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(Daily Mail)   Stephanie Seymour is now all alone at the top of the leader board as the hottest 44-year-old on the planet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2012-12-22 11:06:49 AM
She's nice, but I'm concerned that the photographer's camera has glaucoma or something.
 
2012-12-22 11:18:06 AM
Her son agrees.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-22 11:20:02 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA subby...

why is she disgusting?

a- awful boob job
b- dumb as bricks
c- 20 year old irremovable layer of Axl Rose brand mayonnaise
d- all of the above
 
2012-12-22 11:24:32 AM

jeanwearinfool: Her son agrees.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 409x594]


MILF
 
2012-12-22 11:26:09 AM

jeanwearinfool: Her son agrees.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 409x594]


All I wanted to say.

Look, I know they laughed it off, the son says he's gay, and I get that a lot of families might be a lot more touchy-feely than mine ever was. But that's just--eww.
s019.radikal.ru
 
ecl
2012-12-22 11:28:36 AM
apps.lifelounge.com
 
ecl
2012-12-22 11:31:14 AM
files.octavarius.com
theworldsbestever.com
 
2012-12-22 11:31:57 AM

cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay


So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-22 11:33:30 AM
Blurry like a sexy Bigfoot.
 
ecl
2012-12-22 11:38:54 AM

Brick-House: cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay

So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]


What could possibly be happening in that picture to make it ok?
 
Skr
2012-12-22 11:39:38 AM
Blur, the po' man's photoshop.
Nice looking in other pics, but the pictures with the kid scream Alicia Silverstone levels of creepy.
 
2012-12-22 11:47:56 AM
So, doing your mom is OK when she's hot... right?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-22 12:00:13 PM

Brick-House: cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay

So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.


When I look into Mom's eyes, I can see a love restrained.

/From a previous Stephanie Seymour thread.
//I cannot take credit.
 
2012-12-22 12:04:47 PM

ecl: Brick-House: cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay

So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]

What could possibly be happening in that picture to make it ok?


He's trying out for QB on the junior varsity team and she's helping him practice some snaps?
 
ecl
2012-12-22 12:10:22 PM

Crudbucket: ecl: Brick-House: cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay

So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]

What could possibly be happening in that picture to make it ok?

He's trying out for QB on the junior varsity team and she's helping him practice some snaps?


The QB rubs his dick on the centers ass?
 
2012-12-22 12:12:32 PM

ecl: Crudbucket: ecl: Brick-House: cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay

So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]

What could possibly be happening in that picture to make it ok?

He's trying out for QB on the junior varsity team and she's helping him practice some snaps?

The QB rubs his dick on the centers ass?


How else do you expect to go from tight end to wide receiver?
 
2012-12-22 12:12:34 PM

matthew_tray: When I look into Mom's eyes, I can see a love restrained.


So Bondage then...

www.iwanttobeabattaglia.com
 
2012-12-22 12:24:44 PM

cryinoutloud: jeanwearinfool: Her son agrees.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 409x594]

All I wanted to say.

Look, I know they laughed it off, the son says he's gay, and I get that a lot of families might be a lot more touchy-feely than mine ever was. But that's just--eww.
[s019.radikal.ru image 367x525]


So that's how it is in their family.
 
2012-12-22 12:34:27 PM
lebeauleblog.files.wordpress.com
Like where this thread is heading
 
2012-12-22 12:40:50 PM
She had it goin on back in the day

i204.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-22 12:45:56 PM

John Nash: She had it goin on back in the day

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I'd still hit it, but I'm not taking any sloppy seconds from her kid.
 
2012-12-22 01:09:08 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The teenage son of supermodel Stephanie Seymour and billionaire paper magnate Peter Brant has been forced to apologise after posting a comment on the Internet saying he planned to kill President Obama.

Peter Brant II made the grovelling apology after uploading a screen grab of an inflammatory text message conversation between him and a friend following President Obama's election victory

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-22 01:09:33 PM
Salma Hayek. Period.
 
2012-12-22 01:20:56 PM

tomerson: Salma Hayek's Period.


Bloody hell
 
2012-12-22 01:31:37 PM
So one of my dream threesomes with Stephanie Seymour and Cindy Crawford is still alive. Damn they both look awesome for their age. And I don't care that Seymour might have the Axl Rose cooties.
 
