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2012-12-22 03:49:49 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Only ironic if you believe the myth of the "No Irish" signs.


Or if you've heard this song.
 
2012-12-22 03:52:13 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado too...

The best part about Colorado is that we're taking all of their water. Damn, that stuff is tasty. I also enjoy my huge front lawn. I don't do much at all with my back lawn, in fact I hardly even go back there. But, I water the hell out of so that I can have some grass back there in case I need it. Suck it, CO!


Wow, this pretty much sums up what I came in here to say.

Annoying CA's have always infected the pacific northwest. I grew up in northern Idaho. We'd always make fun of CA's as they drove their Hummers into the ditch after the first snowfall.

Now they are in CO, (where I live now) and pretty much do the same thing.

Please, stay in CA.
 
2012-12-22 04:04:21 PM  
Jon Corzine strikes Ireland off the list. How do they choose to enforce these laws ?

Link
 
2012-12-22 04:04:55 PM  

chitownmike: Kit Fister: /needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan

OK, we will keep our money at home too, good luck!


Great, now I don't have to pay 50% more in rent during the summer because of you farkwits!
 
2012-12-22 04:06:59 PM  

BigBooper: Kit Fister: needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan

The FIBS (Farking Illinois B*sterds) are a huge annoyance here in Wisconsin. Seriously, some the rudest a**holes in the country. They drive like maniacs, and the way they act like they are superior is insufferable. On the good side, they leave millions of dollars a year in the state in speeding tickets alone.

Pro tip: you will get a ticket in our state if you drive twenty miles over the speed limit.


After almost getting run off the road several times by them, and having them trash a bunch of beaches and places around here...They can keep their money, just stay the fark away from us.
 
2012-12-22 04:44:01 PM  

nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT


Yet many Californian's don't! We thank you for not infecting the Pacific Northwest with your sickness but we're raging against the ones that do.
 
2012-12-22 06:08:06 PM  
Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation. I've lived nearly my entire life in different touristy areas. Yosemite, Hawaii, downtown SF and now I'm just a few blocks away from Cannery Row in Monterey. All tourists suck. Quit biatching about it and accept the money they leave in your community.

Don't worry, I'm not moving to your crappy state.
 
2012-12-22 06:38:05 PM  

crotchgrabber: All tourists suck


Nah, 90% of tourists are nice, polite folks just doing their thing. Maybe there is a longer wait at the restaurant or their sheer numbers make it a pain in the ass to drive.

9% are annoying, but not really egregious. Pedestrians still crossing when DON'T WALK is on, people walking 5 abreast down the sidewalk, that sort of thing.

1% are complete douchenobs. Unfortunately, those are the ones you remember.
 
2012-12-22 06:41:02 PM  

crotchgrabber: Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation.


Not really. I had a local bartender in Key West invite me and a friend to the place where he tended bar after a nice conversation and a few beers at a locals only type bar, the kind with bikes and scooters out front and dogs and their people inside. Perhaps he liked the fact that i also bought a beer for his dog was a factor. Just because one is a tourist does not mean one has to act like one. We did do a couple of  touristy things though, rode the tram and visited the conch breeding center and the sea turtle rescue.
/my .02
 
2012-12-22 07:14:21 PM  

alienated: crotchgrabber: Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation.

Not really. I had a local bartender in Key West invite me and a friend to the place where he tended bar after a nice conversation and a few beers at a locals only type bar, the kind with bikes and scooters out front and dogs and their people inside. Perhaps he liked the fact that i also bought a beer for his dog was a factor. Just because one is a tourist does not mean one has to act like one. We did do a couple of  touristy things though, rode the tram and visited the conch breeding center and the sea turtle rescue.
/my .02


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-22 07:36:18 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado Every state in the union, too...


/FTFY
//Spent several years in Oregon/Washington so I'm getting a kick.
 
2012-12-22 07:56:25 PM  

Krieghund: crotchgrabber: All tourists suck

Nah, 90% of tourists are nice, polite folks just doing their thing. Maybe there is a longer wait at the restaurant or their sheer numbers make it a pain in the ass to drive.

