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2012-12-22 11:59:01 PM  
Peppy Knott.
 
2012-12-23 12:06:01 AM  
Someone needs to come up with a version that would work for dudes.  Most people have female pets.  I couldn't even do male gay porn with a name like Amber Barbaralynn.
 
2012-12-23 12:25:00 AM  
Heather Tortugas.

/spicy!
 
2012-12-23 12:38:14 AM  
I learned it as your middle name and the street you grew up on.
 
2012-12-23 12:43:14 AM  
I love this idea! And I love the nerdy guy they have doing the interviews.

And no, we already had a thread where everybody says their porn name based on this criteria.

Also...it's less and less likely that anybody has grown up on the same street for their entire childhood.

First pet: Puddles
Street: edgewater, woodlawn, quebec, 7th, 10th, Palomas, Bogart
 
2012-12-23 01:07:41 AM  
Minou Manila.
 
2012-12-23 01:14:47 AM  
Dean Ferndale
 
2012-12-23 01:22:15 AM  

jaylectricity: I love this idea! And I love the nerdy guy they have doing the interviews.

And no, we already had a thread where everybody says their porn name based on this criteria.

Also...it's less and less likely that anybody has grown up on the same street for their entire childhood.

First pet: Puddles
Street: edgewater, woodlawn, quebec, 7th, 10th, Palomas, Bogart


Puddles Edgewater starring in Golden Showers vol. 9 (available only on VHS)
 
2012-12-23 01:39:45 AM  
Poopsie Brown
 
2012-12-23 01:46:00 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I learned it as your middle name and the street you grew up on.


In that case mine rhymes: Scott Knott.
 
2012-12-23 03:33:53 AM  
Pills Laurel
 
2012-12-23 03:53:42 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I learned it as your middle name and the street you grew up on.


I believe that's your soap opera name.

/James St. Julien
 
2012-12-23 04:29:19 AM  
Max Traver
 
2012-12-23 05:30:49 AM  
I refuse to accept my porn name is Lady Kingsley
 
2012-12-23 05:34:52 AM  
Chester Briarcliff. Solid as shiat.
 
2012-12-23 05:34:59 AM  
Fluffy Brent.
 
2012-12-23 05:36:07 AM  
Trixie Convair.
 
2012-12-23 05:36:19 AM  
Big McLarge Huge! Wait wrong name game...
 
2012-12-23 05:36:28 AM  
Toby Acomb.
 
2012-12-23 05:38:01 AM  
Strangely enough... Drew Curtis.

f'real!
 
2012-12-23 05:39:42 AM  

ShawnDoc: Poopsie Brown


AND, with that name, you've even got your niche.

"Poopsie Brown IS. . . Tubgirl!"
I envision a Gallagher-type stageshow in which the first three rows get rain slickers and plastic tarps.
 
2012-12-23 05:39:48 AM  
Rusty Mitchell. I think that would work.
 
2012-12-23 05:40:13 AM  
Sam La Jolla? Meh.
 
2012-12-23 05:40:34 AM  
Puffy Central
 
2012-12-23 05:54:07 AM  
Augie Teton or Tiger Bexar....

Yeah, doesn't work. Unless I'm going to do gay porn with that second one.
 
2012-12-23 05:59:26 AM  
Scooby Tanglewood
 
2012-12-23 06:02:16 AM  
Rex Conroy
 
2012-12-23 06:18:08 AM  
Mookie 400 East? You'll never make it in this town.
 
2012-12-23 06:18:10 AM  
Kitty William Cannon

transgender...small but surely profitable market!
But I learned this as middle name and childhood street.

Adrian Hampton

or Adrian Black Cherry...
 
2012-12-23 06:20:25 AM  
Mike Dolan
 
2012-12-23 06:22:59 AM  
Grunt Summit. Yeah, that could work.

/we called it "Grunt" because it was a pig, okay?
 
2012-12-23 06:30:51 AM  
Only one of them I've ever heard of was Tera Patrick.

/that Allie Hayes chick was cute tho
//I always went by middle name + street name
///which would make me Jude Northgate, which works for me
 
2012-12-23 06:49:11 AM  
Chester RR1 Box 161

/ no street name till 911 came in to being
// now it would be Chester Hwy 17
/// was and is a very rural area
 
2012-12-23 06:58:46 AM  
Sandy Riverside
 
2012-12-23 07:03:00 AM  
Michael Darkstar.
Wife's could be Lizzy Wood.
 
2012-12-23 07:08:16 AM  
Bam Bam Fisher
 
2012-12-23 07:12:02 AM  
See user name above.

/it's Fark, so it seemed logical at the time
 
2012-12-23 07:15:40 AM  
Leland Bradley

/charmed, I'm sure
 
2012-12-23 07:23:07 AM  
Luigi Filmore.
 
2012-12-23 07:26:10 AM  
Porn name: Lady Georgetown (we had all female dogs growing up)

If we adjust the porn name rule to your first dog that was the same gender as you: Beau Georgetown (that's not half bad)

Soap name: Joseph Georgetown

Although I could go with Beau Washington / Joseph Washington
 
2012-12-23 07:28:13 AM  
Honey River :D
 
2012-12-23 07:29:12 AM  
Willy Shooter.
 
2012-12-23 07:29:42 AM  
...the porn game is biased towards city dwellers. I mean, who would ever go to a porno starring "Killer County Road 648" or "Dumbiatch The Dirt Road That Goes Over the Tracks"?
 
2012-12-23 07:29:50 AM  
Brandy Hannah.
 
2012-12-23 07:34:25 AM  
Hmmm..... Mine's "Alan Hospital" ....... Not impressed.
 
2012-12-23 07:37:55 AM  
Candy Broadway, no word of a lie.

/have won friendly porn star name contests with this one.
 
2012-12-23 07:38:37 AM  
Max Jolly Acres
 
2012-12-23 07:41:12 AM  
Brownie Ledgeview
 
2012-12-23 07:42:32 AM  
Mack Woodland
 
2012-12-23 07:43:01 AM  
Rags Salamanca
 
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