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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Clerk accidentally sells winning Megabucks ticket, wasn't even supposed to be there that day   (wmur.com) divider line 49
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2012-12-22 06:43:00 PM  
c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com

/obscure?
 
2012-12-22 07:07:14 PM  

calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Nope. Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.
 
2012-12-22 07:25:54 PM  
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
 
2012-12-22 07:29:37 PM  
Hillsborough?? Bunch of savages in that town!
 
2012-12-22 07:30:03 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


What about the Kum and Go?
 
2012-12-22 07:30:22 PM  
Also bought hubcaps for a '79 Pinto and a copy of Mini Trucker magazine.
 
2012-12-22 07:30:34 PM  
"Hey kid, you seen a set of keys?"
"No time for love, Dr. Jones."
 
2012-12-22 07:33:30 PM  
Dammit ... '72 Pinto hatchback. :(
 
2012-12-22 07:33:48 PM  
Oh, and Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
 
2012-12-22 07:35:16 PM  
Buy the clerk a car, or give him/her the equivalent price (and pay any applicable taxes for said clerk). You can afford it.

F*ck everyone else, you can't afford them. But if this mistake was responsible for your ticket, I think that would be an acceptable token of gratitude.
 
2012-12-22 07:35:54 PM  

OregonVet: calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

Nope. Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.


Hey you, get back here...
 
2012-12-22 07:36:05 PM  
static.moviefanatic.com

CAITLIN BREE: You might be let down. I'm not a hermaphrodite.
RANDAL GRAVES: Hey, few are.
 
2012-12-22 07:37:26 PM  
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Didn't he work at all american burger?
 
2012-12-22 07:50:09 PM  
Salsa shark!
 
2012-12-22 07:51:20 PM  
Had that happen at Christmas once. I got a 6 dollar winner so I went down to exchange it for 3 2 dollar tickets since it was a gift, fun to play the win for life. The guy gave me 6 1-dollar tickets of 3 different kinds. He was a nice older guy so I just left and drove home (was visiting family across the state). Hit the 2k top prize on one of them that night, only time I've ever had luck since lotto is a fun fool's game.
 
2012-12-22 07:52:49 PM  

calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main?
 
2012-12-22 07:54:28 PM  
"Cute cat, what's its name?"
"Annoying Customer"
 
2012-12-22 07:54:37 PM  
Sad, silly website thinks I'm going to click on a second page to read the last two lines of such a lame and brief article.
 
2012-12-22 08:02:48 PM  

buntz: Hillsborough?? Bunch of savages in that town!


That's what I said.
 
2012-12-22 08:02:51 PM  
Bennetts chose the one-time cash option of $1.3 million, which comes to a little under $1 million after taxes

Only a 25% tax hit? I thought taxes on such a windfall were generally half. What happened? Republicans?
 
2012-12-22 08:03:24 PM  

TheManofPA: Had that happen at Christmas once. I got a 6 dollar winner so I went down to exchange it for 3 2 dollar tickets since it was a gift, fun to play the win for life. The guy gave me 6 1-dollar tickets of 3 different kinds. He was a nice older guy so I just left and drove home (was visiting family across the state). Hit the 2k top prize on one of them that night, only time I've ever had luck since lotto is a fun fool's game.


That is awesome, dude. I rarely play any lotto, because I never win. I occasionally go to the Indian casino or  Reno, where I have  better luck and can at  least afford  lunch if I learn when to quit. I usually do know when to quit, too.
 
2012-12-22 08:10:36 PM  

Nem Wan: Bennetts chose the one-time cash option of $1.3 million, which comes to a little under $1 million after taxes

Only a 25% tax hit? I thought taxes on such a windfall were generally half. What happened? Republicans?


25% is withheld in the initial check. The winner is still responsible for taxes beyond that. Since the tax burden can change quite a bit depending on how creative their accountant is, the media only reports the value of the initial check.
 
2012-12-22 08:12:27 PM  
he bought 2 tickets? 2? in a row?
 
