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(Some Guy)   Marijuana lowers your sperm count. It's all part of God's plan to keep hipsters from reproducing. Pot kills most of the swimmers, and skinny jeans suffocate the rest   (explodingunicorn.blogspot.com) divider line 173
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2012-12-22 04:36:39 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.


Is it jenkem? Please let it be jenkem.
 
2012-12-22 04:57:28 PM
That marijuana lowers your sperm count was a big deal back in the late 70's, the schools made you memorize that for a health class answer in Virginia. Of course, that simple statement was blown up into "If you smoke weed you will be sterile and never be able to have children and if you do they will have birth defects", which we could all see was nonsense by all the stoner chicks getting pregnant and all of them having normal kids.
 
2012-12-22 04:59:37 PM
There is zero truth to this appealing myth.

Seriously. Think about it. Hippies have just as many kids as everyone else.
 
2012-12-22 04:59:37 PM
Did anyone see a giant Oreo?  Im hungry..
 
2012-12-22 05:13:32 PM
Had a GF who went to the doctor because she randomly started lactating. The doc told her it was because she smoked pot. I told her to get a new doctor.
 
2012-12-22 05:20:06 PM
That's Darwinism, babies.
 
2012-12-22 05:24:00 PM
blog.nj.com
 
2012-12-22 05:25:10 PM
DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.
 
2012-12-22 05:28:27 PM

bigsmellypenis: So, how do they equate smoking weed with being a hipster? I suppose a large portion of the rap community are hipsters too, according to this logic?



Hipsters are the Apple toting, ideal espousing, questionable-clothing-having liberals right? In over a decade of everyday, sun-up/sun-down pot use in California, I got high with countless potheads. Maybe a dozen of these people could fall into that category.

Hipsters are much more likely to be straight edge. If they drink, it's probably a couple beers on a Friday night. They will sneer at you because you arent drinking what they are drinking, and wearing normal clothes. Ugh, you're getting high? Gross. That's totally illegal. These hipsters can't make up more than 1% of the total cannabis consuming population throughout the country.

/submitter is a dumbass, and that blog is terrible
 
2012-12-22 05:31:11 PM

Paka Ono: [cdn.urbanislandz.com image 500x500]

LOLWUT?

Took way too long for someone to bring that up.

 
2012-12-22 05:33:20 PM

quickdraw: There is zero truth to this appealing myth.

Seriously. Think about it. Hippies have just as many kids as everyone else.


This is not a myth, there is actual science to back it up. If I wasn't on my phone I would find a citation for you but maybe later.

A "lower sperm count" does not prohibit fertilization, however. It just makes it less likely by X percentage and in many cases X is a relatively insignificant number.
 
2012-12-22 05:33:23 PM

Alphakronik: still have supersperm.


Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.


2ci?
 
2012-12-22 05:40:13 PM

A Shambling Mound: This is not a myth, there is actual science to back it up. If I wasn't on my phone I would find a citation for you but maybe later.

A "lower sperm count" does not prohibit fertilization, however. It just makes it less likely by X percentage and in many cases X is a relatively insignificant number


You mean this one?
Or Maybe this one? (It has the word "illicit" in it, so you know it's part of the conspiracy!)
Or maybe this one, too.
Or results under a simple PubMed search?

You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.
 
2012-12-22 05:40:36 PM
How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.
 
2012-12-22 05:44:46 PM

Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.


$100 for some top shelf, $70 for lesser weed, even less for schwag I guess.
 
2012-12-22 05:46:43 PM

TheJoe03: Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.

$100 for some top shelf, $70 for lesser weed, even less for schwag I guess.


I like how the price hasn't changed in over 10 years! Thanks.
 
2012-12-22 05:48:39 PM
It only kills the weakest sperm, ensuring that the most robust genetic material reaches the egg way up in her "hoo-ha".  This is why stoner offspring will one day rule the world.
 
2012-12-22 05:48:55 PM
To bring up another item for debate: testing.

Why do I have to pee in a cup to work at a gas station when people who go to work on the Large Hadron Collider (not even out of college yet) don't get as much as a second look? I suppose reading IDs requires every bit of mental integrity more-so than putting together a farking particle smasher.
 
