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(Some Guy)   Marijuana lowers your sperm count. It's all part of God's plan to keep hipsters from reproducing. Pot kills most of the swimmers, and skinny jeans suffocate the rest   (explodingunicorn.blogspot.com) divider line 173
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2012-12-22 08:14:51 AM  
Its also a natural male contraceptive with pleasant side effects? Neat!
 
2012-12-22 10:29:06 AM  
For The WIN!
 
2012-12-22 10:32:06 AM  
Achievement unlocked!
 
2012-12-22 11:04:08 AM  
Your blog sucks
 
2012-12-22 11:45:26 AM  
Weed. Is there anything it can't make better?
 
2012-12-22 12:07:50 PM  
Exploding Unicorn?
 
2012-12-22 12:26:13 PM  
A problem that fixes itself?  Brilliant!
 
2012-12-22 12:36:08 PM  
img338.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 02:15:39 PM  
Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.
 
2012-12-22 02:16:17 PM  
Bullshiat.

Everyday smoker for 15 years, still have supersperm.
 
2012-12-22 02:18:09 PM  
Sounds like subby has a problem with other people's fun time.
 
2012-12-22 02:19:44 PM  

mooseyfate: Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.


On the plus side; she gets the next one free.

/ I keed, I keed
 
2012-12-22 02:22:01 PM  

mooseyfate: Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.


Your not smoking enough.. or the quality sucks...

or it's a bs story...

For your lost chilldren
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-22 02:22:51 PM  
I'm pretty sure there are plenty of sperm to spare unfortunately.
 
2012-12-22 02:24:06 PM  
It's a natural form of contraception. Perfect!

/makes me hornier than a goat
//best aphrodisiac ever
 
2012-12-22 02:31:50 PM  
www.anchorman-quotes.info
I like pot,
Pot, Pot, Pot,
It goes down,
Into My Lungs,
Oh! We're, on the air?
 
2012-12-22 02:34:42 PM  
Calling people hipsters is so hipster :/
 
2012-12-22 02:35:15 PM  
So that explains my 8 month old daughter....oh wait, no it doesn't .
 
2012-12-22 02:37:45 PM  
Weed + Mountain Dew = Energetic, non-reproductive sex sessions.

Sign me up.
 
2012-12-22 02:40:23 PM  
I think you mean hippie, subby.
 
2012-12-22 02:43:19 PM  
Great side effect. Why would anyone want this world to have more children other than for selfish reasons. Yes, those of you who make babies are bad people.
 
2012-12-22 02:45:05 PM  
Someone named exploding unicorn with a blog about marijuana...

Yeah. That's not going to be funny or informative.
 
2012-12-22 02:45:32 PM  
We need to see the research on this. I don't believe it.
 
2012-12-22 02:47:02 PM  
I used to smoke morning, noon and night when I was younger, working in IT. I made my wife pregnant while she was on the pill and we had a daughter. A few years later, we decided to make her a sibling - and got twins. Try for 0, get 1. Try for 1, get 2.

Not buying it. Did Seagram's pay for this study?
 
2012-12-22 02:47:30 PM  
That article was too long for a stoner to have written. Guy must be buying some weak shiat.
 
2012-12-22 02:51:47 PM  
Tell that to my three kids.
 
2012-12-22 02:55:17 PM  
Since Washington and Colorado will have lower sperm counts, it's up to us Californians to re-populate those barren states. They love Californians!
 
2012-12-22 02:55:29 PM  

skinink: That article was too long for a stoner to have written. Guy must be buying some weak shiat.


The guy thinks that weed sets off smoke detectors. It's safe to say he's never even SEEN weed, let alone smoked it.
 
2012-12-22 03:06:47 PM  
It also makes you last a lot longer, so your lady can have multiple explosive orgasms. But, you don't want this. Get outta here! You don't want it!

old.simianuprising.com
 
2012-12-22 03:09:41 PM  

ComaToast: Since Washington and Colorado will have lower sperm counts, it's up to us Californians to re-populate those barren states. They love Californians!


Yeah, because no one is smoking weed in California .
 
2012-12-22 03:15:44 PM  
BRB, going shopping for skinny jeans...
 
2012-12-22 03:16:13 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: I used to smoke morning, noon and night when I was younger, working in IT. I made my wife pregnant while she was on the pill and we had a daughter. A few years later, we decided to make her a sibling - and got twins. Try for 0, get 1. Try for 1, get 2.

Not buying it. Did Seagram's pay for this study?


i also knocked up my wife with our first shortly after taking up weed again after an 8 yr hiatus. she was also on birthcontrol...and i was getting to an age where i was beginning to doubt my boys breaststroke.

long story short...weed gave me super-sperm, or at the very least i discovered peter north's secret.
 
2012-12-22 03:16:51 PM  
FTA : If marijuana is going to be legal, it should be limited to use in the home

I dont have a golf course in my home, wiseguy.
 
2012-12-22 03:17:13 PM  
What a natural contraception.but not adviceable.
 
2012-12-22 03:22:11 PM  
So, how do they equate smoking weed with being a hipster? I suppose a large portion of the rap community are hipsters too, according to this logic?

Also, agree with previous posts, even if it decreases your count, you still got some swimmers- it's not the same as being sterile...
 
2012-12-22 03:22:12 PM  
Huh...a confessed alcoholic who has never smoked marijuana and decries the culture. I would guess that the number of marriages that got into trouble over pot or firings due to pot is dwarfed a thousand times by the numbers of marriages/jobs that were ruined over alcohol.

Alcohol use is the strongest predictor of domestic violence. Alcohol is also the strongest predictor of auto-related deaths,

Quoting from the article linked at the bottom attributed to the CDC:

Every day, almost 30 people in the United States die in motor vehicle crashes that involve an alcohol-impaired driver. This amounts to one death every 48 minutes. The annual cost of alcohol-related crashes totals more than $51 billion.

In 2010, 10,228 people were killed in alcohol-impaired driving crashes, accounting for nearly one-third (31%) of all traffic-related deaths in the United States.

