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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 26-year-old blonde: "I eat 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year" (w/pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 164
    More: Dumbass, brussel sprouts, Brussels, Waitrose, Silent Night, Bracknell  
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2012-12-23 12:56:42 PM  
One eye fishing, the other's looking for bait.
 
2012-12-23 01:01:45 PM  

Amberleia: Why the dumbass tag?


subby self-identifying maybe?
 
2012-12-23 01:05:19 PM  
o_0
 
2012-12-23 01:08:40 PM  
Not a single comment about balls or testicles??
 
2012-12-23 01:14:30 PM  

thamike: Also, let's make a distinction:

[media2.intoday.in image 350x225]
Smoking hot strabismus

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x703]

Perennially flatulent strabismus


You BLEW her cover!
 
2012-12-23 01:30:21 PM  

markie_farkie: We were at a party earlier this year, and the host served Brussels Sprouts that had been oven-roasted after being drizzled in bacon grease, salt, pepper, and fresh garlic.  the bottoms were sliced flat so they stood upright.

The outside layers were crispy like parchment paper, and the insides had caramelized and were quite sweet and tender.

Definitely worth a try!


I use prosciutto when i make them both in with the brussel sprouts while cooking and sprinkle some crispy prosciutto on top.
 
2012-12-23 01:32:54 PM  

bmihura: metal_gear: I bet the smell of her urine could run you out of the house!

If you want funky urine smell, here ya go:

1. Get a bundle of asparagus from your grocery store. Get thin stalks, not thick ones; thick is tough and flavorless in the asparagus department.
2. Steam it; don't boil it. It takes about 12 minutes on high steam, give or take a few seconds. Boiling takes away all the good parts.
3. For a super tasty treat, coat that asparagus with http://allrecipes.com/recipe/blender-hollandaise-sauce/. If you are extremely lazy and cannot do squat, much like the current president of the United States who is capable of spending trillions of his citizens' tax dollars and not explaining where they went, just a little garlic salt will do.
4. After an hour, enjoy that funky urine smell!


1/10
 
2012-12-23 01:34:25 PM  

thamike: G2V: thamike: Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts.  Rule #34?

As a person with a lazy eye (amblyopia), I'd just like to point out she does not have a lazy eye, she has strabismus
Strabismus (the cause of amblyopia) is often referred to as lazy eyed.  Will you settle for wall-eyed?  I wouldn't want to spark an incident between disparate factions of the visually impaired.



Don't blame yourself. They already don't see eye to eye.
 
2012-12-23 01:52:41 PM  
That blonde hair. She must be part Dutch oven
I see Grave's disease is strong in Merry old inbred England.
 
2012-12-23 01:53:05 PM  
My coworker/friend came to a 6 hour training last wk and was stinking up the place all day. I asked what he'd had for breakfast and he said brussel sprouts and curry :(
 
2012-12-23 01:53:58 PM  
s13.postimage.org

It is because the brussels sprouts show her the "o" face while she eats them.
 
2012-12-23 01:56:51 PM  

stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click


She's British hot. Take that as you will.
 
2012-12-23 01:57:04 PM  

special20: ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?

Depends on how everything smells.


Like brussel sprout farts, so yes.
 
2012-12-23 02:11:58 PM  

Robert1966: Why is this surprising? Cabbage is a staple of English cuisine, and Brussels sprouts are essentially tiny cabbages.


I've heard of "a crucifer a day", but 30??
 
2012-12-23 02:25:47 PM  

on the road: Smurfme: Block half her face with you finger and then the other half. It's 2 different people!

I think she might be one of those genetic chimera, with the left half of her face belonging to her twin sister who fused with her during pregnancy.


There some interactive exhibits that let you see how asymmetric our faces are, it's pretty surprising. Most people don't think either symmetric version of their face looks like them. There's also research that indicates that we don't find symmetric faces attractive.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7644543
 
2012-12-23 02:33:54 PM  
 
2012-12-23 02:51:44 PM  
No one's worried about Vitamin K poisoning?
 
2012-12-23 02:54:42 PM  

G2V: thamike: "...she has strabismus"

That could account for the smell.

 
2012-12-23 03:11:13 PM  

LabGrrl: Everyone I know who hates them seems to hate all vegetables, anyways.


Well, duh. Vegetables are what food eats.
 
2012-12-23 03:40:00 PM  
She's considered hot in the small village that Subby comes from. Nowhere else.
 
2012-12-23 03:41:47 PM  

AnyName: 10 large Brussels sprouts, quartered
8 slices of thick cut applewood bacon -- cook until crispy

crumble the bacon
put the quartered Brussels sprouts and bacon in a pan and drissle with extra virgin olive oil
salt and pepper to taste (I used very little salt, and a moderate amount of pepper)
bake in oven on top shelf at 400 degrees, until the Brussels sprouts are browned on one side


Here's my brussel sprouts:

Cook up a few slices of bacon in a cast iron pan, set them aside on a paper towel
Toss the sprouts in the pan using the bacon drippings and a little salt and pepper
Add some walnuts or pecans
Put the pan in the oven and roast for 20-25 minutes at 400
When finished, crumble the bacon on it

If you don't have a cast iron pan, just carefully transfer the drippings to an oven dish.

Everyone loves this, it is delicious.
 
2012-12-23 03:44:57 PM  
Think of them as little Martian heads. It makes them oh so tasty.

