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(Hartford Courant)   Mortally wounded man found outside of bowling alley, nihilists reported in area   (courant.com ) divider line
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2012-12-23 01:52:29 AM  

thorthor: Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.


"Johnson?"
 
2012-12-23 02:02:23 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Gyrfalcon: Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?

They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got them working in shifts.


I'd have to say it was the mortal wound that killed him.
 
2012-12-23 02:03:46 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Capt. Sparkles: Threads like this are one of the many, many reasons that Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.

STFU Donny.


I really should learn to realize when I'm out of my element.
 
2012-12-23 02:17:14 AM  

Capt. Sparkles: Insatiable Jesus: Capt. Sparkles: Threads like this are one of the many, many reasons that Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.

STFU Donny.

I really should learn to realize when I'm out of my element.



It's ok, Donny, we got help chopperin in
 
2012-12-23 02:19:59 AM  
Iss not fair!
 
2012-12-23 02:27:44 AM  
gifs.gifbin.com

/Hot like Shabbos
 
2012-12-23 02:29:53 AM  

calbert: [schoolboyerrors.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]

/obscure?


Impressive troll-ish comment!

/got a few bites!
 
2012-12-23 02:38:52 AM  
Also missing from scene: One Creedence tape
 
2012-12-23 02:43:20 AM  

Buttle not Tuttle: He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.


Man, what the fark does Viet-Nam have to do with this thread?

Nothing, man. Nothing.

Viet-Nam has NOTHING to do with this thread, man.
 
2012-12-23 02:55:18 AM  

douchebag/hater: The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.


You certainly know how to live up to your handle.
 
2012-12-23 03:02:20 AM  
The best thing about being an atheist is that no matter what you do in your lifetime, whether that is giving everything you own to charity, raping 50 women or killing 20 elementary school kids you will end up in the same place as Adolph Hitler when you die. So if you hate life and want to leave like Adam Lanza, well do whatever you want, just remember to kill yourself because if you don't well, there is hell on earth pal.
 
2012-12-23 03:13:40 AM  
Did someone cut off his johnson?
 
2012-12-23 03:14:28 AM  
And whadda they got? My dirty undies... My farking whites...
 
2012-12-23 03:20:31 AM  

boinkingbill: The best thing about being an atheist is that no matter what you do in your lifetime, whether that is giving everything you own to charity, raping 50 women or killing 20 elementary school kids you will end up in the same place as Adolph Hitler when you die. So if you hate life and want to leave like Adam Lanza, well do whatever you want, just remember to kill yourself because if you don't well, there is hell on earth pal.


1/10 troll...just a little too over the top. Way too obvious man...
 
2012-12-23 03:21:48 AM  

YesItsTom: boinkingbill: The best thing about being an atheist is that no matter what you do in your lifetime, whether that is giving everything you own to charity, raping 50 women or killing 20 elementary school kids you will end up in the same place as Adolph Hitler when you die. So if you hate life and want to leave like Adam Lanza, well do whatever you want, just remember to kill yourself because if you don't well, there is hell on earth pal.

1/10 troll...just a little too over the top. Way too obvious man...


i agree
 
2012-12-23 03:27:37 AM  

boinkingbill: The best thing about being an atheist is that... you will end up in the same place as Adolph Hitler when you die


Hitler was Christian.
 
2012-12-23 03:59:24 AM  

douchebag/hater: The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.

And don't get me started on that POS 'Burn After Reading'.


I bet you like the farking Eagles.
 
2012-12-23 04:08:53 AM  

Travis_Bickle: douchebag/hater: The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.

And don't get me started on that POS 'Burn After Reading'.

I bet you like the farking Eagles.


The team or the band?
 
2012-12-23 04:16:00 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?



We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude!
 
2012-12-23 04:27:48 AM  

Snapper Carr: [gifs.gifbin.com image 500x388]

/Hot like Shabbos


8-year-olds, dude.
 
2012-12-23 05:04:40 AM  
FTFA: A 34-year-old man found mortally wounded outside the Family Bowl on Boston Post Road on Friday night.

Near the In-and-Out Burger
 
2012-12-23 05:26:04 AM  
1/10 troll...just a little too over the top. Way too obvious man...

i agree


Yeah, but it really tied the thread together.
 
2012-12-23 05:53:33 AM  
Damn Teabaggers
 
2012-12-23 07:09:36 AM  
I knew a guy who claimed to be a nihilist. I stole al his electronic devices. Turns out he was a very materialistic nihilist.
 
2012-12-23 08:11:26 AM  
Was he a skinhead?
 
2012-12-23 08:40:39 AM  
I'd have gone for help myself but I was pumpin' blood, about to pass out.
 
2012-12-23 09:41:38 AM  
I said ve'll cut off your CHONSON!
 
2012-12-23 10:14:23 AM  

WeenerGord: boinkingbill: The best thing about being an atheist is that... you will end up in the same place as Adolph Hitler when you die

Hitler was Christian.


I hear he treated objects like women, man.
 
2012-12-23 10:46:25 AM  

wildcardjack: Travis_Bickle: douchebag/hater: The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.

And don't get me started on that POS 'Burn After Reading'.

I bet you like the farking Eagles.

The team or the band?


Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2012-12-23 11:53:51 AM  
Turn the foul lights on, Walter
 
2012-12-23 12:53:04 PM  
You're out of your element,Donny!
 
2012-12-23 01:05:35 PM  

Snapper Carr: [gifs.gifbin.com image 500x388] /Hot like Shabbos



That is just a farkin insane gif, btw. 100,000 internets to whoever made that craziness
 
2012-12-23 11:35:33 PM  
No shots were fired, Dude.
 
2012-12-24 12:26:49 AM  

wildcardjack: Travis_Bickle: douchebag/hater: The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.

And don't get me started on that POS 'Burn After Reading'.

I bet you like the farking Eagles.

The team or the band?


The bird.
 
2012-12-24 08:43:34 AM  
We fark you ups man. We takes the mmmmmoney !
 
2012-12-24 01:22:16 PM  

thorthor: Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.


/shakes tiny fist
 
2012-12-24 01:32:52 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: thorthor: Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.

/shakes tiny fist johnson


FTFY
 
2012-12-24 01:38:32 PM  

bring to a festering boil: BolshyGreatYarblocks: thorthor: Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.

/shakes tiny fist johnson

FTFY



Yah, your viggly penis!
 
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