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(NPR)   Beware...THE RADISH PEOPLE   ( divider line
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12101 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2012 at 11:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-23 12:48:51 AM  
3 votes:
2012-12-22 08:53:31 PM  
3 votes:
Better than Beetniks.
2012-12-23 01:13:56 AM  
2 votes:

Frank Zappa died for your sins.
2012-12-23 12:19:43 AM  
2 votes:
I assume radish spirits are still safe?
2012-12-23 01:18:47 AM  
1 vote:
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
2012-12-23 01:15:50 AM  
1 vote:

The turnip people have a cunning plan

2012-12-22 11:39:57 PM  
1 vote:

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Some veggies are just naturally gifted.

1) Whoa, bowlegged radish dude better count himself lucky she hasn't started giggling yet!
2) Lady carrot is crossing her legs because man carrot has a big ol' genital wart!
3) Not impressed by thunder thighs, but the ladies from #1 and #2 may take interest shortly!
4) For those who like it..err, a little rough, I guess. Oh, peel it first? Hide your eyes, vegetables!
5) "Teheheheee, my wife's feet had better not be as big as this!"
/yea, it's been awhile, why do you ask?
2012-12-22 11:32:08 PM  
1 vote:
I do not carrot all.
2012-12-22 11:27:38 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-22 11:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
but is a radish smarter than a carrot?
2012-12-22 11:09:40 PM  
1 vote:

We can handle this!
2012-12-22 09:34:21 PM  
1 vote:
You had to know Jesus was going to turnip.
2012-12-22 06:52:10 PM  
1 vote:
Meh; just feed them some Doozer constructions and they'll go away.
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