Shadow Blasko: butBut.Fruit pies?
BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]
dopekitty74: Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today./only cough medicine I use//tastes awful and it works///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!
ultraholland: and not a single fark was given
BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn.
Prey4reign: What about Sno Balls?[failhair.com image 275x183]So round. So pink. So delightfully presented. I used to love to open a pack, take them out and eat them while motorboating them.
faerniir: Won't someone think of the orange cupcakes?!
Superjoe: Another vote for fruit pies. Hostess snacks were one of the few treats my dad bought for me as a kid, mostly because they were cheap at the bakery. I can take or leave most of the other stuff...Twinkies are OK as an occasional snack...but I need my fruit pies.
TheGreatGazoo: Wow, the last food facility I was in I had 2 or 3 lab coats on plus a hair net by the time I got to the actual food prep area. I wasn't wearing gloves because I wasn't touching the food. But I did have to wash my hands twice and sterilize them plus get my shoes sterilized.
KnowledgeJunkie: 9/10. Putting in the "Welcome to Fark" thing yourself is a tell that you knew you'd get bites about this.
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