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(Daily Mail)   Our long National Nightmare is almost over: Twinkies are set to return to shelves in the coming months   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Followup, Hostess Brands, snack cake, Ding Dongs, twinkies, Ho Hos, Teamsters  
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2012-12-22 06:00:27 PM
And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.
 
2012-12-22 06:22:44 PM
Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

img214.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 07:00:42 PM
I was at the drugstore on Thursday, and they had Twinkies.
 
2012-12-22 07:05:42 PM
Well this will make the gays happy.

Oh, you said Twinkies?
 
2012-12-22 07:06:04 PM
Won't someone think of the orange cupcakes?!
 
2012-12-22 07:08:36 PM
Twinkies suck.
 
2012-12-22 07:08:40 PM
I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?
 
2012-12-22 07:09:26 PM
I love twinks! Twinkies? Not so much....

/no really, I hate junk food.
 
2012-12-22 07:11:39 PM

FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?


I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.
 
2012-12-22 07:11:58 PM
Bring back my Suzie Q's... And not those little nasty things trying to be passed as Suzie Q's for the last decade.
 
2012-12-22 07:13:06 PM
PR campaign!!!one!eleven!!one!
 
2012-12-22 07:15:21 PM
Now with more fiberglass and ground-up foam packing peanuts!
 
2012-12-22 07:16:59 PM
Yes bring it back the way it was years ago or don't bother, those things taste like crap now.
 
2012-12-22 07:17:10 PM
YAAAAY!

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/only good after smocking
 
2012-12-22 07:18:08 PM

Farkenhostile: FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?

I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.


Sure looks like that's a NO.
i.dailymail.co.uk
Ewwwww.
 
2012-12-22 07:18:53 PM
Yeah, now that the world isn't going to end, some rich guy can stop hoarding them all.
 
2012-12-22 07:20:03 PM

FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?



EMPLOYEES MUSH WASH HANDS
AFTER HANDLING TWINKIES


 
2012-12-22 07:21:42 PM
"He said another viable bid was made for Drake's cakes, which includes Devil Dogs, Funny Bones and Yodels. That bidder also wants to buy the Drake's plant in Wayne, N.J., which Scherer said is the country's only kosher bakery plant."

???
 
2012-12-22 07:22:51 PM
Sure, Twinkies come back, but where are Dodo In a Biskits?
 
2012-12-22 07:26:58 PM
Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today.

/only cough medicine I use
//tastes awful and it works
///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!
 
2012-12-22 07:29:45 PM
and not a single fark was given
 
2012-12-22 07:31:54 PM
xd6.xanga.com
Why I don't miss them. They taste like straw.
 
2012-12-22 07:37:45 PM

dopekitty74: Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today.

/only cough medicine I use
//tastes awful and it works
///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!


Buckley's tastes like drinking Vicks VapoRub.
 
2012-12-22 07:43:47 PM
Oh I pity my Twinkie futures when the commodities market re-opens
 
2012-12-22 07:44:29 PM

jehovahs witness protection: And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.


Thread shat in one. Good jorb.
 
2012-12-22 08:04:15 PM

sallys: [xd6.xanga.com image 500x401]
Why I don't miss them. They taste like straw.


I love labels that say "May contain *blank*". Certainly boosts my confidence in their manufacturing process.
 
2012-12-22 08:09:29 PM

ezone: Farkenhostile: FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?

I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.

Sure looks like that's a NO.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]
Ewwwww.


Meh. i'm sure all of the preservatives and other artificial crap in those Twinkies don't add up to a friendly environment for bacteria, viruses, or any other living thing...
 
2012-12-22 08:20:50 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: ezone: Farkenhostile: FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?

I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.

Sure looks like that's a NO.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]
Ewwwww.

Meh. i'm sure all of the preservatives and other artificial crap in those Twinkies don't add up to a friendly environment for bacteria, viruses, or any other living thing...


They may not be able to sustain life, but they can be a vehicle.
 
2012-12-22 08:22:41 PM

fusillade762: sallys: [xd6.xanga.com image 500x401]
Why I don't miss them. They taste like straw.

I love labels that say "May contain *blank*". Certainly boosts my confidence in their manufacturing process.


Have to do that for allergy purposes.
 
2012-12-22 08:29:15 PM

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]


Bless your heart my life saving friend. No one will dare snark you on this tragic loss. I'll never forget where I was that day, and what I was eating when you shared your tragic loss with your fellow Farkers. This was a senseless tragedy brought about by corporate greed. I'm sorry for your loss. We all are. Bless you BronyMedic. Bless your sweet, creme filled spongy heart. XXOO KK
 
2012-12-22 08:36:59 PM
What about Sno Balls?

failhair.com

So round. So pink. So delightfully presented. I used to love to open a pack, take them out and eat them while motorboating them.
 
