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(Daily Mail)   Our long National Nightmare is almost over: Twinkies are set to return to shelves in the coming months   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Followup, Hostess Brands, snack cake, Ding Dongs, twinkies, Ho Hos, Teamsters  
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2012-12-22 07:20:03 PM  
3 votes:

FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?



EMPLOYEES MUSH WASH HANDS
AFTER HANDLING TWINKIES


2012-12-22 06:22:44 PM  
3 votes:
Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

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2012-12-22 11:00:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-22 09:26:53 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-23 09:21:22 AM  
1 vote:
All you fatties can now breath a wheeze of relief.
2012-12-23 01:40:01 AM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn.


No welcome to fark image could prepare me for whatever messed up joke this is supposed to be. Maybe welcome to 4chan or SA
2012-12-22 10:51:14 PM  
1 vote:
I never understood the big deal about this.

Twinkies were the sort of things you might eat out of a Hospital vending machine because they beat actually passing out from low blood-sugar, and the medical waste was looking less appetizing than usual. They are disgusting. Don't think I've had one in 25 years.

There were reasons why Hostess brands wasn't doing that well. And it wasn't all bad management and greedy unions.
2012-12-22 10:39:04 PM  
1 vote:
"Hostess Twinkies" are not coming back. I don't care if the new owners make them look and taste the same and uses the same amounts of formaldehyde and bleach in the recipe.

Bimbo Twinkies won't be the same.  No how.
2012-12-22 09:27:59 PM  
1 vote:

firefly212: BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

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He needed more guns to fill the void left by twinkies... I thought you were a real medic, even a rookie emt knows that hyponatwinkia can only be treated with the simple serum derived from the formula Tw = [(infusate Gu + infusate N) - serum Gu] / (Total body creamy filling +1)

2012-12-22 08:43:02 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

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He needed more guns to fill the void left by twinkies... I thought you were a real medic, even a rookie emt knows that hyponatwinkia can only be treated with the simple serum derived from the formula Tw = [(infusate Gu + infusate N) - serum Gu] / (Total body creamy filling +1)
2012-12-22 07:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
and not a single fark was given
2012-12-22 07:15:21 PM  
1 vote:
Now with more fiberglass and ground-up foam packing peanuts!
2012-12-22 07:11:39 PM  
1 vote:

FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?


I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.
2012-12-22 07:08:40 PM  
1 vote:
I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?
2012-12-22 07:06:04 PM  
1 vote:
Won't someone think of the orange cupcakes?!
2012-12-22 06:00:27 PM  
1 vote:
And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.
 
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