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2012-12-23 12:55:23 PM
6 votes:
The comments on the Amazon site for the breastfeeding doll are just all kinds of entertaining.

The way the toy works is this: when you put the supplied "bra" on & put the doll to the flower nipple, the doll makes sucking noises & movements which provide direct stimulation to the nipples. To me, it wasn't a pleasant sensation, and for the life of me, I cannot fathom why ANYONE with a brain would think electronic stimulation of children's nipples would be a healthy thing!

data.whicdn.com
2012-12-23 12:20:00 PM
6 votes:
www.adweek.com

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"
2012-12-23 01:45:25 PM
5 votes:
"You shoot 26 people, kid!"

i48.tinypic.com

/Too soon?
2012-12-23 11:49:52 AM
5 votes:
I had a Little Helper when I was a wee little one. I liked watching the balls pop around.

catholic?
2012-12-23 02:34:02 PM
4 votes:
For the little ones:
img442.imageshack.us
2012-12-23 12:14:22 PM
4 votes:
i471.photobucket.com
2012-12-23 12:39:54 PM
3 votes:

thornhill: The video of the girl refusing to change the diaper on the pooping doll is hysterical, if not a bit inappropriate.


There have been dolls that wet their pants for many years. Nothing new there. But I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during the committee meeting where it was decided that in order to gain some level of competitive edge, what was required was a doll that shiats itself.
2012-12-23 12:08:41 PM
3 votes:
So uh... how uh... hard does that... uh... breast-feeding doll actually suck? My uh... friend want's to know...
2012-12-23 11:56:20 AM
3 votes:
img651.imageshack.us
2012-12-23 09:10:29 AM
3 votes:
I fully intend to get my son a TF membership when he's ready to take an Intro to Logic course. Why bother searching for examples when I have the full gamut of moron - from Birther to Truther to aliens-are-invading amd everything in between - begging me to read not only their 'important news', but all their wonderfully researched and thought out views on the subject
2012-12-23 04:58:45 PM
2 votes:

Farnn: That wood pounding rack looks like the type of toy kids would love and parents would hate that you got it for their kid. Should never make toys where the object is to make a lot of noise.


Honestly, they don't make that much noise when kids of the appropriate age play with them. And by that point you're just so glad the kid isn't screaming that hammering is a welcome break.
2012-12-23 03:45:26 PM
2 votes:

Great Janitor: I always wonderednwhynparents bought fake cleaning stuff for kids and not real cleaning stuff for kids


This is the kind of thinking that has me wanting to buy a cheap limo when the first kid gets his driver's license.
"So you want a car, son? Here you go. Now: TO THE BAR!"

That is to say, brilliant thinking.
2012-12-23 03:13:22 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-12-23 01:11:04 PM
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: So uh... how uh... hard does that... uh... breast-feeding doll actually suck? My uh... friend want's to know...


He want is to know?
He has is to know?
2012-12-23 01:05:13 PM
2 votes:

thornhill: More_Like_A_Stain: thornhill: The video of the girl refusing to change the diaper on the pooping doll is hysterical, if not a bit inappropriate.

There have been dolls that wet their pants for many years. Nothing new there. But I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during the committee meeting where it was decided that in order to gain some level of competitive edge, what was required was a doll that shiats itself.

Clearly you didn't watch the video. The doll is not the issue


I did watch the video. I felt sorry for the little girl. This will likely not be the last time that she will get exactly what she wanted, and will want no part of it. It's both disturbing and amusing. And absolutely irrelevant to the image of a bunch of executives sitting in a room discussing the merits of a doll that shiats itself. Flip charts on tripods. Stacks of paper containing cost projections. Product safety testing results. Focus group polling data. Should it have an audio component, or should it shiat silently. This is the kind of thing that would make a great SNL sketch simply for the absurdity of it all. Yet the very fact that the product exists is proof positive that this discussion happened in all of it's ridiculousness. And they even went so far as to design packaging for replacement poo.
2012-12-23 12:42:26 PM
2 votes:
I was expecting 'bag of hammers' and 'pile of rusty razor blades'. Leaving disappointed.
2012-12-23 09:58:59 AM
2 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2012-12-23 10:32:52 PM
1 votes:
That kid has got some weird looking nipples.
thesocietypages.org
2012-12-23 03:51:19 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Izunbacol: It's scrabble with a slightly different board.

