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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 26-year-old blonde: "I eat 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year" (w/pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 164
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2012-12-23 08:53:12 AM  
I'd fart on her.
 
2012-12-23 08:58:04 AM  
Lazy eye, vacant smile and plate of Brussels sprouts.  Rule #34?
 
2012-12-23 09:12:01 AM  
Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click
 
2012-12-23 09:35:56 AM  
On the big day Amy will eat her sprouts with chestnuts and pancetta - a family tradition.

Almost anything is edible when served with bacon. Pancetta is just fancy Italian unsmoked bacon.
 
2012-12-23 09:39:55 AM  
Oh, dear... why do you want to DO that to yourself? :-/
 
2012-12-23 09:49:44 AM  
If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out fantastic.
 
2012-12-23 09:56:52 AM  

unlikely: If you get the really large Brussels Sprouts and break them up like lettuce, you can wilt them in butter and garlic and they come out f

fantastic.

Well, duh. That's the butter and garlic. They make anything taste good. Why, using them, I bet you could even get people to eat snails.
 
2012-12-23 09:57:03 AM  

stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click


I'm conditioning you Farkers well. My presence and warning pics are not needed in this thread.
 
2012-12-23 10:17:46 AM  
You know, I loves me some sprouts, but I couldn't possibly eat that many in a year.  I don't think I've eaten that many in my entire life.
 
2012-12-23 10:42:58 AM  
We were at a party earlier this year, and the host served Brussels Sprouts that had been oven-roasted after being drizzled in bacon grease, salt, pepper, and fresh garlic.  the bottoms were sliced flat so they stood upright.

The outside layers were crispy like parchment paper, and the insides had caramelized and were quite sweet and tender.

Definitely worth a try!
 
2012-12-23 11:05:58 AM  
She's pretty on a next-door level. Too bad she has brain damage
 
2012-12-23 11:07:06 AM  
She must queef a lot...
 
2012-12-23 11:09:38 AM  
I do not understand Brussels hate. I think they are great. Everyone I know who hates them seems to hate all vegetables, anyways.

/All the sprouts on the xmas table will be consumed by me.
//Om nom nom
 
2012-12-23 11:10:06 AM  
Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?
 
2012-12-23 11:10:16 AM  
Another beauty from Monster Island.
 
2012-12-23 11:10:26 AM  
I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?
 
2012-12-23 11:12:32 AM  

ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?


Know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2012-12-23 11:12:48 AM  

Valdes: I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?


She's from England. That's pretty hot for them.
 
2012-12-23 11:13:21 AM  
For once a subby got the smoking hot part right. And I'd eat everything in the picture.
 
2012-12-23 11:14:08 AM  

Valdes: I kept looking for a smoking hot girl, but all I saw was a very average looking one. Was I on the wrong page, or are the submitter's standards that low?


You need to be on Fark more. It's a play on "British pretty".
 
2012-12-23 11:15:34 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, dear... why do you want to DO that to yourself? :-/


English Food Joke :To be fair, when you take into account all other English food, 10,000 Brussel sprouts doesn't sound too bad.

Real Joke: She really, really hates the Dutch.
 
2012-12-23 11:16:05 AM  
smells like BS to me
 
2012-12-23 11:16:12 AM  
Why are Brussels sprouts a holiday food in the UK?
 
2012-12-23 11:16:49 AM  
"wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.
 
2012-12-23 11:17:14 AM  
Why the dumbass tag?
 
2012-12-23 11:18:45 AM  
Centerpoint: "wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.

[Followup] Romantic candle-lit dinner ends in inferno.
 
2012-12-23 11:20:44 AM  
A pleasant looking blonde girl with an extreme oral fixation who likes putting small things in her mouth -- that's nice.
 
2012-12-23 11:22:47 AM  

stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click


Actually, this was an inappropriate use of the smoking hot label. She's actually pretty cute, smoking hot is supposed to be reserved for the real uggos.
 
2012-12-23 11:23:03 AM  
How does The Stun even find these people in the first place to feature them?
 
2012-12-23 11:23:22 AM  
Her teeth are straight. You don't see that much in the UK, so there's that.
 
2012-12-23 11:23:43 AM  
Okay. she's not bad looking at all, and she's a professional Brussel sprouts taste tester. I fail to see the problem here. She evidently doesn't have the, um, "other" issue associated with their consumption, either. So yes, I would.
 
