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(Yahoo)   Olrtxt wash meast af pol gen dip sy list1 pk usama us ctxt ir   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 35
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2012-12-22 06:05:31 PM  
10 votes:
I am sorry but this is not something upon wish I see the problem of.  It makes the complete sense of me.  I do not wish for doing the washing of the meast but have not the issue if others do this.  You are welcome.
2012-12-22 05:58:39 PM  
5 votes:
a57.foxnews.com
2012-12-22 06:02:47 PM  
4 votes:
crow202.org

Ivo Shandor: Would someone please give the teleprompter a swift kick?


Grblb blab umt mipt speeb? Oot piffoo blabboo!
2012-12-22 04:28:13 PM  
4 votes:
Sheesh subby, make up your own nonsense, don't just copy and paste the article headline.
2012-12-22 06:52:27 PM  
3 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

everythingfunny.org

www.wweek.com

And that's all pricip caught sayof about that

/hanging chad
2012-12-22 06:45:59 PM  
3 votes:
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Everybody to the limit!
2012-12-22 06:30:17 PM  
3 votes:
[size 6 boots crunch the deep snow imperceptibly]

[the crunchings approach...closer...closer...closer!]

[the door fractures and cracks the wall as it is smashed open by a gigantic force]

[there is a shallow, perfect handprint in the face of the door]

[a very short, long-haired, oddly Leonard McCoyish female-type person in an entirely wrong but flawlessly fitting deep blue Colonial
Fleet uniform stands at the threshold, hands on hips, blowing furious cinnamon schnapps-scented steam into the frozen air]

[the eyes are green, and they are awful]

MEOW!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY GOD DAMNED STUFFED TOY OF YOU!!??
2012-12-22 06:09:19 PM  
3 votes:
www.edenmedicalcenter.org
2012-12-22 06:16:59 PM  
2 votes:
Olrtxt wash meast af pol is a dead man miss him miss him gen dip sy list1 pk usama us ctxt ir
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 06:08:37 PM  
2 votes:
OLRTXT WASH MEAST AF POL GEN DIP SY LIST1 PK USAMA US CTXT IR

Oh look right there extremely timely. Wash (your) meat. Polish Air Force General Dipsy lists Pakistani Usama (as) next US conquest. I'm ready.
2012-12-22 06:05:42 PM  
2 votes:
Olrtxt wash kpsh meast af pollmf gen dip sy list'1 pk usama us ctxt ir

FTFY Subby
2012-12-22 06:01:07 PM  
2 votes:
The 1 is silent.
2012-12-22 05:57:24 PM  
2 votes:
Drink more ovaltine

/oblig
2012-12-23 01:33:22 AM  
1 votes:
i50.photobucket.com
2012-12-23 12:18:30 AM  
1 votes:

Southern100: Here's the list of Reuters Codes.


Heh. Love that their code for Real Estate Markets is "REAM".
2012-12-22 10:24:35 PM  
1 votes:
Darmok, and Jalad... at Tanagra.
2012-12-22 08:48:04 PM  
1 votes:
Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bong?
2012-12-22 08:06:36 PM  
1 votes:
2012-12-22 07:38:55 PM  
1 votes:

Ivo Shandor: Would someone please give the teleprompter a swift kick?


mikesivier.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-22 07:01:06 PM  
1 votes:

uttertosh: BronyMedic: [www.edenmedicalcenter.org image 576x329]

had you favourited: gallows humour, for ages. Glad to see you still got it! ;-)


:)

www.aao.org

I'm aphasic, Sir. Simply Aphasic.

/and going to hell for that. Window seat.
2012-12-22 06:41:50 PM  
1 votes:
data.whicdn.com
2012-12-22 06:41:28 PM  
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: meow said the dog: I am sorry but this is not something upon wish I see the problem of.  It makes the complete sense of me.  I do not wish for doing the washing of the meast but have not the issue if others do this.  You are welcome.

Don't ever change, meow. You're one of the few good things about this farking cesspool.


The hell you say. Can't stand that alt.

If I was ever stuck in an elevator with Meow Says the Dog, Mitch McConnell, Charles Manson, the guy who made comic sans, a rabid wolverine, a tiger, a lion, an angry dog, Donald Trump and a revolver with four rounds in it, I'd shoot myself in the head four times.
2012-12-22 06:27:34 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-22 06:22:55 PM  
1 votes:

unchellmatt: fusillade762:

[web.mit.edu image 300x250]


Not Funny! See this link where she explains how serious it all was.
2012-12-22 06:21:04 PM  
1 votes:
2012-12-22 06:10:56 PM  
1 votes:
It's face arm speech time! Speech! Speech!

/from the face arm.
2012-12-22 06:08:51 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Did Yahoo just summon the ancient gods?


If they did, there must have been a tyop in the summoning spell, because the Shoggoth is only about 3mm tall. Seriously, the cat could eat it.
2012-12-22 06:08:07 PM  
1 votes:
Obvious tag on vacation?
2012-12-22 05:56:38 PM  
1 votes:
Pricipal caught sayof?
2012-12-22 05:55:36 PM  
1 votes:
The apocalypse arrived a day late, and it wasn't the end of the world, just the end of anything making sense.
2012-12-22 05:55:08 PM  
1 votes:
is subby Welsh?
2012-12-22 05:54:50 PM  
1 votes:
It says, "Usama is still alive and living here in Wales".
2012-12-22 05:52:09 PM  
1 votes:
my brain is full of fark
2012-12-22 04:59:24 PM  
1 votes:
Since it contains the word usama, I decided to run it through Google Translate from Arabic to English and now it makes perfect sense
2012-12-22 04:26:32 PM  
1 votes:
Would someone please give the teleprompter a swift kick?
 
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