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2012-12-22 07:11:27 PM
Now if only they could make this same thing work with sex on demand technology...
 
2012-12-22 07:19:57 PM

Elzar: Now if only they could make this same thing work with sex on demand technology...


The solution is in your hand.
 
2012-12-22 07:39:09 PM
Seems like a lot of beer would be spilling on the floor while the tap is turned on all day.
 
2012-12-22 09:01:35 PM
How soon before employers make wearing this mandatory, and dock your pay every time you think about something other than work?
 
2012-12-22 09:40:08 PM
I foresee a huge but short-lived market among suicidal heroin users.
 
2012-12-22 10:05:59 PM
"You'll be able to share your feelings when you see a picture of a baby on the Internet, to show exactly how happy you were," Coleman explained.

What an unattractive and socially awkward concept.  When I say things like, "Oooooo - how CYOOOOOTE!!!" over baby pics, I certainly don't want the proud person showing me the pic to know I'm thinking, So your daughter let the guy fark her without protection and 9 months later she grunted out a screaming, crying, snot-nosed schitt machine.  Just like women have been doing since before we were human.  Pardon me if I don't think that's a particularly spectacular accomplishment.
 
2012-12-22 10:19:11 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: So your daughter let the guy fark her without protection and 9 months later she grunted out a screaming, crying, snot-nosed schitt machine.  Just like women have been doing since before we were human.  Pardon me if I don't think that's a particularly spectacular accomplishment.


You know how I know you have never actually watched a baby being born?

Seriously, if you have ever seen it happen IRL you would never EVER say that it is not a spectacular physical accomplishment. Honestly, I can't even watch the Olympics anymore.
 
2012-12-22 10:21:28 PM
I dunno, look how well this turned out for the Krell.
 
2012-12-22 10:29:42 PM
Hmmm, thinking about beer and suddenly it pours itself...

Tell me, when did YOU suspect you were an alcoholic?
 
2012-12-22 10:51:54 PM
Do you have to think "beer" in Russian?
 
2012-12-22 10:54:55 PM
I like this idea.
 
2012-12-22 10:56:53 PM

Balchinian: Benevolent Misanthrope: So your daughter let the guy fark her without protection and 9 months later she grunted out a screaming, crying, snot-nosed schitt machine.  Just like women have been doing since before we were human.  Pardon me if I don't think that's a particularly spectacular accomplishment.

You know how I know you have never actually watched a baby being born?

Seriously, if you have ever seen it happen IRL you would never EVER say that it is not a spectacular physical accomplishment. Honestly, I can't even watch the Olympics anymore.


Really.  Huh.  The Olympics impress me because there ar so few people in the world with the discipline and ability to do the thigns they do.  I dunno - it just seems to me that, when thousands of women do it every day and zillions have over the millennia, it's not that impressive.
 
2012-12-22 11:16:10 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope:

Really.  Huh.  The Olympics impress me because there ar so few people in the world with the discipline and ability to do the thigns they do.  I dunno - it just seems to me that, when thousands of women do it every day and zillions have over the millennia, it's not that impressive.


Again...you haven't actually seen it, have you?

How many women have given birth does not diminish the physical accomplishment that it is.
 
2012-12-22 11:21:43 PM

Balchinian: Benevolent Misanthrope: So your daughter let the guy fark her without protection and 9 months later she grunted out a screaming, crying, snot-nosed schitt machine.  Just like women have been doing since before we were human.  Pardon me if I don't think that's a particularly spectacular accomplishment.

You know how I know you have never actually watched a baby being born?

Seriously, if you have ever seen it happen IRL you would never EVER say that it is not a spectacular physical accomplishment. Honestly, I can't even watch the Olympics anymore.


Are you kidding me? It's disgusting.
 
2012-12-23 12:40:17 AM

WhippingBoy: Balchinian: Benevolent Misanthrope: So your daughter let the guy fark her without protection and 9 months later she grunted out a screaming, crying, snot-nosed schitt machine.  Just like women have been doing since before we were human.  Pardon me if I don't think that's a particularly spectacular accomplishment.

You know how I know you have never actually watched a baby being born?

Seriously, if you have ever seen it happen IRL you would never EVER say that it is not a spectacular physical accomplishment. Honestly, I can't even watch the Olympics anymore.

Are you kidding me? It's disgusting.


and frightening, when they're slashing away at the restrictive bits after a 19-hour delivery

the thing that amazes me is that the women come back for more
 
2012-12-23 04:43:28 AM

mjjt: the thing that amazes me is that the women come back for more



AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!


Too......many......jokes......
 
2012-12-23 08:07:26 AM
until giving birth is an olympic event, i will remain not as impressed. when you can spit out a kid and make it do a summersault out of the birth canal, THEN, I'll be impressed.
 
2012-12-23 08:11:25 AM
I looked at the redhead in the article and came in here expecting a hot scientist thread. I'm disappointed Fark. I guess the self-pouring beer idea blocked the "hey look, a hot redheaded scientist!" reaction in you guys.
 
2012-12-23 09:22:50 AM

MarkEC: I looked at the redhead in the article and came in here expecting a hot scientist thread. I'm disappointed Fark. I guess the self-pouring beer idea blocked the "hey look, a hot redheaded scientist!" reaction in you guys.


1.bp.blogspot.com

watikalemon.com

To get things moving back in the right direction.
 
2012-12-23 09:13:02 PM
If Google Mind works out, she won't need that silly looking thing on her head.
http://www.uncoveror.com/googlemind.htm
 
2012-12-23 11:34:36 PM

Balchinian: en have given birth does not diminish the physical accomplishment that it i


How does fisting rate on the physical accomplishment scale? How about being fisted by a an olympic shot putter?
 
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