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(Yahoo)   You thought bear cavalry was bad? They ain't nothing compared to the Ursine strategic bomber wing   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-22 09:01:47 PM
4 votes:
simpsonswiki.net
2012-12-23 12:22:35 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-22 11:58:39 PM
2 votes:
"The capsule was designed to float, and contained food and survival supplies."

For the researchers' sake I hope they stocked it with food. The only thing worse than a pissed off bear that got ejected from a supersonic flight is a hungry pissed of bear that got ejected from a supersonic flight.
2012-12-23 10:20:59 AM
1 votes:
Today your assignment will be to remove an angry bear from the straps that held him in place during the test flight.

God speed, Private.
2012-12-23 08:44:24 AM
1 votes:
No problem, the Eagles are covering the Bears:
www.airforce-technology.com
2012-12-23 02:18:41 AM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: fusillade762: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 600x480]

[www2.ac-lyon.fr image 279x384]


Looks like Hannover Fist.
2012-12-23 02:11:03 AM
1 votes:
Though someone is going to give me crap because the Russian Bear isn't supersonic.
2012-12-23 02:08:46 AM
1 votes:
What else a bear bomber might look like.

images.wikia.com

Da, Tovarich!
2012-12-23 01:38:50 AM
1 votes:

FauxReal: I bet you'd have felt differently if you were to be ejected from an experimental ejection system and then dissected at the end. I think military pilots should have some kind of bear thanking ritual to do every time they land safely.


dailypicksandflicks.com

still up there too, poor thing
2012-12-23 01:19:52 AM
1 votes:
It's got nothing on Bear Force One. (May be NSFW.)
2012-12-23 01:12:33 AM
1 votes:
Unavailable for comment?

i335.photobucket.com
2012-12-23 12:49:33 AM
1 votes:
Don't forget the kung-fu bears

www.onegreenplanet.org
2012-12-23 12:41:14 AM
1 votes:

Notabunny: Fista-Phobia: [chromegoddess.jpg]

Nice.

Beautiful. Is that a Hustler?



Yes.

From the bears' perspective, it's kinda hard to call the tests "successful" when the final exam was a necropsy.
2012-12-23 12:35:58 AM
1 votes:
www.oshkosh365.org

And they remember.
2012-12-23 12:35:52 AM
1 votes:
As bad as it sounds to use man eating bears in an experiment, think of it this way: if the experiment succeeds, then you have a valid technology you can use with human pilots.  If not, hey, one less man eating bear.
2012-12-23 12:34:04 AM
1 votes:
Why would anyone make a urine bomber that's just dumb
2012-12-23 12:31:22 AM
1 votes:
The ejecting is nothing compared to the fact they could teach the bears to pilot the planes,
2012-12-23 12:11:07 AM
1 votes:
Bears were used after a team of twinks died in early tests.

The bears did fabulously.
2012-12-22 09:26:11 PM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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