In 2010, over 1.4 million drivers were arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol or narcotics. That's one percent of the 112 million self-reported episodes of alcohol-impaired driving among U.S. adults each year.

Drugs other than alcohol (e.g., marijuana and cocaine) are involved in about 18% of motor vehicle driver deaths. These other drugs are often used in combination with alcohol.
This is an interesting statistic - so we already know that alcohol is solely involved in 31% of accidents. We cannot say the other 18% are due to "other drugs" as the article admits that even this 18% of drug-related accidents ALSO involve alcohol in many cases.

Drinking proceeds acts of family violence in 25 to 50% of all cases of domestic violence. A word on this - it would seem alcohol is a factor in a minority of domestic violence cases involving battery or, at best, half of all incidents. Still, think about how many cases of abuse could be rid were alcohol illegal.

Link


Link

Changing subjects a bit, let's look at the social cost of tobacco use:

More deaths are caused each year by tobacco use than by all deaths from human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), illegal drug use, alcohol use, motor vehicle injuries, suicides, and murders combined.

Link

So hmmmm...where is pot in all this? Seriously, how many deaths in 2009 were caused by pot? Zero!!!! And if you wonder whether this is a guess or some kind of pro-pot propaganda, let's look again to what the CDC says (link below)...

Link

Cause of death (Data from 2009 unless otherwise noted)1 Number

All Causes 2,437,163
Diseases of Heart 599,413
Malignant Neoplasms 567,628
Chronic Lower Respiratory Diseases 137,353
Cerebrovascular Diseases 128,842
Lack of Health Insurance3 (2005) 44,789
Poisoning 41,592
Drug-Induced2 39,147
Intentional Self-Harm (Suicide) 36,909
Septicemia 35,639
Motor Vehicle Accidents 34,485
Firearm Injuries 31,347
Alcohol-Induced 24,518
Illicit Drugs (2000) 17,000
Homicide 16,799
Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) 9,406
Viral hepatitis 7,694
Cannabis (Marijuana) 0


So...according to the CDC - the governing body is charge of statistics like the above, says itself there were 0 (zero) deaths attributed to marijuana use.

Interesting.
 
2012-12-22 03:23:52 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Your blog sucks


This.
 
2012-12-22 03:23:54 PM  
Nobody ever smoked weed before the Hipsters came in four years ago.
 
2012-12-22 03:26:28 PM  
Cool-/ have enough kids.
 
2012-12-22 03:35:04 PM  
I hate your blog.
It's incredibly
terrible and bad.

I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it.
You post about it. I get to read it.
Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you bought
and your thoughts on whether Nicole Ritchie's hot or not.
You got no reason to be typing, yet you persist.
Hit each key with your fist till you punch out your top ten list
of all the things that ever happened in your life.
Number one: met Michael Jackson's second wife.
Number two: got Curly on the Which Stooge Are You
Poll, as the GIF proves. Click for the link-through!
Three: saw puppy pictures on a web page,
kittens in a nest egg. The idea gestated:
Why not open up your own?
So you bought the account and yet I hope you don't
put the payments in on it every month like they want,
'cause then you'll disappear off the internet, haunt
just the Wayback Machine like a ghost.
And I won't be like, "How come you don't post??"
I promise I won't.

I hate your blog. Your recipe for vegan eggnog is stupid.
I hissed and I booed it,
and then eschewed it, never made it once. Yes,
your blog roll is a confederacy of dunces.
It abuts less interesting links in your posts.
Hamsters that dance! I'm not engrossed.
I'm not opposed to your collection of All Your Base pics,
but they're longer in the denture than a ninja flipping out doing face kicks.
I'll phrase this nice:
if it's hard to get to bed, your web site will suffice
to entice me to slumber. I mumble impoliticly,
"I tried not to click 'read more' but you tricked me!"
Want to stick the whole computer in the trash can
instead of reading about the constipation lately and your ass plans
that you seem to contemplate.
You thought I would rate your page 'awesome' and 'great'?

[Whoremoans]
You're just jealous. Yeah, that's it - envious, even.
Turning green when my hit counter broke ten thousand this evening.
Mad you cant match my keypad content
or petitions for legalizing of micropayment thieving.
X-rays of teething eight-month heathens and pictures of kittens heaving,
the calories in everything I'm eating,
yaoi art my girl drew of Goku making out with Joss Whedon,
my 300-pound friend's exposure (that's indecent).
But that's only negatives.
I've got discussions on the homeliest alien relative.
The final battle, Sam Cassell versus Carnage
and a triple-threat match: Charles v. Marilyn v. Shirley Manson from Garbage.
I pay homage to great Americans like Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter;
Westwood Radio for help when insulting countercultures.
My blog stands above all others by head and shoulders.

I hate your blog. You ain't logged in in a month and a half,
and I, for one, am aghast.
I mean I'm fast on the way to removing it from bookmarks.
If I took part in vanity I might be trying to look smart
by not checking eight times a day.
Your blog is so despair-inducing I can't bear to look away.
Oh, well! Got to do what your muse compels.
Guess I'll try to go despise a blog by someone else.
 
2012-12-22 03:37:43 PM  
I didn't think it was possible but your blog both sucks and blows.
 
2012-12-22 03:43:19 PM  
It obviously ain't workin. Barely kept it down to the two, stopped using birth control for a whopping month each time.

NW coast best coast suck it :V
 
2012-12-22 03:45:31 PM  
cdn.urbanislandz.com

LOLWUT?

/oblig
//only 9 of the 11 are biologically his
///possibly has 2 more kids who are not considered by his estate
 
2012-12-22 03:52:33 PM  
So Baghdad Bob got a job in the war on drugs?
 
2012-12-22 03:53:44 PM  
Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.
 
2012-12-22 04:11:35 PM  
FTBCS: "i got thru 2 paragraphs before i was like, 'This guy is a huge farking douche-nozzle'"

Agreed.
 
2012-12-22 04:11:45 PM  

TomD9938: FTA : If marijuana is going to be legal, it should be limited to use in the home

I dont have a golf course in my home, wiseguy.


I don't keep a nature trail in my house, either.
 
