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(Some Guy)   Marijuana lowers your sperm count. It's all part of God's plan to keep hipsters from reproducing. Pot kills most of the swimmers, and skinny jeans suffocate the rest   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, High Times, secondhand smoke, insurance fraud  
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3908 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2012 at 2:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-22 02:15:39 PM  
4 votes:
Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.
2012-12-22 03:53:44 PM  
2 votes:
Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.
2012-12-22 03:45:31 PM  
2 votes:


//only 9 of the 11 are biologically his
///possibly has 2 more kids who are not considered by his estate
2012-12-22 03:16:51 PM  
2 votes:
FTA : If marijuana is going to be legal, it should be limited to use in the home

I dont have a golf course in my home, wiseguy.
2012-12-22 02:16:17 PM  
2 votes:

Everyday smoker for 15 years, still have supersperm.
2012-12-22 06:22:10 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: D_Evans45:  Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.

That's pretty incredible, considering I've never said anything of that nature. I welcome you to quote me as saying that.

I dont have the time to cherry pick past threads for specific quotes. Your existing quotes in this thread already show us your mentality. "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless." Also, you are a grown man and you adore My Little Pony. You deserve as much of my time as the evangelist Mormons did this morning, i.e. none.

/Your img-fu is terrible by the way
2012-12-22 06:00:37 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.

To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks. And there would be My Little Pony involved. Basically, a trainwreck.
2012-12-22 04:36:39 PM  
1 vote:

Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.

Is it jenkem? Please let it be jenkem.
2012-12-22 03:26:28 PM  
1 vote:
Cool-/ have enough kids.
2012-12-22 03:23:52 PM  
1 vote:

Communist_Manifesto: Your blog sucks

2012-12-22 02:55:29 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: That article was too long for a stoner to have written. Guy must be buying some weak shiat.

The guy thinks that weed sets off smoke detectors. It's safe to say he's never even SEEN weed, let alone smoked it.
2012-12-22 02:34:42 PM  
1 vote:
Calling people hipsters is so hipster :/
2012-12-22 02:31:50 PM  
1 vote:
I like pot,
Pot, Pot, Pot,
It goes down,
Into My Lungs,
Oh! We're, on the air?
2012-12-22 02:19:44 PM  
1 vote:

mooseyfate: Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.

On the plus side; she gets the next one free.

/ I keed, I keed
2012-12-22 02:18:09 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like subby has a problem with other people's fun time.
2012-12-22 12:36:08 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-22 12:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
Exploding Unicorn?
2012-12-22 10:32:06 AM  
1 vote:
Achievement unlocked!
2012-12-22 10:29:06 AM  
1 vote:
For The WIN!
2012-12-22 08:14:51 AM  
1 vote:
Its also a natural male contraceptive with pleasant side effects? Neat!
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