2012-12-22 01:35:57 PM

Brick-House: cryinoutloud: the son says he's gay

So I guess she let him put it in her pooper to make him feel more comfortable.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]


www.zgeek.com
 
2012-12-22 01:40:14 PM

Haliburton Cummings: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA subby...

why is she disgusting?

a- awful boob job
b- dumb as bricks
c- 20 year old irremovable layer of Axl Rose brand mayonnaise
d- all of the above


There's always one wimmen-hatin' asshole in these threads. Always at least one.
 
2012-12-22 01:43:46 PM
My first thought after readng the headline was: "Holy crap she must have been 3 when Live and Let Die came out." Then I realized I had mixed up my hot Seymours.
 
2012-12-22 01:49:52 PM
Stephanie Seymour is now all alone at the top of the leader board as the hottest 44-year-old on the planet

A Challenger Appears!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-22 01:57:49 PM
Never heard of her. But okay.

The son lovin' is kinda weird. Dial it back, Incesticles.
 
2012-12-22 02:01:07 PM

cryinoutloud: jeanwearinfool: Her son agrees.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 409x594]

All I wanted to say.

Look, I know they laughed it off, the son says he's gay, and I get that a lot of families might be a lot more touchy-feely than mine ever was. But that's just--eww.
[s019.radikal.ru image 367x525]


OK, the kiss alone would be inappropriate. But you could say, "the camera captured a quick peck at the worse moment".

But he's grabbing his mom's boob. That's messed up. One does not accidentally reach around and cusp one's hand around one's mom's boob.
 
2012-12-22 02:07:07 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Stephanie Seymour is now all alone at the top of the leader board as the hottest 44-year-old on the planet

A Challenger Appears!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


That's not current Ashley Judd, so you fail. She has puffed quite a lot. I'll still do her and lick her feet as if she was a goddess, but Seymour is just something else.

And regarding the pics with her son, if my mom was that hot, I'd do her too.
 
2012-12-22 02:07:12 PM

Brick-House: The teenage son of supermodel Stephanie Seymour and billionaire paper magnate Peter Brant has been forced to apologise after posting a comment on the Internet saying he planned to kill President Obama.


He's just worried about losing money he earned through hard work and sacrifice.
 
2012-12-22 02:25:24 PM
CSB

Long ago I was dating a girl whose father was dating Linda Evangelista's mom. This a couple years before she got really famous. She and Stephanie Seymore were really good friends at the time and they were always hanging out and always at my girlfriend's dad's beach house. Stephanie Seymore was otherworldly gorgeous back then I think she was about 17-18 at the time. I don't think I ever left my girlfriend's house. Believe it or not they were both really sweet.

/CSB
 
2012-12-22 02:34:11 PM
Alyssa Milano
Diane Lane
Heather Graham (soon)

Would take.
 
2012-12-22 02:53:16 PM

titwrench: CSB

Long ago I was dating a girl whose father was dating Linda Evangelista's mom. This a couple years before she got really famous. She and Stephanie Seymore were really good friends at the time and they were always hanging out and always at my girlfriend's dad's beach house. Stephanie Seymore was otherworldly gorgeous back then I think she was about 17-18 at the time. I don't think I ever left my girlfriend's house. Believe it or not they were both really sweet.

/CSB


Yeah, but checking out your son's boner and letting him dry hump you in the surf is a bit much.
 
2012-12-22 03:26:25 PM
I like how they reused the same three photos 19 times in the article to make it seem like they had a whole roll of shots.

/She does appear to have a nice body, though I wouldn't want to have to beat off her son to get to her.
 
2012-12-22 03:35:30 PM

Lochsteppe: I like how they reused the same three photos 19 times in the article to make it seem like they had a whole roll of shots.

/She does appear to have a nice body, though I wouldn't want to have to beat off her son to get to her.


Um...no pun intended?
 
2012-12-22 03:36:54 PM

Brick-House: titwrench: CSB

Long ago I was dating a girl whose father was dating Linda Evangelista's mom. This a couple years before she got really famous. She and Stephanie Seymore were really good friends at the time and they were always hanging out and always at my girlfriend's dad's beach house. Stephanie Seymore was otherworldly gorgeous back then I think she was about 17-18 at the time. I don't think I ever left my girlfriend's house. Believe it or not they were both really sweet.

/CSB

Yeah, but checking out your son's boner and letting him dry hump you in the surf is a bit much.


She's trying to cure him of The Gay.
 
2012-12-22 03:45:10 PM

Son of Thunder: Brick-House: titwrench: CSB

Long ago I was dating a girl whose father was dating Linda Evangelista's mom. This a couple years before she got really famous. She and Stephanie Seymore were really good friends at the time and they were always hanging out and always at my girlfriend's dad's beach house. Stephanie Seymore was otherworldly gorgeous back then I think she was about 17-18 at the time. I don't think I ever left my girlfriend's house. Believe it or not they were both really sweet.