2012-12-22 04:16:37 PM  

doonerpjenkins: Calling people hipsters is so hipster :/


I've been rejecting name-calling since before rejecting name-calling was cool.

/ya
 
2012-12-22 04:18:50 PM  
"Hunter/gatherers" smoked the Devil's weed and that is why "Farmers" farking hat eit.
 
2012-12-22 04:32:14 PM  
The guy who wrote this rant sounds stressed. Maybe he should consider pot.
 
2012-12-22 04:36:39 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.


Is it jenkem? Please let it be jenkem.
 
2012-12-22 04:57:28 PM  
That marijuana lowers your sperm count was a big deal back in the late 70's, the schools made you memorize that for a health class answer in Virginia. Of course, that simple statement was blown up into "If you smoke weed you will be sterile and never be able to have children and if you do they will have birth defects", which we could all see was nonsense by all the stoner chicks getting pregnant and all of them having normal kids.
 
2012-12-22 04:59:37 PM  
There is zero truth to this appealing myth.

Seriously. Think about it. Hippies have just as many kids as everyone else.
 
2012-12-22 04:59:37 PM  
Did anyone see a giant Oreo?  Im hungry..
 
2012-12-22 05:13:32 PM  
Had a GF who went to the doctor because she randomly started lactating. The doc told her it was because she smoked pot. I told her to get a new doctor.
 
2012-12-22 05:20:06 PM  
That's Darwinism, babies.
 
2012-12-22 05:24:00 PM  
blog.nj.com
 
2012-12-22 05:25:10 PM  
DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.
 
2012-12-22 05:28:27 PM  

bigsmellypenis: So, how do they equate smoking weed with being a hipster? I suppose a large portion of the rap community are hipsters too, according to this logic?



Hipsters are the Apple toting, ideal espousing, questionable-clothing-having liberals right? In over a decade of everyday, sun-up/sun-down pot use in California, I got high with countless potheads. Maybe a dozen of these people could fall into that category.

Hipsters are much more likely to be straight edge. If they drink, it's probably a couple beers on a Friday night. They will sneer at you because you arent drinking what they are drinking, and wearing normal clothes. Ugh, you're getting high? Gross. That's totally illegal. These hipsters can't make up more than 1% of the total cannabis consuming population throughout the country.

/submitter is a dumbass, and that blog is terrible
 
2012-12-22 05:31:11 PM  

Paka Ono: [cdn.urbanislandz.com image 500x500]

LOLWUT?

Took way too long for someone to bring that up.

 
2012-12-22 05:33:20 PM  

quickdraw: There is zero truth to this appealing myth.

Seriously. Think about it. Hippies have just as many kids as everyone else.


This is not a myth, there is actual science to back it up. If I wasn't on my phone I would find a citation for you but maybe later.

A "lower sperm count" does not prohibit fertilization, however. It just makes it less likely by X percentage and in many cases X is a relatively insignificant number.
 
2012-12-22 05:33:23 PM  

Alphakronik: still have supersperm.


Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.


2ci?
 
2012-12-22 05:40:13 PM  

A Shambling Mound: This is not a myth, there is actual science to back it up. If I wasn't on my phone I would find a citation for you but maybe later.

A "lower sperm count" does not prohibit fertilization, however. It just makes it less likely by X percentage and in many cases X is a relatively insignificant number


You mean this one?
Or Maybe this one? (It has the word "illicit" in it, so you know it's part of the conspiracy!)
Or maybe this one, too.
Or results under a simple PubMed search?

You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.
 
2012-12-22 05:40:36 PM  
How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.
 
2012-12-22 05:44:46 PM  

Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.


$100 for some top shelf, $70 for lesser weed, even less for schwag I guess.
 
2012-12-22 05:46:43 PM  

TheJoe03: Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.

$100 for some top shelf, $70 for lesser weed, even less for schwag I guess.


I like how the price hasn't changed in over 10 years! Thanks.
 
2012-12-22 05:48:39 PM  
It only kills the weakest sperm, ensuring that the most robust genetic material reaches the egg way up in her "hoo-ha".  This is why stoner offspring will one day rule the world.
 
2012-12-22 05:48:55 PM  
To bring up another item for debate: testing.

Why do I have to pee in a cup to work at a gas station when people who go to work on the Large Hadron Collider (not even out of college yet) don't get as much as a second look? I suppose reading IDs requires every bit of mental integrity more-so than putting together a farking particle smasher.
 
2012-12-22 05:50:55 PM  

Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.


$30 bucks for the reggie in Iowa. Unlike the $30 eighth of dro I got in Grand Bend, Ontario. farkers.
 
2012-12-22 05:53:35 PM  

Jogey: Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.

$30 bucks for the reggie in Iowa. Unlike the $30 eighth of dro I got in Grand Bend, Ontario. farkers.


Wow. 30 bucks is cheap. I guess they grow more than corn in Iowa.
 
2012-12-22 05:53:36 PM  
its true 14 years no babies

I quit then went 2 for 2 within a year of quitting
 
2012-12-22 05:54:53 PM  

proteon: Nobody ever smoked weed before the Hipsters came in four years ago.



hipsters are just douchebags friom the 90's that grew up
 
2012-12-22 05:55:29 PM  
Pot is a hipster thing now? Can anyone actually define what a hipster actually is?
 
2012-12-22 05:59:37 PM  

rocketpants: ensuring that the most robust genetic material reaches the egg way up in her "hoo-ha".


Slow down, man, I didn't go to medicine school.
 
2012-12-22 06:00:37 PM  

BronyMedic: You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.



To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks. And there would be My Little Pony involved. Basically, a trainwreck.
 
2012-12-22 06:03:43 PM  

D_Evans45: To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks


www.rainbows-angels.comSo you're an idiot, then? Good to know. I bet you believed everything DARE taught you, didn't you?
 
2012-12-22 06:05:14 PM  

Mark Ratner: TheJoe03: Mark Ratner: How much does a quarter bag of weed cost these days? Just wondering.

$100 for some top shelf, $70 for lesser weed, even less for schwag I guess.

I like how the price hasn't changed in over 10 years! Thanks.



