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2012-12-22 07:50:41 PM  
shocker
 
2012-12-22 07:53:04 PM  

HempHead: [thepracticingcatholic.com image 512x394]


...What on Earth is that?

/Former Catholic
//And it still makes no sense whatsoever
 
2012-12-22 07:54:31 PM  

LewDux:
onfinite.com


Jesus Christ, you scared me.
 
2012-12-22 07:55:49 PM  

gwenners: I find it more and more difficult to snark about Catholic child molesters. Will they ever clean up their act? Can they?


Has anyone actually figured out why, exactly, there is such a high incidence of child molesters in the Catholic clergy? You'd think that in order to treat the problem, you probably need to figure out what is causing it.  I've always assumed that in an attempt to repress their urges, people join the clergy, but I am starting to wonder if it has somewhat become in order to engage in the urges.
 
2012-12-22 07:59:35 PM  

PsiChick: HempHead: [thepracticingcatholic.com image 512x394]

...What on Earth is that?

/Former Catholic
//And it still makes no sense whatsoever


Same question here. Some sort of protest, perhaps?
 
2012-12-22 08:01:12 PM  

serpent_sky: Has anyone actually figured out why, exactly, there is such a high incidence of child molesters in the Catholic clergy?


Very flimsy control of who gets to be a part of the clergy is a big part of it. Note you don't see many of these priests having the letters SJ after their name, that's because the Jesuits are not only very particular about who can be a Jesuit it also takes a long time to become one. So if you're trying to repress urges or find an avenue to engage them, the Jesuits aren't the way to go.
 
2012-12-22 08:01:19 PM  

microdome: "Calls placed to Kokesch's home were not answered."


www.coverups.com

Of course not. The feds burned his place down back in '93
 
2012-12-22 08:04:55 PM  

serpent_sky: PsiChick: HempHead: [thepracticingcatholic.com image 512x394]

...What on Earth is that?

/Former Catholic
//And it still makes no sense whatsoever

Same question here. Some sort of protest, perhaps?


Rite of Ordination

"The candidates lie prostrate before the altar, while the assembled faithful kneel and pray for the help of all the saints in the singing of the Litany of the Saints."
 
2012-12-22 08:05:12 PM  
A while back I relegated the Catholic Church to cult status. This does nothing to alter that, obviously.

Now I wonder what KIND of child pornography images they found. (Hey, if the church can categorize degrees of sin, we can categorize degrees of illegal pornography.)

Unrelated Note: "The Wizard of Oz" is on right now. Dorothy just slapped the Cowardly Lion's nose.
 
2012-12-22 08:06:38 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Very flimsy control of who gets to be a part of the clergy is a big part of it. Note you don't see many of these priests having the letters SJ after their name, that's because the Jesuits are not only very particular about who can be a Jesuit it also takes a long time to become one. So if you're trying to repress urges or find an avenue to engage them, the Jesuits aren't the way to go.


Awhile ago I read something about there being a need for people to enter the priesthood.  I know I've seen buses and billboards with ads encouraging people to join the priesthood over the past few years.  I guess if your numbers are dwindling, you can't afford to be as picky as you can when a lot of people want to be members.  That said, it might make more sense to relax restrictions on things like dating and marriage for the clergy as opposed to taking in anyone who shows up. Especially considering the numbers of child sex scandals that have blanketed the church for decades.
 
2012-12-22 08:06:43 PM  

puckrock2000: serpent_sky: PsiChick: HempHead: [thepracticingcatholic.com image 512x394]

...What on Earth is that?

/Former Catholic
//And it still makes no sense whatsoever

Same question here. Some sort of protest, perhaps?

Rite of Ordination

"The candidates lie prostrate before the altar, while the assembled faithful kneel and pray for the help of all the saints in the singing of the Litany of the Saints."


Ah. Thanks.
 
2012-12-22 08:10:07 PM  

skinink: Can't these horny priests just fark each other and leave the kids alone?


No, the church says that's sinful.
Because of something unspecified about Sodom and a man lieing with another man or something.

(Not that Jesus ever mentioned it tho.)


Luckily the bible doesn't say anything about porking kids.
 
