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2012-12-22 12:39:12 PM  
We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)
 
2012-12-22 12:41:41 PM  
Only ironic if you believe the myth of the "No Irish" signs.
 
2012-12-22 12:43:04 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)


said ALASKAN Yoda...
You sir, are the FLYNAVY of Oregon!
Seriously, I can't wait for more Californian to flee the state. I need some elbow room.
 
2012-12-22 12:43:34 PM  
it's difficult to get Ireland to agree to send someone to another country due to alleged criminal activity

news.bbc.co.uk

Huh. Didn't used to be.
did not know whether Cavell's deportation was linked to his April conviction in a Dublin court on charges relating to indoor marijuana growing

Jesus H. Christ.
 
2012-12-22 12:44:45 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)


Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
 
2012-12-22 12:45:59 PM  
So... they deported a single crime suspect, and that's the basis for the blocking-all-Californians joke.

Kinda lame.

One might even say, a bunch of blarney.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses!
 
2012-12-22 12:46:24 PM  
Should've done this through Bain Capitol, then they could run for congress.
 
2012-12-22 12:46:54 PM  

gerbilpox: So... they deported a single crime suspect, and that's the basis for the blocking-all-Californians joke.

Kinda lame.

One might even say, a bunch of blarney.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses!


just the tip?
 
2012-12-22 12:52:38 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Only ironic if you believe the myth of the "No Irish" signs.


0/10
 
2012-12-22 12:54:20 PM  

brimed03: Shadow Blasko: Only ironic if you believe the myth of the "No Irish" signs.

0/10


Yea, those lasted about as long as it took the Irish to fill out the job applications at the police station
 
2012-12-22 12:57:03 PM  
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Makes sense.

/stupid baby kidnapping plot = worst. episodes. evar.
 
2012-12-22 01:01:38 PM  
Like, I'm half Irish!
 
2012-12-22 01:02:44 PM  
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NO WAY BRA!!!
 
2012-12-22 01:03:13 PM  

nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT


Colorado too...
 
2012-12-22 01:04:09 PM  

" He will be brought here from Chicago, where he was arrested, via the air transport system of the U.S. Marshals Service, called "Conair," which operates on its own schedule."


And tell me now how do I live without him? I want to know. How do I breathe without him? If he ever goes, how do I ever, ever survive? How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?


img2-3.timeinc.net


/Put... the bunny... back... in the box.

 
2012-12-22 01:05:07 PM  

Martonio: NO WAY BRA!!!


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....what are you doooooooooing.... Stuart?
 
2012-12-22 01:06:33 PM  
Last time I went to Norway to visit the family, I actually saw a sign, in English, that said "Norwegians go home!" in the area of the Russian/Norwegian border. The person who wrote it obviously did not realize they had posted it on Norwegian soil, and had therefore crossed a border illegally. So, some smartass Norwegian (my favorite kind) had added,  also in English, "We are home. Maybe you should sober up, comrade" at the bottom. Cracked me up.

/Cali girl, but most of the family is in Norway
//they're a different sort out there, just as we are here
 
2012-12-22 01:06:59 PM  
11 comments in and I'm the first one?

<a href="http://imgbox.com/abpX6yzl" target="_blank"><img src="http://t.imgbox.com/abpX6yzl.jpg" alt="image host"/></a>
 
2012-12-22 01:08:00 PM  
WTF? Fark redesign or imgbox redesign? Tried to post a picture the same way I've been doing for years.
 
2012-12-22 01:08:49 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)


Subby should've titled this "Worst Irish Pot" for the 420 club.

Indeed Alaskan Yoda, it's too late. A tribute to the old days..click here for Youtube video.
 
2012-12-22 01:09:18 PM  
OK, here goes...

i.imgbox.com
 
2012-12-22 01:12:17 PM  
We'll take the n*ggers and the ch*ncs, but we don't want the CALIFORNIANS!
 
2012-12-22 01:13:45 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)


I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.
 
2012-12-22 01:13:55 PM  
You can do that?
 
2012-12-22 01:21:07 PM  
Californian exception...I would like to amend "No Californians" to allow the awesome folks in the Jefferson Sate movement. They understand. :-)
 
2012-12-22 01:22:31 PM  

eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.