7 grams of decent fluffy "chronic" can be had for as cheap as $35. It's not going to be some uberstinky tasty Kush, but its often decently stinky and stony. My local pot shop has at least 20 different varieties available for $5/gram at all times.

Real time menu: Click
 
2012-12-22 06:10:03 PM  
I just lowered my sperm count.

/Flying in a blue dream
 
2012-12-22 06:10:09 PM  

BronyMedic: D_Evans45: To be fair, if BronyMedic were being "realistic" about the subject, we'd be telling everyone that cannabis users are as dangerous as drunks.



Oh shut up pony-boy, youre always in cannabis threads whargarbling about how dangerous pot is. Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.
 
2012-12-22 06:14:58 PM  

D_Evans45: Oh shut up pony-boy, youre always in cannabis threads whargarbling about how dangerous pot is


I think you have me confused with someone else.

Actually, the only thing I've ever posted is that smoking pot has cardiovascular risk factors over long term, and that it can increase the risk of psychotic episodes in scitzophrenics. All of which is  well documented on PubMed.

If you have seen me say something else, you're more than welcome to quote me on it.

I think you'll have a LOT of difficulty doing that, however.

D_Evans45:  Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.

That's pretty incredible, considering I've never said anything of that nature. I welcome you to quote me as saying that.

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-22 06:21:12 PM  
I thought it was an entertaining article. And you know he smokes pot.

I am insulted at the notion that cannabis users are incapable of extensive writings. The image of a stereotypical stoner is not based in reality. It's based in ignorant anti-drug extremism.
 
2012-12-22 06:21:39 PM  

DaCaptain19: Malignant Neoplasms 567,628


So, still no cure for malignant neoplasm?
 
2012-12-22 06:22:10 PM  

BronyMedic: D_Evans45:  Ive seen you positing that people driving under the influence of cannabis are as dangerous as drunk drivers, and that these substances impair your ability about the same.

That's pretty incredible, considering I've never said anything of that nature. I welcome you to quote me as saying that.



I dont have the time to cherry pick past threads for specific quotes. Your existing quotes in this thread already show us your mentality. "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless." Also, you are a grown man and you adore My Little Pony. You deserve as much of my time as the evangelist Mormons did this morning, i.e. none.

/Your img-fu is terrible by the way
 
2012-12-22 06:23:25 PM  

BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.



AKA coughing up a lung
 
2012-12-22 06:26:31 PM  

D_Evans45: I dont have the time to cherry pick past threads for specific quotes. Your existing quotes in this thread already show us your mentality. "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless." Also, you are a grown man and you adore My Little Pony. You deserve as much of my time as the evangelist Mormons did this morning, i.e. none.


Ah, the old "I'll accuse him of saying something, and then lob pathetic personal insults and run away when called out on being a liar." play. I hear it worked well for the 2007 Patriots.

And that's pretty funny, you're even lying about what I said in this very thread. Here, I'll even quote you what I said, since you have an obvious learning disability.

BronyMedic:You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use  has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.

If you have a citation to prove that wrong, by all means, do so. Otherwise, keep achieving new heights in dumbassedry.
 
2012-12-22 06:26:39 PM  

Asphyxium: The image of a stereotypical stoner is not based in reality. It's based in ignorant anti-drug extremism.


Absolutely this. Even shows that dabble in this now and then still always show the moron hippie pot smoker. Some tv show or movie needs to give us a better pot role model.
 
2012-12-22 06:29:01 PM  

FarkinSneakyBastage: Absolutely this. Even shows that dabble in this now and then still always show the moron hippie pot smoker. Some tv show or movie needs to give us a better pot role model.


What an actual pot smoker might look like.

www.brainpickings.org
 
2012-12-22 06:30:46 PM  

BronyMedic: "You have to understand the mentality of idiots who think pot is harmless."

You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects."



I was obviously paraphrasing. But more to the point, I've pissed you off. I am content with this.
 
2012-12-22 06:31:22 PM  
Weed snobs and hipsters are cut from the same cloth.

If you call it anything other than weed, pot, or dope, you are a weed snob and there is a huge chance you might be a hipster as well.
 
2012-12-22 06:31:43 PM  

fusillade762: Had a GF who went to the doctor because she randomly started lactating. The doc told her it was because she smoked pot. I told her to get a new doctor.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-22 06:32:19 PM  
D_Evans45:I was obviously paraphrasing. But more to the point, I've pissed you off. I am content with this.

Responding to you and pointing out your lying and stupidity is making me mad?

Damn. Here I thought I was doing pretty good. I'm even enjoying a nice bowl of potato soup I made myself, and watching netflix. I'm glad we can add precognative psychic to your resume.
 
2012-12-22 06:33:47 PM  

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: Absolutely this. Even shows that dabble in this now and then still always show the moron hippie pot smoker. Some tv show or movie needs to give us a better pot role model.

What an actual pot smoker might look like.

[www.brainpickings.org image 646x536]


GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

dawgfarts.com
 
2012-12-22 06:34:39 PM  
So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.
 
2012-12-22 06:37:08 PM  

FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.


This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

proxy.storify.com

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.
 
2012-12-22 06:39:41 PM  

Jogey: To bring up another item for debate: testing.

Why do I have to pee in a cup to work at a gas station when people who go to work on the Large Hadron Collider (not even out of college yet) don't get as much as a second look? I suppose reading IDs requires every bit of mental integrity more-so than putting together a farking particle smasher.


Simple.  Your boss doesn't trust you as far as he can throw you.  Their boss trusts them.
 
2012-12-22 06:41:11 PM  

Jogey: To bring up another item for debate: testing.

Why do I have to pee in a cup to work at a gas station when people who go to work on the Large Hadron Collider (not even out of college yet) don't get as much as a second look? I suppose reading IDs requires every bit of mental integrity more-so than putting together a farking particle smasher.


Well, you can't open up a black hole and destroy the fabric of existance as we know it, either, can you?
 
2012-12-22 06:43:14 PM  

neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.


Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!
 
2012-12-22 06:45:01 PM  

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

[proxy.storify.com image 300x369]

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.