/CSB

Yeah, but checking out your son's boner and letting him dry hump you in the surf is a bit much.

She's trying to cure him of The Gay.


She's a sick twist, all right.
/She speaks highly of you.
//Yeah, well, you stick by your family.
 
2012-12-22 03:55:03 PM

born_yesterday: Lochsteppe: I like how they reused the same three photos 19 times in the article to make it seem like they had a whole roll of shots.

/She does appear to have a nice body, though I wouldn't want to have to beat off her son to get to her.

Um...no pun intended?


I'm not about to break Fark's No Puns Allowed policy! What an enormous boner that would be!
 
2012-12-22 04:04:29 PM

titwrench: CSB

Long ago I was dating a girl whose father was dating Linda Evangelista's mom. This a couple years before she got really famous. She and Stephanie Seymore were really good friends at the time and they were always hanging out and always at my girlfriend's dad's beach house. Stephanie Seymore was otherworldly gorgeous back then I think she was about 17-18 at the time. I don't think I ever left my girlfriend's house. Believe it or not they were both really sweet.

/CSB


By the age of 17, she had already been living with sleazy Elite agency owner John Casablancas for two years. Sad and creepy. What sort of parents did she have that allowed it, and would she let her own daughter run off at age 15 to live with a 40+year old playboy?

/if I could have the choice to look like anyone, it would be her
 
2012-12-22 04:13:57 PM
Only until July 24, subby. Click picture for a LOT more.

images.hotcelebshome.com
 
2012-12-22 04:14:51 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Haliburton Cummings: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA subby...

why is she disgusting?

a- awful boob job
b- dumb as bricks
c- 20 year old irremovable layer of Axl Rose brand mayonnaise
d- all of the above

There's always one wimmen-hatin' asshole in these threads. Always at least one.


0/10

i don't hate "wimmin", i hate idiots. she is a plastic idiot.
moreover, a gold diggin idiot that pretends to be a "supermodel".. what did she do last? what is her big claim to fame?
OH RIGHT HIGGS BOSON!!!

and you sound like a man hater.

do everyone a fave;
go get some d cell batteries and shake some of that sand outta the centre of the universe why don't ya.

/you sound fat.
 
2012-12-22 04:22:47 PM

Haliburton Cummings: Rubber Biscuit: Haliburton Cummings: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA subby...

why is she disgusting?

a- awful boob job
b- dumb as bricks
c- 20 year old irremovable layer of Axl Rose brand mayonnaise
d- all of the above

There's always one wimmen-hatin' asshole in these threads. Always at least one.

0/10

i don't hate "wimmin", i hate idiots. she is a plastic idiot.
moreover, a gold diggin idiot that pretends to be a "supermodel".. what did she do last? what is her big claim to fame?
OH RIGHT HIGGS BOSON!!!

and you sound like a man hater.

do everyone a fave;
go get some d cell batteries and shake some of that sand outta the centre of the universe why don't ya.

/you sound fat.


Your comment makes you sound like you have Down's Syndrome. If this is the case, I apologize.
 
2012-12-22 04:33:12 PM

born_yesterday: cryinoutloud: jeanwearinfool: Her son agrees.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 409x594]

All I wanted to say.

Look, I know they laughed it off, the son says he's gay, and I get that a lot of families might be a lot more touchy-feely than mine ever was. But that's just--eww.
[s019.radikal.ru image 367x525]

OK, the kiss alone would be inappropriate. But you could say, "the camera captured a quick peck at the worse moment".

But he's grabbing his mom's boob. That's messed up. One does not accidentally reach around and cusp one's hand around one's mom's boob.


Not with ten thousand Oedipuses could you do it, it is folly!

/Oedipae?
 
2012-12-22 04:33:47 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Haliburton Cummings: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA subby...

why is she disgusting?

a- awful boob job
b- dumb as bricks
c- 20 year old irremovable layer of Axl Rose brand mayonnaise
d- all of the above

There's always one wimmen-hatin' asshole in these threads. Always at least one.


Doesn't mean he's wrong.

There's a lot more (& better) "classic" supermodels out there to fantasize about. Like, say, Paulina Porizkova. Smart, has aged well, still married, and has real boobs.
 
2012-12-22 05:19:32 PM
I for one do not care about her morals or if she is crazy.

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2012-12-22 05:49:03 PM
Jesus H. Christ
 
2012-12-22 05:54:36 PM
Too hot to be part of the human species. Geezus.
 
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