Same goes for people from Arizona.  There's a reason we call them "zonies" and it isn't entirely because of the name of the state. FFS, people, Cali highways and streets are clogged enough. If you actually hit the speed limit in a major city, consider yourself blessed and do NOT, under ANY circumstances slow down to gawk at the  Bonaventure when you get near downtown Los Angeles, the state capitol in Sacramento or the Transamerica building in SanFran. It's frustrating for those of us who have to,  you know, actually BE somewhere on time on occasion.

/promises to stay out of Arizona
//Oregon is still fair game, but only for Sasquatch hunting vacations with my sis
 
2012-12-22 01:24:29 PM  
pjmedia.com

/needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan
 
2012-12-22 01:25:30 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Last time I went to Norway to visit the family, I actually saw a sign, in English, that said "Norwegians go home!" in the area of the Russian/Norwegian border. The person who wrote it obviously did not realize they had posted it on Norwegian soil, and had therefore crossed a border illegally. So, some smartass Norwegian (my favorite kind) had added,  also in English, "We are home. Maybe you should sober up, comrade" at the bottom. Cracked me up.

/Cali girl, but most of the family is in Norway
//they're a different sort out there, just as we are here


I can't adequately express how proud it makes me that English is the universal language of insult and petty squabbling.
 
2012-12-22 01:28:32 PM  

jjorsett: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Last time I went to Norway to visit the family, I actually saw a sign, in English, that said "Norwegians go home!" in the area of the Russian/Norwegian border. The person who wrote it obviously did not realize they had posted it on Norwegian soil, and had therefore crossed a border illegally. So, some smartass Norwegian (my favorite kind) had added,  also in English, "We are home. Maybe you should sober up, comrade" at the bottom. Cracked me up.

/Cali girl, but most of the family is in Norway
//they're a different sort out there, just as we are here

I can't adequately express how proud it makes me that English is the universal language of insult and petty squabbling.


Hey man, when you're good at it, you're good at it. Why do you think they use it?

/OK, WWII might have had something to do with English being the second language of choice for many countries
//German just sounds so harsh!
 
2012-12-22 01:32:16 PM  

eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.


Oregonian here. I don't like how many people from S. California drive ( far too aggressively, and they can't drive in the snow), BUT we really need their money...

/ it's a dilemma
 
2012-12-22 01:35:24 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.

Oregonian here. I don't like how many people from S. California drive ( far too aggressively, and they can't drive in the snow), BUT we really need their money...

/ it's a dilemma


Simple, declare California its own country, kick all californians out as non-citizens, and find other sources of revenue.
 
2012-12-22 01:42:56 PM  

eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.


Deal? I can't even justify how people drive here (at least w/ a straight face).
 
2012-12-22 01:46:46 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado too...


The best part about Colorado is that we're taking all of their water. Damn, that stuff is tasty. I also enjoy my huge front lawn. I don't do much at all with my back lawn, in fact I hardly even go back there. But, I water the hell out of so that I can have some grass back there in case I need it. Suck it, CO!
 
2012-12-22 01:49:57 PM  
Deported?

www.enemyplanet.com
 
2012-12-22 01:51:23 PM  

remus: Deported?

[www.enemyplanet.com image 640x352]


Probably my favorite joke in a movie that had tons of great ones.
 
2012-12-22 01:52:23 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.

Same goes for people from Arizona.  There's a reason we call them "zonies" and it isn't entirely because of the name of the state. FFS, people, Cali highways and streets are clogged enough. If you actually hit the speed limit in a major city, consider yourself blessed and do NOT, under ANY circumstances slow down to gawk at the  Bonaventure when you get near downtown Los Angeles, the state capitol in Sacramento or the Transamerica building in SanFran. It's frustrating for those of us who have to,  you know, actually BE somewhere on time on occasion.

/promises to stay out of Arizona
//Oregon is still fair game, but only for Sasquatch hunting vacations with my sis


You mean the interstate freeways? Stay off of those and you won't have to biatch and whine about people from out-of-state driving on the interstate.

/Makes just as much sense as your complaint.
//California (Arizona, too, for good measure) should be repatriated to Mexico, but on the condition they take the Californians, too
 
2012-12-22 01:54:26 PM  

Amusement: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Subby should've titled this "Worst Irish Pot" for the 420 club.

