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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   The 10 worst gifts you can get your child this Christmas (besides a Total Fark membership)   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 114
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2012-12-23 05:59:39 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: /guess which types of toys I got my nephews this year?


I make it a point to send a toy that will make the most noise possible to my niece (but only in the years she spends christmas at her mom's house).
 
2012-12-23 06:13:15 PM  

hundreddollarman: "You shoot 26 people, kid!"

[i48.tinypic.com image 512x317]

/Too soon?


You are so going straight into Krampus' sack for that, you awful person, you.
 
2012-12-23 07:39:44 PM  
fark that list. I bought my 2 year old son that very dyson and he loves it.
 
2012-12-23 07:44:00 PM  
I would love to know what toys the author of TFA (whom I strongly suspect of being a hipster) would consider appropriate for small children.
 
2012-12-23 09:02:51 PM  
WTF? This is awesome.
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2012-12-23 09:48:21 PM  

tiamet4: Well I'm not quite that old (29, I just feel older) but there used to be FB Scrabble that I played with my friends. Now for some reason no one wants to play Scrabble because Words with Friends is better in some unfathomable way.


I turn 29 in 3 days.....
I wondered the same thing about WWF rise in popularity. I asked my mother(59) why she plays and her response was "all of my friends play".

I avoid FB games if at all possible.....Facebook in general I guess.
 
2012-12-23 09:58:30 PM  
I loved the video - what a great reminder that most parents suck-ass when it comes to child-rearing.

I'm sorry...should have said ALL parents suck at child-rearing.

Mommy is there forcing the kid to "enjoy" something she bought (and therefore is emotionally invested in) while the shrieking snowflake is grossed out.

Breeders..you're all breeders. Anyone with kids ought to be ashamed of themselves. Thank "god" that sometimes these "future f*cktards" get themselves thinned out. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about and f*ck you.

/Hitler was probably a cute baby, himself. And if someone had killed baby Adolf, THAT person would be the bad guy.
 
2012-12-23 10:32:22 PM  

DaCaptain19: I loved the video - what a great reminder that most parents suck-ass when it comes to child-rearing.

I'm sorry...should have said ALL parents suck at child-rearing.

Mommy is there forcing the kid to "enjoy" something she bought (and therefore is emotionally invested in) while the shrieking snowflake is grossed out.

Breeders..you're all breeders. Anyone with kids ought to be ashamed of themselves. Thank "god" that sometimes these "future f*cktards" get themselves thinned out. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about and f*ck you.

/Hitler was probably a cute baby, himself. And if someone had killed baby Adolf, THAT person would be the bad guy.


Too bad the thinning out missed you.
 
2012-12-23 10:32:52 PM  
That kid has got some weird looking nipples.
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2012-12-23 10:37:37 PM  

DaCaptain19: I loved the video - what a great reminder that most parents suck-ass when it comes to child-rearing.

I'm sorry...should have said ALL parents suck at child-rearing.


Well, your parents certainly sucked. The least they could have done was teach you how to troll.
 
2012-12-23 10:51:44 PM  

hundreddollarman: "You shoot 26 people, kid!"

[i48.tinypic.com image 512x317]

/Too soon?


coals in your stocking, sir
 
2012-12-24 12:00:03 AM  

yourmomlovestetris: JonnyG: OK, so I am just getting past the stage, but I've watched a LOT of toddler shows in the past 4 years with my son. I've gotta say that "In the night garden" is one farked up kids show. It's much more creepy and bizarre than that doll.

Is it as screwed up as Vegetable Soup? Because that was the show that David Lynch'd my childhood....


OMG what the hell?! Their hands... what in god's name is wrong with their hands?!

Well, I'm insane now. Thanks for that.

Anyhoo, the author of the linked sucky blog must have never been a child. I would have loved to play with dinosaur poop when I was a kid. Heck, I'd love to play with some now.

/poop. heh.
 
2012-12-24 01:19:10 AM  
My almost 2yo daughter would love any of the cleaning or food toys (although I wouldn't get mcdonalds). She would probably like the pounding block (she likesthe one at playgroup). As it is she is getting a trike and shiat tons of duplos and some trucks.

Css time:
After years of asking for a horse as a child I had finally given up trying. Then the xmas I was 14 I unwrapped a present from my dad and it was filled with horse brushes, hoofpick etc. I was in shock and was like "omg I am getting a horse!?" and my father says " oh no these are just so when we go to great uncle Jims ranch you have your own tools". Most disappointing gift ever.

/would love a tf membership though lol
 
2012-12-24 01:49:34 AM  

bagumpity: The McDonald's one can't be real- the cheese is separate from the meat patties, making it possible to order an actual HAMBURGER.

/farking idiots. in what universe is a "hamburger" a "cheeseburger - hold the cheese?"


cry moar, said the left handed ginger who hates pickles and onions. I never thought about your particular plight though. I can pick my burgers apart, but you're well and truly f'd if they put cheese on it aren't you?
 
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