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(Daily Mail)   5ft 7in tall, 171 pounds, with a chest-waist-hips ratio of 35-30-40 inches, ladies and gentlemen: 'The most nearly perfect physical specimen of womanhood' 1912 edition (Not safe for work content in article)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2012-12-23 04:59:24 AM
25 votes:

DanZero: Missing: 1912 equivalent of Studman69


www.majhost.com
2012-12-22 09:22:04 PM
7 votes:
Them's birthin hips!

/and plow pullin legs.
2012-12-23 04:00:29 AM
6 votes:

Mock26: GungFu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x727]
Perfect woman for...wookie work.

Or for slow dancing!


Perfect for slow dancing....

img835.imageshack.us
2012-12-23 05:57:35 AM
4 votes:
img96.imageshack.us
2012-12-22 11:59:23 PM
3 votes:
Missing: 1912 equivalent of Studman69
2012-12-22 11:50:34 PM
3 votes:

Amos Quito: Where's the NSFW tag, mods?


Seriously? Do you work in an Amish Bakery or something?
2012-12-22 10:52:44 PM
3 votes:

MajorGroove: I used to get all bent out of shape about today's standards of beauty. Then I grew up, graduated from college, got out in the world, and realized that plenty of men love them some hips and some double D's. Sure, I'm a hambeast compared to runway models. But I work out on a regular basis, eat healthy, and genuinely like my body. And I'm healthy. I got nothing to complain about!


The one thing that you have to remember:

mlkshk.com
2012-12-22 09:10:16 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
"It would please me to ravage her quite thoroughly."
2012-12-23 06:03:29 AM
2 votes:

Z-clipped: BarkingUnicorn: Long ago, I set my standard for a girl's maximum weight:height ratio: 2.0 lbs./inch. A 5'7" woman should weigh no more than 134 pounds.

I'm not a big guy... 5'8", 155 lbs, and pretty fit. I've dated all sizes of women from under 5' tall and curvy, to 6'3" runway models, and I must say, I much prefer it if a woman weighs less than I do. Not that big girls are unattractive...I'm no hater. Things just seem to go more smoothly if they don't outweigh me.

But my deal-breaker: Big hands and feet. No matter how attractive, intelligent, funny etc, if her hands and feet are bigger than mine, I just can't do it. It gives me the willies for some reason.


I can see how this might be a problem. You're only supposed to have one willie. If I suddenly found myself with multiple willies, I'm not sure what I'd do with the extras. However I'd probably figure it out and have a helluva time.
2012-12-23 03:24:32 AM
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
Perfect woman for...wookie work.
2012-12-23 03:12:53 AM
2 votes:
She's a cow and needs to lose about 30 pounds.
2012-12-23 01:02:30 AM
2 votes:
Gulper Eel: [www.theodore-roosevelt.com image 604x832]

Alice Roosevelt.
Smokin' hot but one false move and her daddy would gut you like the mountain lion he singlehandedly killed in 1883 or something.

I shall invite her to partake in the very latest miracles of modern holistic medicines: plenty of fruit juice, colonics, calisthenics, cornflakes and my penis.
2012-12-22 09:04:11 PM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: I'd beefsteak HER mainstay, if you know what I mean.


I'd let her mainstay my beefsteak, if you know what I mean.
2012-12-23 10:23:01 PM
1 votes:
I kinda prefer women that are smaller than me. The big-ass 1912 woman, Mae West, to a lesser degree MM are a little on the porky size.
I, of course, have the body of a Greek God.
What I don't get is this beast "Coco" from "Ice loves Coco".
2012-12-23 07:56:16 PM
1 votes:
"I've found the perfect woman,
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed,
And she owns a liquor store."
2012-12-23 12:34:56 PM
1 votes:
What a woman in 1912 might look like...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-12-23 12:30:44 PM
1 votes:
OMG!!!

WHAT DOES PAGE 861 SAY?

I must know.
Could've saved me some trouble.
Actually, it's my wife that married poorly.
2012-12-23 10:57:03 AM
1 votes:
That is just nasty. I would fark damn near anything but not that. The huge, out of proportion hips is what I really dont like. When a chick is bent over I dont want her ass to be any wider than my hips.
2012-12-23 10:22:57 AM
1 votes:
Today's perfect woman might closely resemble a Victoria's Secret model. But 100 years ago, the female physical ideal was very different.


Because the role of women has changed. Back then their role was to raise families. Today, they primarily serve as inspiration for jerking off.
2012-12-23 10:18:10 AM
1 votes:

gozar_the_destroyer: Tellingthem: Jesus i'm 6'3" and I weight about that...And I'm not exactly a bean pole either...

According to the AMA you are average and healthy. Personally, my best weight has been 185 lbs. as an adult (I had abs for a brief time). I am 5'6" and at that time I could clean and press 250 lbs. and did so regularly each day as part of my job (yes, I should have asked for a team lift, but I could move the boxes myself with minor effort). It scared the hell out of the customers. That puts me at obese for that weight and I was only that light since that job paid me so little that I could barely afford food after rent, heat, and driving to work in an owned econo car!

Then again, their chart puts puts a famous body builder that won the Mister Universe contest once as an amateur and three times in a row as a professional as obese! His personal records for lifting clean & press - 264 lb (120 kg), snatch - 243 lb (110 kg), clean & jerk - 298 lb (135 kg), Squat - 215 kg (470 lb), Bench press - 200 kg (440 lb), deadlift - 310 kg (680 lb). Certainly not some flabby guy. Granted, his height is argued over as between 5'10" and 6'2" for some reason, but his average weight has been 250 lbs.