2012-12-22 08:16:21 PM  
Also;
i21.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-22 08:24:41 PM  

serpent_sky: PsiChick: HempHead: [thepracticingcatholic.com image 512x394]

...What on Earth is that?

/Former Catholic
//And it still makes no sense whatsoever

Same question here. Some sort of protest, perhaps?


Evel Kneivel Mass.
 
2012-12-22 08:24:51 PM  

microdome: "Calls placed to Kokesch's home were not answered."


Well, he's in jail and as a Catholic Bishop he's not married, who did they expect to answer?


His teenage boyfriend
 
2012-12-22 08:25:38 PM  

FunkOut: MFAWG: gwenners: I find it more and more difficult to snark about Catholic child molesters. Will they ever clean up their act? Can they?

When you have an influential member of the church who says that the priests are actually the victims of seduction I'm going with 'not bloody likely'

Only another pedo would think the young boys were doing the seducing of helpless priests. Like the incident where some crazy bastard accused of having his way with a dog said the dog had seduced him by walking sexy.


To be fair, have you ever seen a dog that DIDN'T walk sexy?
 
2012-12-22 08:27:45 PM  

WhyteRaven74: serpent_sky: Has anyone actually figured out why, exactly, there is such a high incidence of child molesters in the Catholic clergy?

Very flimsy control of who gets to be a part of the clergy is a big part of it. Note you don't see many of these priests having the letters SJ after their name, that's because the Jesuits are not only very particular about who can be a Jesuit it also takes a long time to become one. So if you're trying to repress urges or find an avenue to engage them, the Jesuits aren't the way to go.


And don't be straight. You really don't want to be straight in the Jesuits.
 
2012-12-22 08:28:18 PM  

gwenners: I find it more and more difficult to snark about Catholic child molesters. Will they ever clean up their act? Can they?


They are a church who

1. Has access to vulnerable people and children. That is most people who actively worship in church are often from very poor countries or going through a bad time in their lives. This does not mean all people

2. They are people who have decided that they will never have sex. That alone tells me that there maybe something sexually wrong with them in that they are possible not attracted to an adult person who is the opposite sex from them. Now if they are attracted to an adult of the same sex all well and dandy but they would still hide that because many religious beliefs still do not allow that. But if they are attracted to children that is very very bad.


So what better place for a pedophile to be then a place that never questions why you don't want to have sexual partner and puts you in a position over very vulnerable people? The Catholic church doesn't make a person a pedophile, no the Catholic churches institutions are setup in such away that even the dumbest of dumb pedophiles can understand the jackpot of vulnerable little kids that are just waiting for them.
 
2012-12-22 08:28:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nun of the above?


You bastard, I wasn't expecting to laugh this loud.
 
2012-12-22 08:29:40 PM  
And we're supposed to be SURPRISED by this?


4.bp.blogspot.com
Okay.... maybe HE's surprised.....
...by the sudden penis.


♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ JEEESSSSUUUSSSSS "loves" the little children...
alllll the children of the wooooorrrrrrlllldddddd....♬♪♩♪
Red and yellow, black and white (but they're NOT RACIST for pointing it out)... ♫ ♫♪♪
they're all "PRRREEEECCCCIIIOOOUUUUSSSSS" in his sight.... ♪♪♩
He just asked them to ignore the burning in the morn. ♩ ♬ ♪
memepics.com
 
2012-12-22 08:30:40 PM  

LazarusLong42: I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.


Completely unexpected. Maybe it's time people boycott this organization. They've been given a lot more chances than any other would have been.
 
2012-12-22 08:31:31 PM  
PLANKING
thepracticingcatholic.com
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
 
2012-12-22 08:34:06 PM  

LewDux: PLANKING
[thepracticingcatholic.com image 384x296]
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG


That's praynking.
 
2012-12-22 08:34:54 PM  
This sort of thing isn't even news-worthy anymore.
 
2012-12-22 08:38:28 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: A while back I relegated the Catholic Church to cult status. This does nothing to alter that, obviously.

Now I wonder what KIND of child pornography images they found. (Hey, if the church can categorize degrees of sin, we can categorize degrees of illegal pornography.)