2012-12-22 05:50:55 PM

Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.


$30 bucks for the reggie in Iowa. Unlike the $30 eighth of dro I got in Grand Bend, Ontario. farkers.
 
2012-12-22 05:53:35 PM

Jogey: Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.

$30 bucks for the reggie in Iowa. Unlike the $30 eighth of dro I got in Grand Bend, Ontario. farkers.


Wow. 30 bucks is cheap. I guess they grow more than corn in Iowa.
 
2012-12-22 05:53:36 PM
its true 14 years no babies

I quit then went 2 for 2 within a year of quitting
 
2012-12-22 05:54:53 PM

proteon: Nobody ever smoked weed before the Hipsters came in four years ago.



hipsters are just douchebags friom the 90's that grew up
 
2012-12-22 05:55:29 PM
Pot is a hipster thing now? Can anyone actually define what a hipster actually is?
 
2012-12-22 05:59:37 PM

rocketpants: ensuring that the most robust genetic material reaches the egg way up in her "hoo-ha".


Slow down, man, I didn't go to medicine school.
 
2012-12-22 06:00:37 PM

BronyMedic: You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.



To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks. And there would be My Little Pony involved. Basically, a trainwreck.
 
2012-12-22 06:03:43 PM

D_Evans45: To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks


www.rainbows-angels.comSo you're an idiot, then? Good to know. I bet you believed everything DARE taught you, didn't you?
 
2012-12-22 06:05:14 PM

Mark Ratner: TheJoe03: Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.

$100 for some top shelf, $70 for lesser weed, even less for schwag I guess.

I like how the price hasn't changed in over 10 years! Thanks.



7 grams of decent fluffy "chronic" can be had for as cheap as $35. It's not going to be some uberstinky tasty Kush, but its often decently stinky and stony. My local pot shop has at least 20 different varieties available for $5/gram at all times.

Real time menu: Click
 
2012-12-22 06:10:03 PM
I just lowered my sperm count.

/Flying in a blue dream
 
2012-12-22 06:10:09 PM

BronyMedic: D_Evans45: To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks.



Oh shut up pony-boy, youre always in cannabis threads whargarbling about how dangerous pot is. Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.
 
2012-12-22 06:14:58 PM

D_Evans45: Oh shut up pony-boy, youre always in cannabis threads whargarbling about how dangerous pot is


I think you have me confused with someone else.

Actually, the only thing I've ever posted is that smoking pot has cardiovascular risk factors over long term, and that it can increase the risk of psychotic episodes in scitzophrenics. All of which is  well documented on PubMed.

If you have seen me say something else, you're more than welcome to quote me on it.

I think you'll have a LOT of difficulty doing that, however.

D_Evans45:  Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.

That's pretty incredible, considering I've never said anything of that nature. I welcome you to quote me as saying that.

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-22 06:21:12 PM
I thought it was an entertaining article. And you know he smokes pot.

I am insulted at the notion that cannabis users are incapable of extensive writings. The image of a stereotypical stoner is not based in reality. It's based in ignorant anti-drug extremism.
 
2012-12-22 06:21:39 PM

DaCaptain19: Malignant Neoplasms 567,628


So, still no cure for malignant neoplasm?
 
2012-12-22 06:22:10 PM

BronyMedic: D_Evans45:  Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.

That's pretty incredible, considering I've never said anything of that nature. I welcome you to quote me as saying that.



I dont have the time to cherry pick past threads for specific quotes. Your existing quotes in this thread already show us your mentality. "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless." Also, you are a grown man and you adore My Little Pony. You deserve as much of my time as the evangelist Mormons did this morning, i.e. none.

/Your img-fu is terrible by the way
 
2012-12-22 06:23:25 PM

BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.



AKA coughing up a lung
 
2012-12-22 06:26:31 PM

D_Evans45: I dont have the time to cherry pick past threads for specific quotes. Your existing quotes in this thread already show us your mentality. "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless." Also, you are a grown man and you adore My Little Pony. You deserve as much of my time as the evangelist Mormons did this morning, i.e. none.


Ah, the old "I'll accuse him of saying something, and then lob pathetic personal insults and run away when called out on being a liar." play. I hear it worked well for the 2007 Patriots.