[collider.com image 552x800]

Would you tell him that he is obese?
Their data is out of date or skewed by countries with other health problems (famine, pollution, poor regional diet, ect.) or ethnicity (some areas have bred humans that or taller or weigh more. Look at Norway.)

My wife has bigger tits and weighs a bit more than this woman. She is as strong and hot as hell. It is no fun not having her able to roll me around in bed.

\did you say citation needed? LEARN TO GOOGLE YOU LAZY GIRLY-MAN
\\I showed you who I was referring too for the celebrity
\\\the AMA chart is in google
\the slashies compel you!


Actually, yes I would.

thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-23 09:58:10 AM
1 votes:

Z-clipped: BarkingUnicorn: Long ago, I set my standard for a girl's maximum weight:height ratio: 2.0 lbs./inch. A 5'7" woman should weigh no more than 134 pounds.

I'm not a big guy... 5'8", 155 lbs, and pretty fit. I've dated all sizes of women from under 5' tall and curvy, to 6'3" runway models, and I must say, I much prefer it if a woman weighs less than I do. Not that big girls are unattractive...I'm no hater. Things just seem to go more smoothly if they don't outweigh me.

But my deal-breaker: Big hands and feet. No matter how attractive, intelligent, funny etc, if her hands and feet are bigger than mine, I just can't do it. It gives me the willies for some reason.


I'm 5'8" as well.

The reason for me is that for women 5'3" and under, there just isn't much room to hide the mass without proportions going wonky.

5'7" is pretty tall for a woman (not very tall, but certainly not short), and that allows for a lot of 'wiggle room' in storage of the mass.
2012-12-23 08:47:15 AM
1 votes:

Z-clipped: kxs401: It's the difference between "implies" in logic and "implies" in the colloquial sense. In formal logic, "A implies B" means if A is true then B is true.

That's a good point. Thanks.

I only recently started seriously learning computer programming, but doing so has given me a lot of insight into the style of communication I've experienced on Fark over the years (which I think is probably thick with programming nerds). My hypothesis is that learning to think in a formal language can cause people to become overly attached to specificity and logical consistency, sometimes beyond the point of being reasonable. I'm inclined to file this situation under that general idea.


This is very true. When I went to my parents for a birthday party I was asked if I could stop at the supermarket to pick up a carton of milk. And if they had fresh eggs I was to bring 6. They were not amused when I arrived with 6 cartons of milk...
2012-12-23 08:29:48 AM
1 votes:
There are way too many comments in here. What direction did this thread turn? What are we arguing about now?
2012-12-23 08:09:42 AM
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: cowgirl toffee: Mock26: GungFu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x727]
Perfect woman for...wookie work.

Or for slow dancing!

Perfect for slow dancing....

[img835.imageshack.us image 320x224]

She needs
[img132.imageshack.us image 500x643]


img.photobucket.com
2012-12-23 08:04:35 AM
1 votes:
Remember folks:
These are curves:
media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com

These are chunks:

www.stpetebootcamp.com

Know the difference.
2012-12-23 05:52:27 AM
1 votes:

telaran: A woman who is 5'7" and weighs 171 lbs probably should lose about 10-20 lbs as, unless she's muscular, she's likely medically overweight and is putting herself at higher risk of diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease.


Not really. Ideal weight is higher than what the modern charts tell you. In fact, a woman should weigh a bit more than the charts say for optimal health, bone density and so on. I see you've cited a single study. Multiple studies have contradicted the findings from that one.
2012-12-23 05:39:23 AM
1 votes:

GungFu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x727]
Perfect woman for...wookie work.


Her thighs don't touch at top. Instant turn-off for me.

/not that I would have a chance with her, anyway
2012-12-23 05:36:18 AM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: Mock26: GungFu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x727]
Perfect woman for...wookie work.

Or for slow dancing!

Perfect for slow dancing....

[img835.imageshack.us image 320x224]


She needs
img132.imageshack.us
2012-12-23 04:23:47 AM
1 votes:
the woman had an hour-glass figure. Unfortunately, we waited too long, and all the sand is at the bottom.
2012-12-23 03:51:45 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: [abovethelaw.com image 540x430]

Miss Perfect Cornell 2012

27.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-23 03:49:30 AM
1 votes:
www.geeksofdoom.com
/Am I really the first one to reference this?
2012-12-23 03:36:59 AM
1 votes:

GungFu: Perfect woman for...wookie work.


Yeah, I've been that guy. First date, kissing in the park, practically had to sit on her lap.
2012-12-23 03:33:35 AM
1 votes:

MajorGroove: I used to get all bent out of shape about today's standards of beauty. Then I grew up, graduated from college, got out in the world, and realized that plenty of men love them some hips and some double D's. Sure, I'm a hambeast compared to runway models. But I work out on a regular basis, eat healthy, and genuinely like my body. And I'm healthy. I got nothing to complain about!


Mmmmmm..... ham.
2012-12-22 10:34:05 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Tits are too small for my taste. Otherwise pleasing, though.


We're not terribly refined around here, it seems :-)
2012-12-22 10:11:45 PM
1 votes:
Who's going to cap to this later on? Be honest.
2012-12-22 10:11:39 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Where's the NSFW tag, mods?

/I'd hit it


What is NSFW by 21st century standards?  I grant you that those line drawings article may have caused a stir in 1912.
Still, I'm having a hard time imagining that anyone's reaction to the images of Elsie would be to blush and get the vapours..
2012-12-22 09:04:23 PM
1 votes:
I'm upset they don't have a back view.
2012-12-22 08:50:48 PM
1 votes:
I'd beefsteak HER mainstay, if you know what I mean.
 
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