unlikely: If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out f
stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click
ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?
Valdes: I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, dear... why do you want to DO that to yourself? :-/
notmtwain: ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?Know how I know you didn't read the article?
TheOther: Centerpoint: "wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.[Followup] Romantic candle-lit dinner ends in inferno.
Greek: Okay. she's not bad looking at all, and she's a professional Brussel sprouts taste tester. I fail to see the problem here. She evidently doesn't have the, um, "other" issue associated with their consumption, either. So yes, I would.
Wulfman: I have been here for years and I still don't understand this meme. Whenever a submitter says they have a pic of somebody smoking, I look but I can never find the cigarettes. Do they airbrush them out like in the Abbey Road poster? Is this a Spielberg guns-to-walkies type of deal?
LabGrrl: I do not understand Brussels hate. I think they are great. Everyone I know who hates them seems to hate all vegetables, anyways./All the sprouts on the xmas table will be consumed by me.//Om nom nom
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