2012-12-22 08:16:00 PM  
Is there any way to SUE myself .... er something?
 
2012-12-22 08:18:49 PM  
Just watched Clerks again today. That movie was Dilbert for the nonprofessional service industry.
 
2012-12-22 08:21:14 PM  
Clerks is an awful, awful movie. Just terrible.
 
2012-12-22 08:38:39 PM  

Rye_: Clerks is an awful, awful movie. Just terrible.


Yeah? Rye_, you're a rude motherfarker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.
 
2012-12-22 08:40:27 PM  

BadAttitude4U: Rye_: Clerks is an awful, awful movie. Just terrible.

Yeah? Rye_, you're a rude motherfarker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.


Yeah. Like that.
 
2012-12-22 08:47:01 PM  

Rye_: BadAttitude4U: Rye_: Clerks is an awful, awful movie. Just terrible.

Yeah? Rye_, you're a rude motherfarker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.

Yeah. Like that.


Hey, you're not allowed to rent here anymore!
 
2012-12-22 08:48:03 PM  
What's that smell?
 
2012-12-22 08:49:36 PM  
Sounds like someone or two belong in the Entertainment or Politics link . . .

/but i'm still chuckling
 
2012-12-22 08:57:05 PM  

Rye_: BadAttitude4U: Rye_: Clerks is an awful, awful movie. Just terrible.

Yeah? Rye_, you're a rude motherfarker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.

Yeah. Like that.


what you want, Grizzly Adams?
 
2012-12-22 08:58:27 PM  

calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


25.media.tumblr.com

obscure?
 
2012-12-22 09:14:56 PM  

Mixolydian Master: calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 420x294]

obscure?


Did he say making f#ck?
 
2012-12-22 09:19:24 PM  

TheManofPA: Had that happen at Christmas once. I got a 6 dollar winner so I went down to exchange it for 3 2 dollar tickets since it was a gift, fun to play the win for life. The guy gave me 6 1-dollar tickets of 3 different kinds. He was a nice older guy so I just left and drove home (was visiting family across the state). Hit the 2k top prize on one of them that night, only time I've ever had luck since lotto is a fun fool's game.


I always buy the mistakes when the clerks make them (maybe 5 times)
/still haven't won anything :)
 
2012-12-22 09:43:57 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Mixolydian Master: calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 420x294]

obscure?

Did he say making f#ck?


img252.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 09:46:57 PM  

calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Well, since the headline was a reference to Clerks I would have to so "No, not obscure."
 
2012-12-22 10:00:17 PM  
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2012-12-22 10:00:35 PM  

calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Did you just ask if a reference to the movie Clerks was obscure?
 
2012-12-22 10:06:06 PM  

SuperDuper28: calbert: [c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

Did you just ask if a reference to the movie Clerks was obscure?


Did you just respond?

/you're not allowed to rent here anymore!
//yeaaaahhh!!
 
2012-12-22 10:24:26 PM  
Shoe-polish smelling motherfukers
 
2012-12-22 11:21:11 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-22 11:36:46 PM  
That's beautiful, man.
 
2012-12-23 01:07:13 AM  

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Who eats cock?
 
2012-12-23 01:32:15 AM  
Ooooo Navy Seals..
 
2012-12-23 06:07:40 AM  
#1) Clerk terminated for screwing up The System.

#2) Winner throws away half his winnings to The Banks by accepting Lump Sum.

#3) Winner sticks other half up his nose, is broke within three years.
 
2012-12-23 07:43:27 AM  

sore_bluto: I need one each of the following tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-farking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim- Jobbers, My coont and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and coont, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave coont, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Oh, and... What was the name of that movie?


I couldn't read that without hearing Randal's voice.
 
2012-12-23 07:45:36 AM  
 
2012-12-23 07:53:55 AM  
$2.1 million Tri State Megabucks jackpot. The Bennetts chose the one-time cash option of $1.3 million, which comes to a little under $1 million after taxes

Probably should have went with the annuity.
 
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