Unrelated Note: "The Wizard of Oz" is on right now. Dorothy just slapped the Cowardly Lion's nose.


the personal decision to not recognize accepted definitions of words like religion or cult not only does nothing, your sharing that information makes you appear the fool. that's my gift to you for Christmas.

: Do not be afraid, my son. They will not shoot while I am beside you.
: Hah! Don't count on it, Father. It's a good day for me when I get to kill a priest!
: I'll be in the church.


Hard Case Williams / Lust in the Dust
 
2012-12-22 08:38:39 PM  
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
 
2012-12-22 08:48:30 PM  
"You've got to be kidding, I don't believe that at all"

How to spot a pedosmile.

www.sunnewsnetwork.ca

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
 
2012-12-22 08:53:18 PM  

serpent_sky: gwenners: I find it more and more difficult to snark about Catholic child molesters. Will they ever clean up their act? Can they?

Has anyone actually figured out why, exactly, there is such a high incidence of child molesters in the Catholic clergy? You'd think that in order to treat the problem, you probably need to figure out what is causing it.  I've always assumed that in an attempt to repress their urges, people join the clergy, but I am starting to wonder if it has somewhat become in order to engage in the urges.


All forms of priesthood tend to attract people who are in it for the power and status, obtainable without the inherent risks of, say, being part of an armed force which tends to get shot at from time to time. I'm not saying all of them are like that, nor even a majority, but think about it- they get into a position of power ,involving threats of hellfire or at least being shunned by a local soceity, over people who can be fearful or superstitious and thus easy to take advantage of.
And unlike young girls, who in most soceities get taught to yell, and LOUDLY, when an adult male tries anything hinky, if for no other reason then female virginity if not women themselves are highly valued, young boys are not given that sort of warning and are easier targets. Any priest who tried the sort of stuff around young girls in a congregation would find his place surrounded by an angry mob in short order.
 
2012-12-22 08:55:09 PM  

HempHead: [thepracticingcatholic.com image 512x394]


Palm Springs White Party?
 
2012-12-22 09:00:39 PM  
a "fill in the blanks" joke;

how do you know a Nun is on her period?

the Pri_sts c_ck tast_s fun_y!

/Unitarians!
 
2012-12-22 09:01:05 PM  

skinink: Can't these horny priests just fark each other and leave the kids alone?


wrong brand
 
2012-12-22 09:02:46 PM  

Forlorne Greene: These events wouldn't happen if only we let God into our churches.


+1
 
2012-12-22 09:03:11 PM  
Kokeschucker
 
2012-12-22 09:03:54 PM  
Lulz. I saw this when it was submitted. I thought, that is going green. It has a bit of misleading headline together with child pornography and anti-catholic
 
2012-12-22 09:04:17 PM  
Come here child, and pull my finger.
No, not that one, the one Jesus want's you to pull.
 
2012-12-22 09:06:29 PM  
Since he's a deacon, this guy might very well be married and have kids.

That is one creepy picture. "Dude, get your thyroid checked...."
 
2012-12-22 09:09:33 PM  

Marcintosh: skinink: Can't these horny priests just fark each other and leave the kids alone?

wrong brand


Pedos gravitate to the priesthood and teaching.
 
2012-12-22 09:09:52 PM  

5tr4t4: "You've got to be kidding, I don't believe that at all"

How to spot a pedosmile.

[www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

[www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net image 150x200]


Easy to spot when they all look like human potatoes.
 
2012-12-22 09:10:44 PM  
If a local chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association opened a store front in any community, they would be ran out by fire and pitchforks. It seems obvious a child is more likely to get raped by a priest yet their organization (the church) operates openly and people STILL SEND THEIR CHILDREN THERE!!!
 
2012-12-22 09:16:18 PM  

phrawgh: If a local chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association opened a store front in any community, they would be ran out by fire and pitchforks. It seems obvious a child is more likely to get raped by a priest yet their organization (the church) operates openly and people STILL SEND THEIR CHILDREN THERE!!!


