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(Click2Houston)   Lady conveniently calls 911 to report a gunman at a Houston movie theater, while armed robbers are just down the street making a grab and go at Jared. Awwwwww, they went to Jared   (click2houston.com) divider line 64
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2012-12-22 06:04:23 PM

King Something: Jared - The Galleria Of Jewelry.

/It's the jewelry store with a picture of a strip mall on its logo.


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"The Galleria?"
 
2012-12-22 06:12:03 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: BeerGraduate: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I've been to Jared with my girlfriend. The sales people are pushy. But the complimentary hot chocolate is worth the trip.

So you're saying a good hot chocolate is worth the shove?

I forgot to mention we didn't buy anything there. She was just lookin'. I was just enjoyin' my hot chocolate.


Never been there myself. My name being Jared it's a given that I would have a disdain for the place.

/driving and hearing that jingle come out of nowhere can be unsettling
 
2012-12-22 06:36:02 PM

NarrMaster: King Something: Jared - The Galleria Of Jewelry.

/It's the jewelry store with a picture of a strip mall on its logo.

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"The Galleria?"


It's amazing how much older Patrick Stewart looks now.
 
2012-12-22 06:51:03 PM

JohnAnnArbor: NateAsbestos: PiffMan420: Skr: Gah f'ing "IT CAN ONLY BE JARED" jiggle. Anyways, I hear of this type of subterfuge often, the perps are usually stupid enough to place the 911 call from a traceable phone though.

Just use a disposable phone. Place the call, wipe your prints, toss the phone into a river and watch the lulz ensue.

You want a serious farking distraction to commit a crime, calling in an active shooter or a hostage situation at a public place during the holidays will do it.

Or a pay phone.

A what?


It's like a communal mobile phone, only fixed in place, so the cops can pull local surveillance camera footage and see who made the call.
 
2012-12-22 07:53:27 PM
Anyone who buys jewelry at a store named after a famous formerly fat fark should kill themselves.
 
2012-12-22 09:32:56 PM
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2012-12-22 10:13:35 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Sneakytoes: Good.  Jared deserves it for making those gag-inducing commercials.

I haven't had cable TV for roughly 3 years now, but those commercials left some permanent scarring in my brain...


Do you feel better for fitting that in? We're all suitably impressed, fear not. But go ahead now and simultaneously backtrack and proclaim how you don't care if we are / are not impressed.
 
2012-12-22 10:33:42 PM
Wow. Looks like Texas' gun fetishing ways did no good in this case.

/too bad the ITG squad wasn't there for the takedown
 
2012-12-22 10:47:43 PM
Jared deserved it after encouraging everyone to get aides.
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2012-12-23 12:29:31 AM

JohnAnnArbor: A what?


Clever. I have never seen that one before.
 
2012-12-23 12:40:49 AM

fredklein: It's like a communal mobile phone, only fixed in place, so the cops can pull local surveillance camera footage and see who made the call.


So you think all pay phones have cameras on them? Maybe in the UK but not here.
 
2012-12-23 01:15:32 AM
fark Jared. Those commercials need to eat shiat and die.
 
2012-12-23 11:27:29 AM

saturn badger: fredklein: It's like a communal mobile phone, only fixed in place, so the cops can pull local surveillance camera footage and see who made the call.

So you think all pay phones have cameras on them? Maybe in the UK but not here.


Never said that. But the store the payphone is in front of might have cameras. And then there's the local traffic cam, etc.
 
2012-12-23 12:55:14 PM

Jarhead_h: [ibankcoin.com image 625x352]

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Nice. I am really missing that show! They announced a new season coming in January. Of course I tend to see Waltin Goggins (sp?) as "Shane" from The Shield. Damn that was a great show that ended just right.
 
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