lazy and cannot do squat, much like the current president of the United States who is capable of spending trillions of his citizens' tax dollars and not explaining where they went, just a little garlic salt will do.4. After an hour, enjoy that funky urine smell!
thamike: G2V: thamike: Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts. Rule #34?As a person with a lazy eye (amblyopia), I'd just like to point out she does not have a lazy eye, she has strabismusStrabismus (the cause of amblyopia) is often referred to as lazy eyed. Will you settle for wall-eyed? I wouldn't want to spark an incident between disparate factions of the visually impaired.
stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click
special20: ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?Depends on how everything smells.
Robert1966: Why is this surprising? Cabbage is a staple of English cuisine, and Brussels sprouts are essentially tiny cabbages.
on the road: Smurfme: Block half her face with you finger and then the other half. It's 2 different people!I think she might be one of those genetic chimera, with the left half of her face belonging to her twin sister who fused with her during pregnancy.
G2V: thamike: "...she has strabismus"That could account for the smell.
LabGrrl: Everyone I know who hates them seems to hate all vegetables, anyways.
AnyName: 10 large Brussels sprouts, quartered8 slices of thick cut applewood bacon -- cook until crispycrumble the baconput the quartered Brussels sprouts and bacon in a pan and drissle with extra virgin olive oilsalt and pepper to taste (I used very little salt, and a moderate amount of pepper)bake in oven on top shelf at 400 degrees, until the Brussels sprouts are browned on one side
MakerGrey: No one's worried about Vitamin K poisoning?
notmtwain: On the big day Amy will eat her sprouts with chestnuts and pancetta - a family tradition.Almost anything is edible when served with bacon. Pancetta is just fancy Italian unsmoked bacon.
ongbok: 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year! Hate to see her underwear. Or be in the same room with her for too long. Brussel sprouts gives me a case of gas that only rivals the White Castle's gas.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Her toilet must be constantly backing up.
abrown: I bet her vagina tastes awful.
Loud_Mouth_Soup: Fun fact: Her grandfather owned a book shop.[cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com image 700x424]
big pig peaches: You folks who get uncontrollable gas from eating a few vegetables have serious dietary issues.
aendeuryu: With that much greenery going through her, I bet her ass is anything but dumb./ as in, it makes a lot of damned noise// explaining jokes ftw/// slashies!//// fwaaappapappapapppapppp
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