Indeed Alaskan Yoda, it's too late. A tribute to the old days..click here for Youtube video.


Thx for the nostalgia, though now I want a micro beer, but it's still too early. (Going to have to show the YouTube clip for my uncle, he'll get a kick out of it).
 
2012-12-22 02:29:52 PM  

jjorsett: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Last time I went to Norway to visit the family, I actually saw a sign, in English, that said "Norwegians go home!" in the area of the Russian/Norwegian border. The person who wrote it obviously did not realize they had posted it on Norwegian soil, and had therefore crossed a border illegally. So, some smartass Norwegian (my favorite kind) had added,  also in English, "We are home. Maybe you should sober up, comrade" at the bottom. Cracked me up.

/Cali girl, but most of the family is in Norway
//they're a different sort out there, just as we are here

I can't adequately express how proud it makes me that English is the universal language of insult and petty squabbling.


It used to be Yiddish.
 
2012-12-22 02:32:56 PM  

jjorsett:

I can't adequately express how proud it makes me that English is the universal language of insult and petty squabbling.


I knew two Japanese nationals who were attending my local state University. They were a M/F couple and were involved in a romantic relationship and living together. They spoke Japanese at home... except when they argued, because the female half of the couple said to me "Japanese is too polite. English is a more useful language for expressing anger and frustration, and for hurling insults."

/TMYK
 
2012-12-22 02:47:52 PM  
I cannot believe anyone would invest with a company named after the Loomis family, it used to be people named Loomis that were not criminals would change their names to avoid the presumption of guilt. Link
 
2012-12-22 02:55:16 PM  

Mandapants: jjorsett:

I can't adequately express how proud it makes me that English is the universal language of insult and petty squabbling.

I knew two Japanese nationals who were attending my local state University. They were a M/F couple and were involved in a romantic relationship and living together. They spoke Japanese at home... except when they argued, because the female half of the couple said to me "Japanese is too polite. English is a more useful language for expressing anger and frustration, and for hurling insults."

/TMYK


Apparently they won't say "no" even when it's the most obvious answer. "Is there a flight from here to there?" "Well, let me see" and lots of clicking is there way of screaming at you NO THERE ISN'T, MORON but a foreigner won't get it.
 
2012-12-22 02:55:32 PM  

remus: Deported?

[www.enemyplanet.com image 640x352]


Summinumbiatch farging iceholes
 
2012-12-22 03:14:46 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: now I want a micro beer, but it's still too early.


Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, if it's only a micro beer, how drunk could you get? Aren't they only 3 or 4 oz.?

pokerfraudalert.com
 
2012-12-22 03:15:01 PM  

Kit Fister: /needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan


OK, we will keep our money at home too, good luck!
 
2012-12-22 03:20:05 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Only ironic if you believe the myth of the "No Irish" signs.


And the sign said "Red-haired Irish people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh
 
2012-12-22 03:21:04 PM  
From California, huh? The goats in Ireland can't supply enough urine to keep up with the all the Californians who want Coors.
 
2012-12-22 03:22:48 PM  

Mandapants: jjorsett:

I can't adequately express how proud it makes me that English is the universal language of insult and petty squabbling.

I knew two Japanese nationals who were attending my local state University. They were a M/F couple and were involved in a romantic relationship and living together. They spoke Japanese at home... except when they argued, because the female half of the couple said to me "Japanese is too polite. English is a more useful language for expressing anger and frustration, and for hurling insults."

/TMYK


Then why do people speaking Japanese in movies always sound like every word is an insult?
 
2012-12-22 03:34:05 PM  

Kit Fister: needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan


The FIBS (Farking Illinois B*sterds) are a huge annoyance here in Wisconsin. Seriously, some the rudest a**holes in the country. They drive like maniacs, and the way they act like they are superior is insufferable. On the good side, they leave millions of dollars a year in the state in speeding tickets alone.

Pro tip: you will get a ticket in our state if you drive twenty miles over the speed limit.
 
2012-12-22 03:39:16 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado too...


x2
 
2012-12-22 03:44:11 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Then why do people speaking Japanese in movies always sound like every word is an insult?


Because whilst Japanese is not a good language for making insults, it is nigh peerless in its capacity for perceiving insults.
 
2012-12-22 03:49:49 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Only ironic if you believe the myth of the "No Irish" signs.