In other news, scrabble has been a popular board game for how long? Scrabble is fun, but in this case, you don't have to devote an hour and the kitchen table, let alone be in the same room.

Which is why they released a board game version of it? It makes no sense.


Yes it does, for the same reason there are multiple versions of Monopoly. It's the same as "You like puppies, so I got you Puppy-opoly." "You like Words With Friends on your iPhone, so I got you the board game." These are gifts to others - never for yourself. Every one of them will languish in a closet until a predetermined date when they will be sent to Goodwill and never seen again.
2012-12-23 03:25:38 PM
1 votes:

Farnn: That wood pounding rack looks like the type of toy kids would love and parents would hate that you got it for their kid. Should never make toys where the object is to make a lot of noise.


I made the mistake of buying a noise toy for a friend before I had kids. Paybacks can be a biatch and end up in a war. Many years were spent buying the most obnoxious toys for each others kids for a few years.

Soooo much fun....
2012-12-23 02:47:48 PM
1 votes:

dstanley: For Christmas one year I got this big box that I was all excited to open. There were two pillows in it.

What farking parent buys *pillows* for their kid's present?

/still pissed off


A - Parents who can't afford anything better
B - Parents of a kid who has been a little snot, and the crap present is a not-so-subtle way of reminding their kid that life ain't a free ride, and actions have consequences.

Given your bitterness, I'm going with B
2012-12-23 02:21:16 PM
1 votes:
How about a doll that you give up for adoption?  Comes with paperwork, paste on scars, crack baby itching powder.

Subliminal message, "Watch your ass, or this is your fate"
2012-12-23 01:58:51 PM
1 votes:
A children's bible. At least, the one that my grandfather got me. The one that had the story in it about Bethseba. And others. And I was eight or something. I remember thinking: I shouldn't be reading this. This is not a story for children.
2012-12-23 01:33:52 PM
1 votes:

Nickster79: The My Little Pony Killer: Farnn: Should never make toys where the object is to make a lot of noise.

But they do, as well as toys that are designed to make huge messes.

/guess which types of toys I got my nephews this year?
//:D

You are an evil and brilliant person


The icing on the cake?  I also got refills for the messy gift.
2012-12-23 01:16:20 PM
1 votes:

Farnn: Should never make toys where the object is to make a lot of noise.


But they do, as well as toys that are designed to make huge messes.

/guess which types of toys I got my nephews this year?
//:D
2012-12-23 01:08:10 PM
1 votes:

M-G: The wooden hammer set is great for toddlers


It teaches eye-hand coordination. Otherwise known as how to not hit your thumb with the hammer.
2012-12-23 12:50:48 PM
1 votes:
 FTA: "When I set out to compile assortment of terrible toys, many of the "worst of" lists I found on the internet were made based off of the fact that the toy was simply too dangerous."

My favorite dangerous toy as a child:

i.imgur.com
2012-12-23 12:48:09 PM
1 votes:
No Bushmaster on the list??

Son..I am disappoint
2012-12-23 12:30:21 PM
1 votes:
Is it a sign that I'm getting old that I don't understand the pull of "Words with Friends". It's just jazzed up Scrabble.

\used to be with it
\\then they changed what it was
\\\now what's it seems weird and scary to me
2012-12-23 12:21:05 PM
1 votes:

thornhill: The video of the girl refusing to change the diaper on the pooping doll is hysterical, if not a bit inappropriate.


"You can't let your baby sit in poop; DSS will come and get you!"

/start saving for your kids therapy bills now, Mom
2012-12-23 12:20:27 PM
1 votes:
This is all wrong ! Everyone knows that the register at McDonalds has pictures of the food, not numbers on the keys.
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-23 12:06:44 PM
1 votes:
How is Zynga actually allowed to make a board game version of Words with Friends? The only difference between it and Scrabble is the location of the bonus squares.
2012-12-23 10:26:09 AM
1 votes:
www.invitations4less.com
 
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