And that's pretty funny, you're even lying about what I said in this very thread. Here, I'll even quote you what I said, since you have an obvious learning disability.

BronyMedic:You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use  has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.

If you have a citation to prove that wrong, by all means, do so. Otherwise, keep achieving new heights in dumbassedry.
 
2012-12-22 06:26:39 PM

Asphyxium: The image of a stereotypical stoner is not based in reality. It's based in ignorant anti-drug extremism.


Absolutely this. Even shows that dabble in this now and then still always show the moron hippie pot smoker. Some tv show or movie needs to give us a better pot role model.
 
2012-12-22 06:29:01 PM

FarkinSneakyBastage: Absolutely this. Even shows that dabble in this now and then still always show the moron hippie pot smoker. Some tv show or movie needs to give us a better pot role model.


What an actual pot smoker might look like.

www.brainpickings.org
 
2012-12-22 06:30:46 PM

BronyMedic: "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless."

You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects."



I was obviously paraphrasing. But more to the point, I've pissed you off. I am content with this.
 
2012-12-22 06:31:22 PM
Weed snobs and hipsters are cut from the same cloth.

If you call it anything other than weed, pot, or dope, you are a weed snob and there is a huge chance you might be a hipster as well.
 
2012-12-22 06:31:43 PM

fusillade762: Had a GF who went to the doctor because she randomly started lactating. The doc told her it was because she smoked pot. I told her to get a new doctor.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-22 06:32:19 PM
D_Evans45:I was obviously paraphrasing. But more to the point, I've pissed you off. I am content with this.

Responding to you and pointing out your lying and stupidity is making me mad?

Damn. Here I thought I was doing pretty good. I'm even enjoying a nice bowl of potato soup I made myself, and watching netflix. I'm glad we can add precognative psychic to your resume.
 
2012-12-22 06:33:47 PM

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: Absolutely this. Even shows that dabble in this now and then still always show the moron hippie pot smoker. Some tv show or movie needs to give us a better pot role model.

What an actual pot smoker might look like.

[www.brainpickings.org image 646x536]


GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

dawgfarts.com
 
2012-12-22 06:34:39 PM
So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.
 
2012-12-22 06:37:08 PM

FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.


This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

proxy.storify.com

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.
 
2012-12-22 06:39:41 PM

Jogey: To bring up another item for debate: testing.

Why do I have to pee in a cup to work at a gas station when people who go to work on the Large Hadron Collider (not even out of college yet) don't get as much as a second look? I suppose reading IDs requires every bit of mental integrity more-so than putting together a farking particle smasher.


Simple.  Your boss doesn't trust you as far as he can throw you.  Their boss trusts them.
 
2012-12-22 06:41:11 PM

Jogey: To bring up another item for debate: testing.

Why do I have to pee in a cup to work at a gas station when people who go to work on the Large Hadron Collider (not even out of college yet) don't get as much as a second look? I suppose reading IDs requires every bit of mental integrity more-so than putting together a farking particle smasher.


Well, you can't open up a black hole and destroy the fabric of existance as we know it, either, can you?
 
2012-12-22 06:43:14 PM

neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.


Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!
 
2012-12-22 06:45:01 PM

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

[proxy.storify.com image 300x369]

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.


While that is very sad (no sarcasm here) it's our love affair with law enforcement that puts these people in harms way. There has to be a better way to serve a warrant then getting all Rambo so that the tac teams get to stroke themselves up on the door stack.

How about tranq'ing these guys from secured positions like beasts in the wild? Just set up a few Crip Blinds in the ghetto and plink the ones that set off your facial recognition software.
 
2012-12-22 06:45:47 PM

Gunny Highway: neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.

Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!


Apparently. I'm 35 and wearing a led zeppelin tshirt and drinking coffee on a Saturday. To about 45% of Fark that makes you a hipster. Weird.
 
2012-12-22 06:48:43 PM

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

[proxy.storify.com image 300x369]

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.


Damn that's depressing. You're ruining my buzz. But we're getting there though - IMO Nevada should be the next state to fall. I mean, allowing gamblers to get high and enter a casino with pretty flashy signs - its like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
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