And a child is ten times more likely to get raped by a family member than going to school where they are 10 times more likely to be raped than by a minister/priest.
 
2012-12-22 09:31:26 PM  

phrawgh: If a local chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association opened a store front in any community, they would be ran out by fire and pitchforks. It seems obvious a child is more likely to get raped by a priest yet their organization (the church) operates openly and people STILL SEND THEIR CHILDREN THERE!!!


Faith is powerful and people who have it seem to feel it is especially important for their children to be exposed to it.  I suppose nobody wants to believe the worst, but I honestly don't think children should be unsupervised with a priest considering how widespread the abuse is.  (And that protects the children as well as the good priests who would never hurt a child.)  Yet I can see how people are uncomfortable with that.  I am by no means a practicing Catholic (or of any faith) but I was raised Catholic and it's very much put into your head that priests are good people dedicated to God, community and service. And I would go so far as to say that probably the vast majority <i>are</i>, but this sort of abuse is nonetheless widespread and has been hidden and at the very least passively condoned for decades.
 
2012-12-22 09:31:39 PM  
A few points to throw out there:

Catholic priests also molest girls and get into inappropriate relationships with teenage girls and women. And there are some priests like Marcial Maciel, the founder of the Legion of Christ, who covered all the bases.

Sexual abuse runs rampant in Protestant churches, particularly the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist churches. However, the IFB churches don't have one overarching bureaucracy (that I'm aware of) that shuffles perpetrators around. They rely on shame and local ostracism to keep things quiet.

This also reminds me of how I have been hit on by guys who have taken religious vows (one Buddhist monk in the saffron robes, one Catholic priest), or seen young male coworkers get hit on by a Catholic priest, or my gay friend has seen priests and pastors in gay bars . . . Vows? hah.
 
2012-12-22 09:32:36 PM  

5tr4t4: "You've got to be kidding, I don't believe that at all"

How to spot a pedosmile.
www.sunnewsnetwork.ca
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net


a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-12-22 09:35:34 PM  
FARK
- anti catholic
- pro Darwin
- anti self defense
- pro marihuana
- anti government spying
- pro government gun grabbing
- anti god
- pro LOL cats
- anti negro
- pro beer snobbery

The Internet equivalent of the Movember mustache dipped in egg nog in the middle of April: Fark
 
2012-12-22 09:37:10 PM  
I'll let Ms. Stewy exemplify my shocked veneer

cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-12-22 09:39:16 PM  

amquelbettamin: FARK
- anti catholic
- pro Darwin
- anti self defense
- pro marihuana
- anti government spying
- pro government gun grabbing
- anti god
- pro LOL cats
- anti negro
- pro beer snobbery

The Internet equivalent of the Movember mustache dipped in egg nog in the middle of April: Fark


Welcome?
 
2012-12-22 09:47:19 PM  

amquelbettamin: FARK
- anti catholic
- pro Darwin
- anti self defense
- pro marihuana
- anti government spying
- pro government gun grabbing
- anti god
- pro LOL cats
- anti negro
- pro beer snobbery

The Internet equivalent of the Movember mustache dipped in egg nog in the middle of April: Fark


I can't think of anything he has forgotten, can you guys? Oh wait...yes I can.
-pro boobies
-secretly mysogynistic
 
2012-12-22 09:47:43 PM  
You can't take the evil out of the institution now, it has run too deep for too long and too many in high power are implicated. The only way forward is to burn the whole thing to the ground and start over.

/please?
 
2012-12-22 09:51:29 PM  

MikeMc: JohnAnnArbor: Deacon != priest.

But apparently still part of the clergy.


Members of the diaconate are members of the clergy and can be married. They are not priests and can only administer some sacraments.
 
2012-12-22 09:53:29 PM  
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to guide you..
like me, like me, like me, like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me.
Now don't judge or question.
You are broken now, but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will becomes me.
When he speaks out, he speaks through me.
He has needs like I do.
We both want to rape you.


Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now
Open my eyes and blind me with your light

If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me.
Now don't you judge or question.
You are broken now, but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will becomes me.
When he speaks, he speaks through me.
He has needs like I do.
We both want to rape you

Opiate
 
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