Or if you've heard this song.
 
2012-12-22 03:52:13 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado too...

The best part about Colorado is that we're taking all of their water. Damn, that stuff is tasty. I also enjoy my huge front lawn. I don't do much at all with my back lawn, in fact I hardly even go back there. But, I water the hell out of so that I can have some grass back there in case I need it. Suck it, CO!


Wow, this pretty much sums up what I came in here to say.

Annoying CA's have always infected the pacific northwest. I grew up in northern Idaho. We'd always make fun of CA's as they drove their Hummers into the ditch after the first snowfall.

Now they are in CO, (where I live now) and pretty much do the same thing.

Please, stay in CA.
 
2012-12-22 04:04:21 PM  
Jon Corzine strikes Ireland off the list. How do they choose to enforce these laws ?

Link
 
2012-12-22 04:04:55 PM  

chitownmike: Kit Fister: /needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan

OK, we will keep our money at home too, good luck!


Great, now I don't have to pay 50% more in rent during the summer because of you farkwits!
 
2012-12-22 04:06:59 PM  

BigBooper: Kit Fister: needs one that says "no Chicagoans" for Michigan

The FIBS (Farking Illinois B*sterds) are a huge annoyance here in Wisconsin. Seriously, some the rudest a**holes in the country. They drive like maniacs, and the way they act like they are superior is insufferable. On the good side, they leave millions of dollars a year in the state in speeding tickets alone.

Pro tip: you will get a ticket in our state if you drive twenty miles over the speed limit.


After almost getting run off the road several times by them, and having them trash a bunch of beaches and places around here...They can keep their money, just stay the fark away from us.
 
2012-12-22 04:44:01 PM  

nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT


Yet many Californian's don't! We thank you for not infecting the Pacific Northwest with your sickness but we're raging against the ones that do.
 
2012-12-22 06:08:06 PM  
Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation. I've lived nearly my entire life in different touristy areas. Yosemite, Hawaii, downtown SF and now I'm just a few blocks away from Cannery Row in Monterey. All tourists suck. Quit biatching about it and accept the money they leave in your community.

Don't worry, I'm not moving to your crappy state.
 
2012-12-22 06:38:05 PM  

crotchgrabber: All tourists suck


Nah, 90% of tourists are nice, polite folks just doing their thing. Maybe there is a longer wait at the restaurant or their sheer numbers make it a pain in the ass to drive.

9% are annoying, but not really egregious. Pedestrians still crossing when DON'T WALK is on, people walking 5 abreast down the sidewalk, that sort of thing.

1% are complete douchenobs. Unfortunately, those are the ones you remember.
 
2012-12-22 06:41:02 PM  

crotchgrabber: Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation.


Not really. I had a local bartender in Key West invite me and a friend to the place where he tended bar after a nice conversation and a few beers at a locals only type bar, the kind with bikes and scooters out front and dogs and their people inside. Perhaps he liked the fact that i also bought a beer for his dog was a factor. Just because one is a tourist does not mean one has to act like one. We did do a couple of  touristy things though, rode the tram and visited the conch breeding center and the sea turtle rescue.
/my .02
 
2012-12-22 07:14:21 PM  

alienated: crotchgrabber: Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation.

Not really. I had a local bartender in Key West invite me and a friend to the place where he tended bar after a nice conversation and a few beers at a locals only type bar, the kind with bikes and scooters out front and dogs and their people inside. Perhaps he liked the fact that i also bought a beer for his dog was a factor. Just because one is a tourist does not mean one has to act like one. We did do a couple of  touristy things though, rode the tram and visited the conch breeding center and the sea turtle rescue.
/my .02


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-22 07:36:18 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado Every state in the union, too...


/FTFY
//Spent several years in Oregon/Washington so I'm getting a kick.
 
2012-12-22 07:56:25 PM  

Krieghund: crotchgrabber: All tourists suck

Nah, 90% of tourists are nice, polite folks just doing their thing. Maybe there is a longer wait at the restaurant or their sheer numbers make it a pain in the ass to drive.

9% are annoying, but not really egregious. Pedestrians still crossing when DON'T WALK is on, people walking 5 abreast down the sidewalk, that sort of thing.

1% are complete douchenobs. Unfortunately, those are the ones you remember.