While that is very sad (no sarcasm here) it's our love affair with law enforcement that puts these people in harms way. There has to be a better way to serve a warrant then getting all Rambo so that the tac teams get to stroke themselves up on the door stack.

How about tranq'ing these guys from secured positions like beasts in the wild? Just set up a few Crip Blinds in the ghetto and plink the ones that set off your facial recognition software.
 
2012-12-22 06:45:47 PM  

Gunny Highway: neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.

Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!


Apparently. I'm 35 and wearing a led zeppelin tshirt and drinking coffee on a Saturday. To about 45% of Fark that makes you a hipster. Weird.
 
2012-12-22 06:48:43 PM  

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

[proxy.storify.com image 300x369]

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.


Damn that's depressing. You're ruining my buzz. But we're getting there though - IMO Nevada should be the next state to fall. I mean, allowing gamblers to get high and enter a casino with pretty flashy signs - its like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
2012-12-22 06:51:13 PM  

Wittenberg Dropout: While that is very sad (no sarcasm here) it's our love affair with law enforcement that puts these people in harms way. There has to be a better way to serve a warrant then getting all Rambo so that the tac teams get to stroke themselves up on the door stack.


To be fair about this, prohibition has allowed some very not nice people to rack up a rather large and illegal aresenal of weapons. Especially in Memphis. When you hear the cops talking about an arms race, they're not kidding. Last year they busted a house which had two fully automatic chinese AK knockoffs. ATF busted someone with an RPG-7 in a drug house four years ago in Whitehaven.

Ending prohibition and legalizing would go a long way to hurting these assholes.
 
2012-12-22 06:55:42 PM  

neongoats: Gunny Highway: neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.

Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!

Apparently. I'm 35 and wearing a led zeppelin tshirt and drinking coffee on a Saturday. To about 45% of Fark that makes you a hipster. Weird.


The only thing that would be hipsterish, is that you pointed out you are drinking coffee and what is on your tshirt.  How ironic.
 
2012-12-22 06:57:57 PM  

theflatline: neongoats: Gunny Highway: neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.

Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!

Apparently. I'm 35 and wearing a led zeppelin tshirt and drinking coffee on a Saturday. To about 45% of Fark that makes you a hipster. Weird.

The only thing that would be hipsterish, is that you pointed out you are drinking coffee and what is on your tshirt.  How ironic.


What does pointing that out make you?
 
2012-12-22 07:01:51 PM  

BronyMedic: very not nice people to rack up a rather large and illegal aresenal of weapons. Especially in Memphis. When you hear the cops talking about an arms race, they're not kidding. Last year they busted a house which had two fully automatic chinese AK knockoffs. ATF busted someone with an RPG-7 in


I fully agree. The War on Drugs has devastated our country. Gangs with military hardware is nothing uncommon here in California. But the gang wars have been more or less won by the Mexicans and the Salvi's. The thing that prohibition really promotes is violence south of the border which no one cares about, and folks over here can make a nice profit from. Gun sales to Mexico are a boom industry and would get seriously hurt if the drugs they peddled became legal over here.

I personally am tired of it. We wont see change on the policies of the War on Drugs until all the bastards from the generation that voted it in are deep sixed and unfortunately, I'll be too old to benefit from it.
 
2012-12-22 07:10:22 PM  

BronyMedic: You have to understand the mentality of idiots people who think that pot use has absolutely no side effects. They don't want to be realistic about a biologically active substance, because they think it'll just be used as DARE propaganda.

If you have a citation to prove that wrong, by all means, do so.


Damn, can't find it, but swear I read something recently about edible cannabis having virtually no side effects.
 
2012-12-22 07:14:05 PM  
thisisyourbrainonFark:Damn, can't find it, but swear I read something recently about edible cannabis having virtually no side effects.

Using tested synthetics like Marinol, and oral ingestion is safe as shiat. All the benefits with none of the nasty lung or heart issues. So is vaporization.

Just don't let your 3 year old eat the entire pan of pot brownies, and then tell the doctors she got into your medicine when you take her for wanting to sleep like crazy.
 
2012-12-22 07:26:51 PM  

BronyMedic: thisisyourbrainonFark:Damn, can't find it, but swear I read something recently about edible cannabis having virtually no side effects.

Using tested synthetics like Marinol, and oral ingestion is safe as shiat. All the benefits with none of the nasty lung or heart issues. So is vaporization.

Just don't let your 3 year old eat the entire pan of pot brownies, and then tell the doctors she got into your medicine when you take her for wanting to sleep like crazy.


Well, first I'd obviously beat her for eating the brownies. As for "medicine," we here in Colorado no longer need that bullshiat excuse.
 
2012-12-22 07:28:05 PM  

Gunny Highway: theflatline: neongoats: Gunny Highway: neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.

Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!

Apparently. I'm 35 and wearing a led zeppelin tshirt and drinking coffee on a Saturday. To about 45% of Fark that makes you a hipster. Weird.

The only thing that would be hipsterish, is that you pointed out you are drinking coffee and what is on your tshirt.  How ironic.

What does pointing that out make you?


a curmudgeon.
 
2012-12-22 07:34:12 PM  

BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.


Maybe, but first, the CDC is listing marijuana as a completely distinct "cause" of death. Why would the CDC - a federal institution - want to even ADMIT zero deaths due to marijuana?

Second, if people die "prematurely" I believe there is usually/always an autopsy. Such things could determine whether tobacco or pot was the cause.

Anyway, I go back to the CDC chart - the best authority for these statistics that I know of - and again pay attention to the fact that marijuana is attributed to zero deaths. Those aren't my numbers.
 
2012-12-22 07:34:33 PM  

theflatline: Weed snobs and hipsters are cut from the same cloth.

If you call it anything other than weed, pot, or dope, you are a weed snob and there is a huge chance you might be a hipster as well.


ok, I'll bite. I don't call it anything else other than cannabis, or smoke.

I have taste in cannabis. I prefer Indica dominant strains, as they don't give me psychosis as badly as Sativa dominant ones. My favourites for flavour are: Blueberry and Blackberry Kush. My favourite for 'couch-lock' is Northern Lights.