9% are annoying, but not really egregious. Pedestrians still crossing when DON'T WALK is on, people walking 5 abreast down the sidewalk, that sort of thing.

1% are complete douchenobs. Unfortunately, those are the ones you remember.


Hint: If you're a tourist, and people are being rude to you, it's because you're being rude to them, whether you know it or not.

I never ran into any problems when I visited the UK, and even in Wisconsin and Michigan people have been friendly. I tend to prefer Michigan, though, due to family and also that Michigan sets reasonable speed limits. As a general rule, a road that would have a speed limit of 45 in Illinois would be 50 in Michigan and 35 or sometimes even 30 in Wisconsin. Since I like driving the back roads, that makes a huge difference, especially in towns.

/FIB
//not a FISHTAB (Farking Illinois Shiathead Towing A Boat)
 
2012-12-22 08:01:48 PM  

Krieghund: crotchgrabber: All tourists suck

Nah, 90% of tourists are nice, polite folks just doing their thing. Maybe there is a longer wait at the restaurant or their sheer numbers make it a pain in the ass to drive.

9% are annoying, but not really egregious. Pedestrians still crossing when DON'T WALK is on, people walking 5 abreast down the sidewalk, that sort of thing.

1% are complete douchenobs. Unfortunately, those are the ones you remember.


That sounds about right.

/ percentage probably applies to the general population as well...
 
2012-12-22 09:43:13 PM  
If we Las Vegans could just ban them from driving in Vegas, I wouldn't mind them so much. Everytime I want to yell at a drive, I see that Cali license plate.
 
2012-12-22 10:18:08 PM  
Mandapants:
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Relax- i bought the man a beer, he let the dog have about 1/3 cup in a bowl on the floor.And yes, they do have bowls on the floor at that bar, at least they did. She was a happy dog. I dont advocate giving beer to dogs more than a small amount, by the by.
 
2012-12-22 11:51:06 PM  
Reminds me of my yearly St. Patrick's Day toast... "Fark the Irish":.
 
2012-12-23 12:00:40 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: //Oregon is still fair game, but only for Sasquatch hunting vacations with my sis


Let me know when you find one. My Sasquatch hunting has led to slim results. Well, next to none. Er, none.

But I keep trying. Gives me an excuse to get out of town.

Where ya goin'?
Hunting Sasquatch.
Get outta here.
Ok.
 
2012-12-23 02:20:15 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado too...

The best part about Colorado is that we're taking all of their water. Damn, that stuff is tasty. I also enjoy my huge front lawn. I don't do much at all with my back lawn, in fact I hardly even go back there. But, I water the hell out of so that I can have some grass back there in case I need it. Suck it, CO!


You don't know it, but I'm impotently shaking a fist at you.

Disregard, turns out I'm just really, really drunk
 
2012-12-23 04:52:09 AM  

Mandapants: alienated: crotchgrabber: Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation.

Not really. I had a local bartender in Key West invite me and a friend to the place where he tended bar after a nice conversation and a few beers at a locals only type bar, the kind with bikes and scooters out front and dogs and their people inside. Perhaps he liked the fact that i also bought a beer for his dog was a factor. Just because one is a tourist does not mean one has to act like one. We did do a couple of  touristy things though, rode the tram and visited the conch breeding center and the sea turtle rescue.
/my .02

[img.photobucket.com image 463x346]


What about it?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 11:20:34 AM  
The area in northern Montana where my dad bought a place if full of retired Californians. The regular locals don't like them because they fear they will want to change things. The locals who own property and businesses LOVE them because they have money and pay their bills.
 
2012-12-23 12:14:19 PM  

Amusement: Californian exception...I would like to amend "No Californians" to allow the awesome folks in the Jefferson Sate movement. They understand. :-)


Aye.
 
2012-12-23 05:43:55 PM  
Oregon should have done that decades ago.
 
2012-12-23 05:44:39 PM  

nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT


Because you won't get your friends home.
 
2012-12-23 05:46:24 PM  

eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.


It doesn't work that way, if only because Califorians don't go home when they're done visiting.
 
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