Hint: If you're a tourist, and people are being rude to you, it's because you're being rude to them, whether you know it or not.

I never ran into any problems when I visited the UK, and even in Wisconsin and Michigan people have been friendly. I tend to prefer Michigan, though, due to family and also that Michigan sets reasonable speed limits. As a general rule, a road that would have a speed limit of 45 in Illinois would be 50 in Michigan and 35 or sometimes even 30 in Wisconsin. Since I like driving the back roads, that makes a huge difference, especially in towns.

/FIB
//not a FISHTAB (Farking Illinois Shiathead Towing A Boat)
 
2012-12-22 08:01:48 PM  

Krieghund: crotchgrabber: All tourists suck

Nah, 90% of tourists are nice, polite folks just doing their thing. Maybe there is a longer wait at the restaurant or their sheer numbers make it a pain in the ass to drive.

9% are annoying, but not really egregious. Pedestrians still crossing when DON'T WALK is on, people walking 5 abreast down the sidewalk, that sort of thing.

1% are complete douchenobs. Unfortunately, those are the ones you remember.


That sounds about right.

/ percentage probably applies to the general population as well...
 
2012-12-22 09:43:13 PM  
If we Las Vegans could just ban them from driving in Vegas, I wouldn't mind them so much. Everytime I want to yell at a drive, I see that Cali license plate.
 
2012-12-22 10:18:08 PM  
Mandapants:
[img.photobucket.com image 463x346]

Relax- i bought the man a beer, he let the dog have about 1/3 cup in a bowl on the floor.And yes, they do have bowls on the floor at that bar, at least they did. She was a happy dog. I dont advocate giving beer to dogs more than a small amount, by the by.
 
2012-12-22 11:51:06 PM  
Reminds me of my yearly St. Patrick's Day toast... "Fark the Irish":.
 
2012-12-23 12:00:40 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: //Oregon is still fair game, but only for Sasquatch hunting vacations with my sis


Let me know when you find one. My Sasquatch hunting has led to slim results. Well, next to none. Er, none.

But I keep trying. Gives me an excuse to get out of town.

Where ya goin'?
Hunting Sasquatch.
Get outta here.
Ok.
 
2012-12-23 02:20:15 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Colorado too...

The best part about Colorado is that we're taking all of their water. Damn, that stuff is tasty. I also enjoy my huge front lawn. I don't do much at all with my back lawn, in fact I hardly even go back there. But, I water the hell out of so that I can have some grass back there in case I need it. Suck it, CO!


You don't know it, but I'm impotently shaking a fist at you.

Disregard, turns out I'm just really, really drunk
 
2012-12-23 04:52:09 AM  

Mandapants: alienated: crotchgrabber: Here's a tip... All tourists, no matter where you are, or where they are from, are assholes. It's what you do on vacation.

Not really. I had a local bartender in Key West invite me and a friend to the place where he tended bar after a nice conversation and a few beers at a locals only type bar, the kind with bikes and scooters out front and dogs and their people inside. Perhaps he liked the fact that i also bought a beer for his dog was a factor. Just because one is a tourist does not mean one has to act like one. We did do a couple of  touristy things though, rode the tram and visited the conch breeding center and the sea turtle rescue.
/my .02

[img.photobucket.com image 463x346]


What about it?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-23 11:20:34 AM  
The area in northern Montana where my dad bought a place if full of retired Californians. The regular locals don't like them because they fear they will want to change things. The locals who own property and businesses LOVE them because they have money and pay their bills.
 
2012-12-23 12:14:19 PM  

Amusement: Californian exception...I would like to amend "No Californians" to allow the awesome folks in the Jefferson Sate movement. They understand. :-)


Aye.
 
2012-12-23 05:43:55 PM  
Oregon should have done that decades ago.
 
2012-12-23 05:44:39 PM  

nicoffeine: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

Get over yourselves.

Oooh, stay out of Washington.
Oooh, stay out of Oregon.
Oooh, stay out of Idaho.

I DO AND YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT


Because you won't get your friends home.
 
2012-12-23 05:46:24 PM  

eddie van heinous: Alaskan Yoda: We need more of these on the Oregon border to keep 'em out (not that it's working)

I promise not to move to Oregon if you promise not to drive in California.


It doesn't work that way, if only because Califorians don't go home when they're done visiting.
 
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