I also like an Indica 60% called Iced Grapefruit, for when I'm having to be social, but can't drink alcohol.

If you ever met me, you'd see that I'm no hipster. A bit of a dork, probably, but hipster? Nah.

If your point was that 'all cannabis is the same', then I have some quality wine to offload on you you may be interested in. Liked the wine, and in need of a bridge? I can help you with that, too!!
 
2012-12-22 07:36:31 PM  

DaCaptain19: BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.

Maybe, but first, the CDC is listing marijuana as a completely distinct "cause" of death. Why would the CDC - a federal institution - want to even ADMIT zero deaths due to marijuana?

Second, if people die "prematurely" I believe there is usually/always an autopsy. Such things could determine whether tobacco or pot was the cause.

Anyway, I go back to the CDC chart - the best authority for these statistics that I know of - and again pay attention to the fact that marijuana is attributed to zero deaths. Those aren't my numbers.


I'm not arguing with you. I'm just pointing out that would be the only way you could die from marijuana use.
It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana. Or even an amount which could obtund them.
 
2012-12-22 07:38:07 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.


Is unemployment a drug? Then yes, they DO like another drug.
 
2012-12-22 07:38:44 PM  

BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.

Maybe, but first, the CDC is listing marijuana as a completely distinct "cause" of death. Why would the CDC - a federal institution - want to even ADMIT zero deaths due to marijuana?

Second, if people die "prematurely" I believe there is usually/always an autopsy. Such things could determine whether tobacco or pot was the cause.

Anyway, I go back to the CDC chart - the best authority for these statistics that I know of - and again pay attention to the fact that marijuana is attributed to zero deaths. Those aren't my numbers.

I'm not arguing with you. I'm just pointing out that would be the only way you could die from marijuana use.
It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana. Or even an amount which could obtund them.


u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals
 
2012-12-22 07:39:43 PM  

theflatline: Gunny Highway: theflatline: neongoats: Gunny Highway: neongoats: So weed is something for hipsters now?

Or maybe republican douchebags just label everything not filled with the cream of Jesus as "hipster" as their catch-all for bad. Kind of the way no one could eat a farking quiche in the 90s thanks to zig Ziegler, glad he is dead.

Hipster = Young person

"Get off my property you no good punks hipsters!

Apparently. I'm 35 and wearing a led zeppelin tshirt and drinking coffee on a Saturday. To about 45% of Fark that makes you a hipster. Weird.

The only thing that would be hipsterish, is that you pointed out you are drinking coffee and what is on your tshirt.  How ironic.

What does pointing that out make you?

a curmudgeon.


Cheers to that.
 
2012-12-22 07:40:04 PM  

DaCaptain19: Spanky_McFarksalot: Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.

Is unemployment a drug? Then yes, they DO like another drug.


thread over. hilarious
 
2012-12-22 07:42:40 PM  

BronyMedic: It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana


challengeaccepted.jpg
 
2012-12-22 07:44:29 PM  

uttertosh: BronyMedic: It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana

challengeaccepted.jpg


I'll be there with popcorn, beer, and a laryngiscope. GODSPEED, you brave and noble soul.

Jon iz teh kewl: u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals


24.media.tumblr.com
WAKE UP, AMERICA!
 
2012-12-22 08:01:54 PM  

BronyMedic: uttertosh: BronyMedic: It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana

challengeaccepted.jpg

I'll be there with popcorn, beer, and a laryngiscope. GODSPEED, you brave and noble soul.


all i could get a hold of on such short notice was a hecto of Kashmiri hash. I've started with 3g 'broken' up and mixed in smultron yoghurt. Please say you brought more popcorn.

Jon iz teh kewl: u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals

Not yet, I haven't. I've been a smoker nearly half my life. am predisposed to to paranoid schizophrenia, and still manage to be fully functioning member of society. (I work hard, too!) Like I said before, by staying the fark away from sativa dominant strains, I have gained control of my paranoias. (this knowledge is a from a 17 year, self-study on the subject)
 
2012-12-22 08:34:31 PM  
Know what else lowers sperm count and keeps you from reproducing?
....dying in oil wars declared under false pretenses.
blogs.e-rockford.com
 
2012-12-22 08:45:06 PM  
Iron Butterfly....Sad but inevitable, No mention? Not one? Really? WTF?
 
2012-12-22 08:53:01 PM  

BronyMedic: D_Evans45:I was obviously paraphrasing. But more to the point, I've pissed you off. I am content with this.

Responding to you and pointing out your lying and stupidity is making me mad?

Damn. Here I thought I was doing pretty good. I'm even enjoying a nice bowl of potato soup I made myself, and watching netflix. I'm glad we can add precognative psychic to your resume.


img248.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 08:55:19 PM  
43 and i find it works great for insomnia but it does tend to make me eat like a pig after the nightly vaporizer session

i am zen about no ritual just vape it and i am done.

I agree there are many pluses to the herb but there are many lazy career stoners

Best i ever had was some colombiana grown afghani at a jamaicans in bogota
 
2012-12-22 09:39:06 PM  

BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

[proxy.storify.com image 300x369]

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.


But, they killed a cop for it. Tell me again about the happy, peaceful weed smokers.They are, by your example, violent, dangerous and prepared to kill.
 
2012-12-22 09:43:56 PM  
 violent, dangerous and prepared to kill

I'mma gonna smack you with my keyboard.

/I'm an internet badass
 
2012-12-22 09:59:40 PM  

uttertosh: BronyMedic: uttertosh: BronyMedic: It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana

challengeaccepted.jpg

I'll be there with popcorn, beer, and a laryngiscope. GODSPEED, you brave and noble soul.


all i could get a hold of on such short notice was a hecto of Kashmiri hash. I've started with 3g 'broken' up and mixed in smultron yoghurt. Please say you brought more popcorn.

