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(Daily Mail)   It's time to begin conversation about banning high capacity shovels   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, elementary schools  
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9299 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2012 at 6:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-22 06:13:42 PM  
3 votes:
Figured it was a spade.

/Spade is a shovel
//shut my mouth
2012-12-22 06:18:27 PM  
2 votes:
What a ho might look like.
2012-12-22 11:18:18 PM  
1 vote:
A bunch of American kids get threatened with shovels and everyone freaks out. Meanwhile brown kids are getting with hit with shovels in record numbers in Africa and then starving and no one cares. fark you people.
2012-12-22 10:47:51 PM  
1 vote:

That's a complex hair style.  It's like it says both "I am not to be taken seriously" and "I am unemployable." in the same breath!
2012-12-22 10:30:25 PM  
1 vote:
I am not so much worried about the shovels, and the responsible citizenry who use them correctly. What I can't understand is why anyone would need a snow blower? I mean, 1 shovel sure, but more than one? And a snow blower? I think it is irresponsible, and the government should buy them back.
2012-12-22 09:15:37 PM  
1 vote:
Time to go buy all the shovels.
2012-12-22 08:11:48 PM  
1 vote:
"Additionally, Brooks reportedly performed a 'simulated strip tease,' before the tykes while perched on her porch in nothing but a bath towel."

Must have been a high-capacity bath towel.
2012-12-22 06:16:45 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-22 06:13:22 PM  
1 vote:
Not until white kids get killed by shovels, subby.
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