2012-12-22 08:38:51 PM
Tallahassee approves!
 
2012-12-22 08:43:02 PM

BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]


He needed more guns to fill the void left by twinkies... I thought you were a real medic, even a rookie emt knows that hyponatwinkia can only be treated with the simple serum derived from the formula Tw = [(infusate Gu + infusate N) - serum Gu] / (Total body creamy filling +1)
 
2012-12-22 08:43:28 PM

ezone: Farkenhostile: FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?

I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.

Sure looks like that's a NO.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]
Ewwwww.


She followed union rules. If you sneeze on your gloves, dispose of them and wait for your union rep to provide a replacement set.
 
2012-12-22 08:43:45 PM

p the boiler: Bring back my Suzie Q's... And not those little nasty things trying to be passed as Suzie Q's for the last decade.


...waiting for Beafsteak soft rye bread.
 
2012-12-22 08:47:12 PM

FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?


Do you really think there's anything they could do, beyond making them, that would make a twinkie somehow less healthy?
 
2012-12-22 08:49:40 PM
But they will be better Twinkies!

Made by non-union workers with radioactive water!

Bimbo!
 
2012-12-22 08:51:58 PM

jehovahs witness protection: And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.


Thank goodness they gave themselves million dollar raises while raiding pension funds, then got rewarded millions more by the bankruptcy court... oh wait, that was the management, not the union.
 
2012-12-22 08:54:09 PM

SN1987a goes boom: jehovahs witness protection: And poor hard working union members won't have to deal with the nightmare of stocking them anywhere near Wonderbread.

Thread shat in one. Good jorb.


Yay, screw those union workers. They won't see a penny of their retirement fund too that got stolen by management to fund their incompetence at running the business.
 
2012-12-22 09:01:17 PM
fark twinkies i want those apple cinnamon doughnuts they came out with this year back, only decent thing hostess made
 
2012-12-22 09:22:22 PM

FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?


Zooming in on her right hand reveals that she is wearing "finger condoms" instead of full gloves.
 
2012-12-22 09:26:53 PM
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-12-22 09:27:59 PM

firefly212: BronyMedic: Not soon enough to save my little baby boy Quinn. And all of you Welcome to FARK assholes can go DIAF.

He died of a withdraw from Twinkies. Hostess didn't tell us they were addictive. None of you will ever know the pain of getting a call from the doctor at three in the morning telling you that they can't find a pulse. None of you will ever know the horror of having to identify a twinkie cream covered body, and having to watch those unions get off SCOTT FREE!

We keep his ashes in a tasteful display above the refridgerator to remind us of a happier time, a time when we had twinkies.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

He needed more guns to fill the void left by twinkies... I thought you were a real medic, even a rookie emt knows that hyponatwinkia can only be treated with the simple serum derived from the formula Tw = [(infusate Gu + infusate N) - serum Gu] / (Total body creamy filling +1)

 
2012-12-22 09:29:26 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: dopekitty74: Twinkies be damned, there's a shortage of Buckley's original cough medicine due to a complete overhaul of the manufacturing facility. Can't find it anywhere, and won't be back for at least six months according to the pharmacist i spoke to today.

/only cough medicine I use
//tastes awful and it works
///better tasting than all the over sweetened syrups the other companies make. Gag!

Buckley's tastes like drinking Vicks VapoRub.


Hell, if I need that...I'll just get some Dr. McGillicuddy's and have the extra benefit of the alcohol so I don't give a damn about being sick :D

/have heard people sing the praises of Buckley's
//have also never, ever seen the stuff locally--must be a thing north of the Mason-Dixon if not above I-80
 
2012-12-22 10:19:39 PM
Some people are going to make a lot of $$$$$ on this deal, a lot are not.
 
2012-12-22 10:39:04 PM
"Hostess Twinkies" are not coming back. I don't care if the new owners make them look and taste the same and uses the same amounts of formaldehyde and bleach in the recipe.

Bimbo Twinkies won't be the same.  No how.
 
2012-12-22 10:50:19 PM

ezone: Farkenhostile: FarkinGoofy: I can't tell for sure, but is the person in the photo touching all the twinkies with the horrible fingernails wearing gloves?

I was just about to ask the same thing, the person behind her is wearing some.

Sure looks like that's a NO.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]
Ewwwww.


The open shirt leaves a bit open for PS possibilities.
 
2012-12-22 10:51:14 PM
I never understood the big deal about this.

Twinkies were the sort of things you might eat out of a Hospital vending machine because they beat actually passing out from low blood-sugar, and the medical waste was looking less appetizing than usual. They are disgusting. Don't think I've had one in 25 years.

There were reasons why Hostess brands wasn't doing that well. And it wasn't all bad management and greedy unions.
 
2012-12-22 11:00:54 PM
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-12-22 11:03:11 PM
but


But.

Fruit pies?
 
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