Jon iz teh kewl: u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals

Not yet, I haven't. I've been a smoker nearly half my life. am predisposed to to paranoid schizophrenia, and still manage to be fully functioning member of society. (I work hard, too!) Like I said before, by staying the fark away from sativa dominant strains, I have gained control of my paranoias. (this knowledge is a from a 17 year, self-study on the subject)


i.chzbgr.com
/sorry
//mostly rum nowabouts
///THC soon
 
2012-12-22 10:27:08 PM  
This is bad news...

for couples trying to have kids.
 
2012-12-22 11:21:30 PM  
Huh. Didn't work for me. But I'm no hipster. Proud daddy of two.
 
2012-12-23 12:37:09 AM  

uttertosh: BronyMedic: uttertosh: BronyMedic: It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana

challengeaccepted.jpg

I'll be there with popcorn, beer, and a laryngiscope. GODSPEED, you brave and noble soul.


all i could get a hold of on such short notice was a hecto of Kashmiri hash. I've started with 3g 'broken' up and mixed in smultron yoghurt. Please say you brought more popcorn.

Jon iz teh kewl: u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals

Not yet, I haven't. I've been a smoker nearly half my life. am predisposed to to paranoid schizophrenia, and still manage to be fully functioning member of society. (I work hard, too!) Like I said before, by staying the fark away from sativa dominant strains, I have gained control of my paranoias. (this knowledge is a from a 17 year, self-study on the subject)


I gained control of my paranoia by quitting. I do miss it sometimes, but the pleasant part could turn very, very unpleasant with little warning. For those who use, and have no problems, carry on, no judgement here. But it isn't for everyone.
 
2012-12-23 12:40:05 AM  

ttc2301: BronyMedic: FarkinSneakyBastage: GIS for 'Carl Sagan Pot'. I hope he actually said this.

This is officer Martoya Lang. She's a mother of four, and a decorated veteran of the Memphis Police's organized crime unit. In her 10 years on the force, she didn't have ONE complaint on her.

[proxy.storify.com image 300x369]

She was killed December 14th serving a warrant on a gang in South Memphis. She was leading the entry team on a narcotics warrant when a 20 year old man shot her in the armpit, and severed her aorta and spine. She shoved her partner out of the way to keep him from getting shot in the face.

The warrant was for these gentlemen selling pot. The amount found, they would have been back on the street in hours, and Lang would have been home with her family.

Legalize the shiat already. Too many people have died for prohibition.

But, they killed a cop for it. Tell me again about the happy, peaceful weed smokers.They are, by your example, violent, dangerous and prepared to kill.


They may or may not have been weed smokers; certainly no one thinks drug dealing gang members are either happy, or peaceful. I think violent and dangerous are far more accurate adjectives.
 
2012-12-23 02:47:30 AM  

ttc2301: But, they killed a cop for it. Tell me again about the happy, peaceful weed smokers.They are, by your example, violent, dangerous and prepared to kill.


There are plenty of female doctors and pharmacists who prescribe and fill Viagra prescriptions. It doesn't mean they USE it too.
Neither does using Viagra make you a doctor or a pharmacist.


You seem confused between the difference between a seller and a user.
Weed smokers do NOT equal DRUG DEALERS.
 
2012-12-23 04:53:05 AM  
There has to be something about that story that's BS, just like every other story that portrays pot use in a bad light.
 
2012-12-23 05:18:22 AM  
I hope not, Cloudchaser.
 
2012-12-23 05:29:15 AM  

Alphakronik: Bullshiat.

Everyday smoker for 15 years, still have supersperm.


How many kids you have now? None?

Ok.
 
2012-12-23 06:18:35 AM  
+1 hope for humanity
 
2012-12-23 06:43:46 AM  

Repo Man: I gained control of my paranoia by quitting. I do miss it sometimes, but the pleasant part could turn very, very unpleasant with little warning. For those who use, and have no problems, carry on, no judgement here. But it isn't for everyone.


THIS! I would also like to add - If you are feeling 'weird' from smoking, quit. When you quit, remember that the excess energy you'll be feeling first two weeks can be hellish (due to the fact that you've been progressively hardening your system to function 'normally' whilst stoned) , so plan an exercise regime (even situps and pushups in your living room will do) before quitting, start the regime at 50% of what you decided and build up over 3 weeks. A 45 minute sauna is awesome for draining all that excess energy you have, too.

(Having excess energy) + (a raised metabolic rate), +( the habit of 'not-doing-jack-shiat') - (constant dopamine supply) = (you going mad)1024

thisisyourbrainonFark:
justbecauseimparanoiddoesntmeanthyernotouttogetme.jpg
/sorry

No apologies needed! My 'paranoia' has saved my life before. Yarly.
 
2012-12-23 06:55:45 AM  
and I'm now taking grams 9-15.

/the shiats and giggles have long since passed
//whar popcorns, BM, WHAR?!?!
 
2012-12-23 07:05:22 AM  
has anyone played Torchlight 2? How do I kill Cacklespit?
 
2012-12-23 07:07:01 AM  
OMFG I could totally marry Carl Sagan's voice.
 
2012-12-23 07:17:58 AM  
1lb king edward potatoes, mashed with 1/4lb grated english chedder, and 1/" cup cream.

flatten mash ove oven proof dish, sprayed with sirachia siriacia hotsauce, covered with layer of frozen peas, then covered with a layer of thick-cut dry-salted smoked bacon. Into pre heated oven @ 200C for as long as it takes to render the bacon fat into the mash.

/just made this
//damn it tastes good
 
2012-12-23 07:37:09 AM  
woah... food coma alert!

I am trying to stay awake, but i be honest i am really feeling the next jwave of steni8ng hitting me like a boulder. i seeing things out fo the cornor of my eye and the slightly trippy colour swrls are starting to feel mushroomy myt ability to touch type is getting really apprehended into being almost 2 finger

i need nmore mental stimulation or maybe just more has. i can take more on top of the potatobacon. so, here goes 3 more grams.

no, 4 make it an even 20, huh-----1?!
 
2012-12-23 07:38:05 AM  
everything is taking forever. ggod job i e off work fro the week
 
2012-12-23 07:40:15 AM  
BRB
 
2012-12-23 08:06:53 AM  
cant get my eyes to cooperate any more. typing is now onefingered, one eyed, very very slow. found my fuzyblanket which is super nice i love the wy it feels i wont go to sllep becaus i want to get this exxperiment.Wish i could read the screen.