/likes them
 
2012-12-23 03:56:56 PM  

MakerGrey: No one's worried about Vitamin K poisoning?


That was my line of thinking too.
 
2012-12-23 04:01:09 PM  
I'd fark her from on-top and up-wind.
 
2012-12-23 04:07:06 PM  
Strait teeth, average looks, replaced her left eye with a painted brussel spout...
 
2012-12-23 05:13:43 PM  
I'd fluff the covers with her
 
2012-12-23 05:15:54 PM  
She's kinda cute, but one bad digestive day and she'll make your hair fall out.
 
2012-12-23 05:18:30 PM  
Simmer Brussels sprouts in a bit of milk and some fresh nutmeg with a pinch of salt and a little butter.

Mmmm
 
2012-12-23 05:23:05 PM  
Amy is based at Waitrose's HQ in Bracknell, Berks
 
2012-12-23 05:42:26 PM  
Vegetables, fruits, and beans only cause gas in people that don't eat enough of them.
 
2012-12-23 06:27:59 PM  

notmtwain: On the big day Amy will eat her sprouts with chestnuts and pancetta - a family tradition.

Almost anything is edible when served with bacon. Pancetta is just fancy Italian unsmoked bacon.


Mirsread pancetta as placenta :P

I occasionally have brussels sprouts, and find them quite edible, although the little suckers better being swimming in butter. Don't eat them so much lately as I tend to prefer spinach, but whatever...
 
2012-12-23 06:51:29 PM  

ongbok: 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year! Hate to see her underwear. Or be in the same room with her for too long. Brussel sprouts gives me a case of gas that only rivals the White Castle's gas.

I remember a couple of years ago our raccoon, Ronnie, came up to the deck looking for her nightly treats. I squatted down to give her a half of a peanut butter sandwich and in doing so let off a SBD.
She still grabbed the sandwich but looking at me with a disgusted look she immediately retreated to the other side of the deck and did not come back near me for 5 minutes.
And yes, brussel sprouts were involved.
As for the person who says that this type of thing only happens with folks who don't eat enough vegetables, having lived in close quarters with a vegetarian, I only can say I wish I knew as little about the subject as they did, as the old woman said when the Pope gave a talk of the joys of large families.
 
2012-12-23 07:02:34 PM  
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-12-23 07:09:35 PM  
Her toilet must be constantly backing up.
 
2012-12-23 07:12:22 PM  

bmihura: metal_gear: I bet the smell of her urine could run you out of the house!

If you want funky urine smell, here ya go:

1. Get a bundle of asparagus from your grocery store. Get thin stalks, not thick ones; thick is tough and flavorless in the asparagus department.
2. Steam it; don't boil it. It takes about 12 minutes on high steam, give or take a few seconds. Boiling takes away all the good parts.
3. For a super tasty treat, coat that asparagus with http://allrecipes.com/recipe/blender-hollandaise-sauce/. If you are extremely lazy and cannot do squat, much like the current president of the United States who is capable of spending trillions of his citizens' tax dollars and not explaining where they went, just a little garlic salt will do.
4. After an hour, enjoy that funky urine smell!


Nah, grill it. If you must, wrap it in tinfoil with olive oil and effectively fry it on the grill(10-15minutes depending on size of stalk)
 
2012-12-23 07:14:24 PM  
First thing that came to mind
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-23 08:10:02 PM  
That reminds me, I have to rewatch The Abominable Dr. Phibes
 
2012-12-23 08:10:16 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Her toilet must be constantly backing up.


I heard SHE BEEFS.
 
2012-12-23 08:20:33 PM  
With that much greenery going through her, I bet her ass is anything but dumb.

/ as in, it makes a lot of damned noise
// explaining jokes ftw
/// slashies!
//// fwaaappapappapapppapppp
 
2012-12-23 08:23:19 PM  
media.imagechan.com
 
2012-12-23 08:25:28 PM  
Fun fact: Her grandfather owned a book shop.


cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2012-12-23 08:26:18 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-23 09:00:20 PM  
You folks who get uncontrollable gas from eating a few vegetables have serious dietary issues.
 
2012-12-23 09:07:35 PM  
I bet her vagina tastes awful.
 
2012-12-23 09:20:20 PM  

abrown: I bet her vagina tastes awful.


I kinda figured she'd be taste testing with her mouth.
 
2012-12-23 09:31:40 PM  
.desrever si enecs siht ni gnihtyreve ,ylesolc kool uoy fI

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Fun fact: Her grandfather owned a book shop.


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2012-12-23 09:42:06 PM  

MakerGrey: No one's worried about Vitamin K poisoning?


I'm afraid of drinking to much Malk...and overdosing on Vitamin R.

/better not be obscure.
 
2012-12-23 10:05:37 PM  
Either my standards are too high, submitters standards are too low, or both. But I came for the 'smokin hot' and left disappointed. That girl is average at best. Smoking hot, not so much.
 
2012-12-23 10:46:56 PM  

big pig peaches: You folks who get uncontrollable gas from eating a few vegetables have serious dietary issues.


I figured out never to have dairy when I have vegtables, and never to drink more than one glass of any beverage except water in a period of 2 hours. Problem solved.
 
2012-12-23 11:24:06 PM  
I'd brussel her sprout.

Bernaise all up her back.
 
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