2012-12-23 11:23:49 AM  

notmtwain: ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?

Know how I know you didn't read the article?


Admittedly I only looked at the pic (The Sun isn't really meant for the literate) but I was aware of the fact that digestive systems reclaibrate. It was merely a lame joke.
 
2012-12-23 11:23:52 AM  

TheOther: Centerpoint: "wind-inducing sprouts are the reason most of us won't have a Silent Night this Christmas," butt will keep us nice and toasty under the blankee.

[Followup] Romantic candle-lit dinner ends in inferno.


News at 11.
 
2012-12-23 11:23:52 AM  
While I don't eat anything close to 10,000 a year, Brussels sprouts ARE my favorite vegetable. My family won't touch them so I generally get to make them any way I like and eat all of them. I'll usually have some as part of my birthday meal request as well as a few other times a year. I'll gladly eat them steamed with butter and salt or pan fried with bacon and onion, or oven roasted with just some salt. Hell, I could make a meal of just Brussels sprouts.
 
2012-12-23 11:24:02 AM  
I have been here for years and I still don't understand this meme. Whenever a submitter says they have a pic of somebody smoking, I look but I can never find the cigarettes. Do they airbrush them out like in the Abbey Road poster? Is this a Spielberg guns-to-walkies type of deal?
 
2012-12-23 11:24:50 AM  

Greek: Okay. she's not bad looking at all, and she's a professional Brussel sprouts taste tester. I fail to see the problem here. She evidently doesn't have the, um, "other" issue associated with their consumption, either. So yes, I would.


She certainly seems to have found her niche career.
 
2012-12-23 11:25:52 AM  
Look, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it and everything, but she's not smoking hot.
 
2012-12-23 11:26:25 AM  

Wulfman: I have been here for years and I still don't understand this meme. Whenever a submitter says they have a pic of somebody smoking, I look but I can never find the cigarettes. Do they airbrush them out like in the Abbey Road poster? Is this a Spielberg guns-to-walkies type of deal?


I was told by a cop who pulled me over that I had a "smokin'" car .... I told him it was California ULEV compliant by way of riposte and he actually thought I had misunderstood. LoL.
 
2012-12-23 11:26:33 AM  
I have eaten exactly 1 brussel sprout in my entire life. The smell of them makes my want to kick babies. The future Mrs. titwrench roasts them and eats them like candy. It is her only flaw but damn I wish she would knock it off.
 
2012-12-23 11:27:18 AM  
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2012-12-23 11:27:35 AM  

stratagos: Smoking hot and The Sun, eh? Yeah, think I'll pass on the click


One thing I've learned; never click on any UK link, especially "Daily Mail" (not this link) which sucks so hard that black holes are worried. Didn't do it, won't do it.
 
2012-12-23 11:27:37 AM  

Greek: Okay. she's not bad looking at all, and she's a professional Brussel sprouts taste tester. I fail to see the problem here. She evidently doesn't have the, um, "other" issue associated with their consumption, either. So yes, I would.


She owns a dog..."bad Fido!"
 
2012-12-23 11:28:01 AM  
Many moons ago, I worked at in the Stop & Shop frozen foods section. There was a lady who had us order and set aside a case, CASE(!), of frozen brussel sprouts for her every week. Sure enough, she came in every week and bought them. Her house must have smelled like propane & hot summer swamp.
 
2012-12-23 11:28:39 AM  
I bet the smell of her urine could run you out of the house!
 
2012-12-23 11:28:49 AM  
Somewhere in Brazil, a porn director has just found his next starlet.
 
2012-12-23 11:29:58 AM  

ParaHandy: Key question: would you dump her for farting constantly?


Depends on how everything smells.
 
2012-12-23 11:30:56 AM  
I'll bet she gives good Dutch Oven.
 
2012-12-23 11:32:26 AM  
I was expecting "smoking hot" to not be what I was expecting, but once again I was wrong.
 
2012-12-23 11:32:30 AM  
Smoking hot...

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2012-12-23 11:32:36 AM  

LabGrrl: I do not understand Brussels hate. I think they are great. Everyone I know who hates them seems to hate all vegetables, anyways.

/All the sprouts on the xmas table will be consumed by me.
//Om nom nom


I like other vegetables, but I have yet to find a brussels sprouts recipe that I actually like.

/guess the difference between those people and myself is I'm at least willing to try them once in a while
 
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