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(Hartford Courant)   Mortally wounded man found outside of bowling alley, nihilists reported in area   (courant.com ) divider line
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2012-12-23 02:27:44 AM  
10 votes:
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/Hot like Shabbos
2012-12-23 01:50:21 AM  
3 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?


They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got them working in shifts.
2012-12-23 01:28:40 AM  
3 votes:

Capt. Sparkles: Threads like this are one of the many, many reasons that Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.


STFU Donny.
2012-12-23 05:26:04 AM  
2 votes:
1/10 troll...just a little too over the top. Way too obvious man...

i agree


Yeah, but it really tied the thread together.
2012-12-23 03:59:24 AM  
2 votes:

douchebag/hater: The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.

And don't get me started on that POS 'Burn After Reading'.


I bet you like the farking Eagles.
2012-12-23 01:38:31 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?


Sounds like they are neither good men, nor thorough.
2012-12-23 01:29:07 AM  
2 votes:
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

Still my favorite line from that movie.
2012-12-23 12:57:35 AM  
2 votes:
Also, let's not forget, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city.. that ain't legal either.
2012-12-23 12:43:01 AM  
2 votes:

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These men are cowards, Donny.

2012-12-22 11:58:22 PM  
2 votes:
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
2012-12-23 11:53:51 AM  
1 vote:
Turn the foul lights on, Walter
2012-12-23 05:04:40 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: A 34-year-old man found mortally wounded outside the Family Bowl on Boston Post Road on Friday night.

Near the In-and-Out Burger
2012-12-23 04:27:48 AM  
1 vote:

Snapper Carr: [gifs.gifbin.com image 500x388]

/Hot like Shabbos


8-year-olds, dude.
2012-12-23 03:27:37 AM  
1 vote:

boinkingbill: The best thing about being an atheist is that... you will end up in the same place as Adolph Hitler when you die


Hitler was Christian.
2012-12-23 02:38:52 AM  
1 vote:
Also missing from scene: One Creedence tape
2012-12-23 02:17:14 AM  
1 vote:

Capt. Sparkles: Insatiable Jesus: Capt. Sparkles: Threads like this are one of the many, many reasons that Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.

STFU Donny.

I really should learn to realize when I'm out of my element.



It's ok, Donny, we got help chopperin in
2012-12-23 01:52:29 AM  
1 vote:

thorthor: Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.


"Johnson?"
2012-12-23 01:32:07 AM  
1 vote:
Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.
2012-12-23 01:09:53 AM  
1 vote:

BadAttitude4U: This is what happens Larry! This what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass! find a stranger in the Alps!

/pet peave

2012-12-23 01:03:35 AM  
1 vote:
This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
2012-12-23 12:54:12 AM  
1 vote:
It's not fair!
Fair! WHO'S THE farkING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF farkING CRYBABIES?
2012-12-23 12:51:39 AM  
1 vote:
Believed to be traveling with a 9 toed woman.
2012-12-23 12:40:52 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
2012-12-23 12:39:58 AM  
1 vote:
This is what happens Larry! This what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass!
2012-12-23 12:30:01 AM  
1 vote:
That's just like your opinion, man.
2012-12-22 11:27:32 PM  
1 vote:
MARK IT ZERO!
2012-12-22 10:34:37 PM  
1 vote:
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