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(Yahoo)   Olrtxt wash meast af pol gen dip sy list1 pk usama us ctxt ir   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 111
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2012-12-22 04:26:32 PM
Would someone please give the teleprompter a swift kick?
 
2012-12-22 04:28:13 PM
Sheesh subby, make up your own nonsense, don't just copy and paste the article headline.
 
2012-12-22 04:59:24 PM
Since it contains the word usama, I decided to run it through Google Translate from Arabic to English and now it makes perfect sense
 
2012-12-22 05:52:09 PM
my brain is full of fark
 
2012-12-22 05:53:28 PM
 
2012-12-22 05:53:54 PM
I thought I felt a stroke coming on.
 
2012-12-22 05:54:50 PM
It says, "Usama is still alive and living here in Wales".
 
2012-12-22 05:55:08 PM
is subby Welsh?
 
2012-12-22 05:55:36 PM
The apocalypse arrived a day late, and it wasn't the end of the world, just the end of anything making sense.
 
2012-12-22 05:56:38 PM
Pricipal caught sayof?
 
2012-12-22 05:57:03 PM
O.o
 
2012-12-22 05:57:24 PM
Drink more ovaltine

/oblig
 
2012-12-22 05:57:56 PM
This is just the drive-by lame stream dblsm media trying to change the topic of conversation from Bengazi.
 
2012-12-22 05:58:26 PM
STFU. EABOD. GTFO. DIAF.
 
2012-12-22 05:58:39 PM
a57.foxnews.com
 
2012-12-22 05:59:10 PM
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
 
2012-12-22 06:01:07 PM
The 1 is silent.
 
2012-12-22 06:02:17 PM
Well duh.
 
2012-12-22 06:02:42 PM
Something something Kerry washed Obama's meat something something...
 
2012-12-22 06:02:47 PM
crow202.org

Ivo Shandor: Would someone please give the teleprompter a swift kick?


Grblb blab umt mipt speeb? Oot piffoo blabboo!
 
2012-12-22 06:02:49 PM
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
 
2012-12-22 06:03:43 PM
 
2012-12-22 06:04:36 PM
Did Yahoo just summon the ancient gods?
 
2012-12-22 06:05:31 PM
I am sorry but this is not something upon wish I see the problem of.  It makes the complete sense of me.  I do not wish for doing the washing of the meast but have not the issue if others do this.  You are welcome.
 
2012-12-22 06:05:42 PM
Olrtxt wash kpsh meast af pollmf gen dip sy list'1 pk usama us ctxt ir

FTFY Subby
 
2012-12-22 06:06:11 PM

meow said the dog: I am sorry but this is not something upon wish I see the problem of.  It makes the complete sense of me.  I do not wish for doing the washing of the meast but have not the issue if others do this.  You are welcome.


Don't ever change, meow. You're one of the few good things about this farking cesspool.
 
2012-12-22 06:08:07 PM
Obvious tag on vacation?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 06:08:37 PM
OLRTXT WASH MEAST AF POL GEN DIP SY LIST1 PK USAMA US CTXT IR

Oh look right there extremely timely. Wash (your) meat. Polish Air Force General Dipsy lists Pakistani Usama (as) next US conquest. I'm ready.
 
2012-12-22 06:08:51 PM

crotchgrabber: Did Yahoo just summon the ancient gods?


If they did, there must have been a tyop in the summoning spell, because the Shoggoth is only about 3mm tall. Seriously, the cat could eat it.
 
2012-12-22 06:09:00 PM
Klaatu barada nikto

/Also also wik oblig
 
2012-12-22 06:09:19 PM
www.edenmedicalcenter.org
 
2012-12-22 06:09:44 PM
A "patrician Yankee?" Is this some sort of ethnic slur to stir up controversy from the Mason-Dixon line?
 
2012-12-22 06:10:56 PM
It's face arm speech time! Speech! Speech!

/from the face arm.
 
2012-12-22 06:16:45 PM
Looks like a classification code for the article.

Olrtxt wash meast af pol gen dip sy list1 pk usama us ctxt ir

Just my guesses

It's text for online readers, happened in Washington, is about Middle East Affairs, Politics in General... Usama obviously means Obama.
 
2012-12-22 06:16:59 PM
Olrtxt wash meast af pol is a dead man miss him miss him gen dip sy list1 pk usama us ctxt ir
 
2012-12-22 06:18:44 PM
That reminds me, I need to wash the meast.
 
2012-12-22 06:19:59 PM
Canapan to the semichai, with a side of panny tine on my damie kings.
 
2012-12-22 06:21:04 PM
 
2012-12-22 06:21:30 PM
fbxrd!
 
2012-12-22 06:22:42 PM

A_Listless_Wanderer: Olrtxt wash kpsh meast af pollmf gen dip sy list'1 pk usama us ctxt ir

FTFY SubbySbbtd



Srri pot pnivv.
 
2012-12-22 06:22:55 PM

unchellmatt: fusillade762:

[web.mit.edu image 300x250]


Not Funny! See this link where she explains how serious it all was.
 
2012-12-22 06:25:14 PM

z0rgatr0n: fbxrd!


theunabomber.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-22 06:25:21 PM

Bennie Crabtree: A "patrician Yankee?" Is this some sort of ethnic slur to stir up controversy from the Mason-Dixon line?


I also thought wtf?
 
2012-12-22 06:27:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-22 06:30:17 PM
[size 6 boots crunch the deep snow imperceptibly]

[the crunchings approach...closer...closer...closer!]

[the door fractures and cracks the wall as it is smashed open by a gigantic force]

[there is a shallow, perfect handprint in the face of the door]

[a very short, long-haired, oddly Leonard McCoyish female-type person in an entirely wrong but flawlessly fitting deep blue Colonial
Fleet uniform stands at the threshold, hands on hips, blowing furious cinnamon schnapps-scented steam into the frozen air]

[the eyes are green, and they are awful]

MEOW!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY GOD DAMNED STUFFED TOY OF YOU!!??
 
2012-12-22 06:31:50 PM

traylor: OLRTXT EZ ECB EUROP EZC EU LU MCE PLCY DBT GVD DE FR WEU AT

/whar [FOLLOWUP] tag whar?


What the heck? Almost the same thing happened with slightly different text on a different website? WTF is this? Is a hacker afoot?
 
2012-12-22 06:37:50 PM
z0rgatr0n: fbxrd!

This.

also:

s
 
2012-12-22 06:41:28 PM

James F. Campbell: meow said the dog: I am sorry but this is not something upon wish I see the problem of.  It makes the complete sense of me.  I do not wish for doing the washing of the meast but have not the issue if others do this.  You are welcome.

Don't ever change, meow. You're one of the few good things about this farking cesspool.


The hell you say. Can't stand that alt.

If I was ever stuck in an elevator with Meow Says the Dog, Mitch McConnell, Charles Manson, the guy who made comic sans, a rabid wolverine, a tiger, a lion, an angry dog, Donald Trump and a revolver with four rounds in it, I'd shoot myself in the head four times.
 
2012-12-22 06:41:50 PM
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-12-22 06:42:50 PM

casual disregard: traylor: OLRTXT EZ ECB EUROP EZC EU LU MCE PLCY DBT GVD DE FR WEU AT

/whar [FOLLOWUP] tag whar?

What the heck? Almost the same thing happened with slightly different text on a different website? WTF is this? Is a hacker afoot?


Just the codes Reuters uses to keyword/categorize the articles, showing up in the headline field instead of a hidden field. Probably have some folks here with newsroom experience who can explain more.
 
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