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(Daily Mail)   Our long National Nightmare is almost over: Twinkies are set to return to shelves in the coming months   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Followup, Hostess Brands, snack cake, Ding Dongs, twinkies, Ho Hos, Teamsters  
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2012-12-22 11:19:25 PM

Shadow Blasko: but


But.

Fruit pies?


A Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie and a bottle of orange juice. Behind the wheel, of course,

Breakfast of champions.
 
2012-12-22 11:28:42 PM

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

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...never gets old.
 
2012-12-22 11:53:26 PM

dopekitty74: Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today.

/only cough medicine I use
//tastes awful and it works
///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!


Buckley's = Pine flavoured cum
 
2012-12-22 11:55:42 PM
Fark the Twinkies, bring back the fruit pies!

Yes, I know just one of those things can trigger a heart attack, but they is tasty.
 
2012-12-23 12:02:50 AM
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2012-12-23 12:08:57 AM

ultraholland: and not a single fark was given


Amen.
 
2012-12-23 12:45:06 AM
Another vote for fruit pies. Hostess snacks were one of the few treats my dad bought for me as a kid, mostly because they were cheap at the bakery. I can take or leave most of the other stuff...Twinkies are OK as an occasional snack...but I need my fruit pies.
 
2012-12-23 01:27:53 AM
Well this is going to destroy the ebay twinkies auction market.
 
2012-12-23 01:29:25 AM
And to think I was concerned about the fiscal cliff.
 
2012-12-23 01:40:01 AM

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn.


No welcome to fark image could prepare me for whatever messed up joke this is supposed to be. Maybe welcome to 4chan or SA
 
2012-12-23 02:42:31 AM

Prey4reign: What about Sno Balls?

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So round. So pink. So delightfully presented. I used to love to open a pack, take them out and eat them while motorboating them.



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2012-12-23 02:54:38 AM

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]


9/10. Putting in the "Welcome to Fark" thing yourself is a tell that you knew you'd get bites about this.
 
2012-12-23 07:48:31 AM
Wow, the last food facility I was in I had 2 or 3 lab coats on plus a hair net by the time I got to the actual food prep area. I wasn't wearing gloves because I wasn't touching the food. But I did have to wash my hands twice and sterilize them plus get my shoes sterilized.
 
2012-12-23 08:34:07 AM

faerniir: Won't someone think of the orange cupcakes?!


That's what I said the first thread I saw. Occasionally I'd grab a pack while on a trip or something. Or before a game of DnD in high school.
 
2012-12-23 09:21:22 AM
All you fatties can now breath a wheeze of relief.
 
2012-12-23 09:26:46 AM
I prefer the chocolate cupcakes with the cream filling. If I lived closer to the border, I would have considered stocking up my vehicle for a clandestine twinkie running.
 
2012-12-23 10:51:06 AM

faerniir: Won't someone think of the orange cupcakes?!


Suzy-Qs. I'll forgive, but not forget, this horrific mismanagement when they bring back Suzy-Qs - with the original recipe - and I can once again enjoy them.

Mind you, I'm fond of the orange cupcakes, too, but, I miss Suzy-Qs.
 
2012-12-23 10:53:20 AM

Superjoe: Another vote for fruit pies. Hostess snacks were one of the few treats my dad bought for me as a kid, mostly because they were cheap at the bakery. I can take or leave most of the other stuff...Twinkies are OK as an occasional snack...but I need my fruit pies.


Only if they go back to their original recipe, and actually include fruit in the damned things. Lately, they're sad, sallow, gummy, hollow parodies of what Hostess fruit pies used to be, and I don't miss those pathetic pastries at all.
 
2012-12-23 02:22:28 PM

TheGreatGazoo: Wow, the last food facility I was in I had 2 or 3 lab coats on plus a hair net by the time I got to the actual food prep area. I wasn't wearing gloves because I wasn't touching the food. But I did have to wash my hands twice and sterilize them plus get my shoes sterilized.


It's ok, twinkies aren't food.
 
2012-12-23 08:30:47 PM

KnowledgeJunkie: 9/10. Putting in the "Welcome to Fark" thing yourself is a tell that you knew you'd get bites about this.


I'm honestly shocked that I still have to explain BabyQuarium to my fellow FARKers. I figured this delicious little bit of Gallows Humor had been around long enough that even Hayzeus himself knew about it
 
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