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(Daily Mail)   Our long National Nightmare is almost over: Twinkies are set to return to shelves in the coming months   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Followup, Hostess Brands, snack cake, Ding Dongs, twinkies, Ho Hos, Teamsters  
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9597 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2012 at 7:02 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-22 07:16:59 PM  
2 votes:
Yes bring it back the way it was years ago or don't bother, those things taste like crap now.
2012-12-22 07:11:58 PM  
2 votes:
Bring back my Suzie Q's... And not those little nasty things trying to be passed as Suzie Q's for the last decade.
2012-12-23 08:30:47 PM  
1 vote:

KnowledgeJunkie: 9/10. Putting in the "Welcome to Fark" thing yourself is a tell that you knew you'd get bites about this.


I'm honestly shocked that I still have to explain BabyQuarium to my fellow FARKers. I figured this delicious little bit of Gallows Humor had been around long enough that even Hayzeus himself knew about it
2012-12-23 10:53:20 AM  
1 vote:

Superjoe: Another vote for fruit pies. Hostess snacks were one of the few treats my dad bought for me as a kid, mostly because they were cheap at the bakery. I can take or leave most of the other stuff...Twinkies are OK as an occasional snack...but I need my fruit pies.


Only if they go back to their original recipe, and actually include fruit in the damned things. Lately, they're sad, sallow, gummy, hollow parodies of what Hostess fruit pies used to be, and I don't miss those pathetic pastries at all.
2012-12-23 10:51:06 AM  
1 vote:

faerniir: Won't someone think of the orange cupcakes?!


Suzy-Qs. I'll forgive, but not forget, this horrific mismanagement when they bring back Suzy-Qs - with the original recipe - and I can once again enjoy them.

Mind you, I'm fond of the orange cupcakes, too, but, I miss Suzy-Qs.
2012-12-23 07:48:31 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, the last food facility I was in I had 2 or 3 lab coats on plus a hair net by the time I got to the actual food prep area. I wasn't wearing gloves because I wasn't touching the food. But I did have to wash my hands twice and sterilize them plus get my shoes sterilized.
2012-12-23 12:02:50 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-22 11:53:26 PM  
1 vote:

dopekitty74: Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today.

/only cough medicine I use
//tastes awful and it works
///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!


Buckley's = Pine flavoured cum
2012-12-22 11:19:25 PM  
1 vote:

Shadow Blasko: but


But.

Fruit pies?


A Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie and a bottle of orange juice. Behind the wheel, of course,

Breakfast of champions.
2012-12-22 08:54:09 PM  
1 vote:

SN1987a goes boom: jehovahs witness protection: And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.

Thread shat in one. Good jorb.


Yay, screw those union workers. They won't see a penny of their retirement fund too that got stolen by management to fund their incompetence at running the business.
2012-12-22 08:51:58 PM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.


Thank goodness they gave themselves million dollar raises while raiding pension funds, then got rewarded millions more by the bankruptcy court... oh wait, that was the management, not the union.
2012-12-22 08:29:15 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

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Bless your heart my life saving friend. No one will dare snark you on this tragic loss. I'll never forget where I was that day, and what I was eating when you shared your tragic loss with your fellow Farkers. This was a senseless tragedy brought about by corporate greed. I'm sorry for your loss. We all are. Bless you BronyMedic. Bless your sweet, creme filled spongy heart. XXOO KK
2012-12-22 07:37:45 PM  
1 vote:

dopekitty74: Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today.

/only cough medicine I use
//tastes awful and it works
///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!


Buckley's tastes like drinking Vicks VapoRub.
2012-12-22 07:18:53 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, now that the world isn't going to end, some rich guy can stop hoarding them all.
2012-12-22 07:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
Twinkies suck.
2012-12-22 06:22:44 PM  
1 vote:
Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

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