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(Click2Houston)   Lady conveniently calls 911 to report a gunman at a Houston movie theater, while armed robbers are just down the street making a grab and go at Jared. Awwwwww, they went to Jared   ( divider line
    More: Scary, jewelry stores, Willowbrook, HPD, Sandy Hook  
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9174 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2012 at 2:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-22 02:11:50 PM  
8 votes:
2012-12-22 06:04:23 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: Jared - The Galleria Of Jewelry.

/It's the jewelry store with a picture of a strip mall on its logo.

"The Galleria?"
2012-12-22 02:47:57 PM  
1 vote:

NateAsbestos: PiffMan420: Skr: Gah f'ing "IT CAN ONLY BE JARED" jiggle. Anyways, I hear of this type of subterfuge often, the perps are usually stupid enough to place the 911 call from a traceable phone though.

Just use a disposable phone. Place the call, wipe your prints, toss the phone into a river and watch the lulz ensue.

You want a serious farking distraction to commit a crime, calling in an active shooter or a hostage situation at a public place during the holidays will do it.

Or a pay phone.

A what?
Rat [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 02:39:44 PM  
1 vote:
Remember folks, Jared is posted 30.06 in Texas, and that means its a gun free zone. You can see the sign on the front window. Gun free zone means easy pickins.

2012-12-22 02:14:36 PM  
1 vote:
Good.  Jared deserves it for making those gag-inducing commercials.
2012-12-22 02:07:24 PM  
1 vote:
Burn Notice does this kind of stuff all the time. Doubtful the thieves came up with it on their own.
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