My favourite sound,
Simply has to be,
The sound of the bong,
With it's gurgling wheeze.

Pursing your lips,
You steadily inhale,
Filling it to the brim,
Hoping your lungs won't fail,

You empty the chamber,
Of all it's life smoke,
Your eyes start to water,
You're ready to choke!

But, exhaling gently,
You go weak at the knees,
You're oh, so high,
(And so easy to please!)

It's very intense,
Mixing pleasure and pain,
And you just can't wait,
'Till it's your turn again.

/cpy pasta. hmmm.... pasta
 
2012-12-23 08:12:06 AM  
i cant
 
2012-12-23 08:13:02 AM  
coffee! brb
 
2012-12-23 09:03:22 AM  
I don't smoke pot to keep my sperm count low, I smoke it to forget how the biatch keeps blaming me - lashing out with accurate frequency about how I'm to blame for her abortion (troll had unprotected, no birth control sex, gets preggers then blames me) to the point of guilting my into marriage - 20 years later, she's still biatching and is now a puritan (we'll not mention the 2 packs a day she smokes and the bottles of vino she guzzles) so I just want to remind all of you that if anything bad, reproductively or not, happens to a woman, it's the man's fault and we all hope he rots it hell. Got it?
 
2012-12-23 09:20:17 AM  
i hate things like make up on a girl, also perfume. you are ugly and smell bad but i love you anyway dont nedd to preten to get my love if anything we art oo much involved with media projection of beuty that is a selfloathing spiral of bullshiat betteringness because we all are uglier than the rest EVERYONE IS. cant feel bad about being a smelly ugly because im not interested in fakeness only reality if i want your fake side i wilkl lokk at your photogrps on facebook. my armpits are itchy
 
2012-12-23 09:47:31 AM  

uttertosh: cant get my eyes to cooperate any more. typing is now onefingered, one eyed, very very slow.


You dead yet? I got this way the other day - couldn't even play Pinball on the PS3 anymore. All I could do was laugh about it and try anyway.
 
2012-12-23 09:50:16 AM  
pROMETHIUS IS awesome! i'M LOVING THIS MOVIE!!!
 
2012-12-23 10:20:04 AM  
i'M SO farkING HUNGRY, BUT i'M TOO STONED TO MOVE. mY BEST GUESS IS THAT cANNABIS COULD, MORE THAN LIKELY CAUSE DEATH BY STARVATIO9N @ AROUND THE 40-50 GARM IN 24 HOURS MAR4K. i USED TO SAY THAT 2 i LOVE KIDS, BUT I CAN NEVER FINISH A W2HOLE ONE IN ONE SITTI8NTG2 , BUT NOWI DONT KNOW ANYMORE.
 
2012-12-23 10:43:17 AM  
Bell and Sebastian music is making me really angry. I think I'll switch to Enya. Ok, Enya was making things worse, so back to SKrillex and Choen it is. Choen is genius. Love that man. Avalanch is just beautiful.
 
2012-12-23 12:20:41 PM  
This is themost stoned i've have ever been high in my life
 
2012-12-23 12:50:00 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: BronyMedic: DaCaptain19: Rightfully angry blurb that pot is illegal while Alcohol and Tobacco is not.

To be fair, any deaths from Marijuana use would probibly fall under either Cardiovascular/Stroke, or COPD/Respiratory.

Maybe, but first, the CDC is listing marijuana as a completely distinct "cause" of death. Why would the CDC - a federal institution - want to even ADMIT zero deaths due to marijuana?

Second, if people die "prematurely" I believe there is usually/always an autopsy. Such things could determine whether tobacco or pot was the cause.

Anyway, I go back to the CDC chart - the best authority for these statistics that I know of - and again pay attention to the fact that marijuana is attributed to zero deaths. Those aren't my numbers.

I'm not arguing with you. I'm just pointing out that would be the only way you could die from marijuana use.
It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana. Or even an amount which could obtund them.

u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals


citation needed. I want real data to back up your claim...I don't believe a word of it, no offense.
 
2012-12-23 01:23:35 PM  
You know that subby's never once been invited to a party before when he/she thinks that everyone who smokes weed is a goddamn tree hugging hipster.
 
2012-12-23 02:22:02 PM  
okokok The last 5 grams im prepared to eat in the name fo science have jus been eaten. itys nows mre than 12 hours im sure and i stopped seeijmng my letters on the keys that are moving and i just cant focus onm them they arfe similar to unpleasent to my eyes and i have no more energy for backgamn.

there is more snow outsi than has been and i waznt to go play with my nephews but i have to eat first so i have to motivate my ass away from angrybirdsrio whichis starting to give me auraural halluhal i have to stop theyre driving me sane. did i put the oven onfark HA I CANT BELIEVER ITS NOT UTTERTOSH thats a cool light on myKEYBOkeyboardoh capslock. huh i wonder if i
 
2012-12-23 02:32:31 PM  
and i name it 25g. you win bornyhmedick
 
2012-12-23 04:53:57 PM  

uttertosh: BronyMedic: uttertosh: BronyMedic: It's next-to impossible for an adult to ingest an LD50 amount of Marijuana

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I'll be there with popcorn, beer, and a laryngiscope. GODSPEED, you brave and noble soul.


all i could get a hold of on such short notice was a hecto of Kashmiri hash. I've started with 3g 'broken' up and mixed in smultron yoghurt. Please say you brought more popcorn.

Jon iz teh kewl: u don't DIE from marijuana use but you often wind up in psychiatric hospitals

Not yet, I haven't. I've been a smoker nearly half my life. am predisposed to to paranoid schizophrenia, and still manage to be fully functioning member of society. (I work hard, too!) Like I said before, by staying the fark away from sativa dominant strains, I have gained control of my paranoias. (this knowledge is a from a 17 year, self-study on the subject)


well if you weren't breaking the law maybe you wouldn't be so paranoid
 
2012-12-23 05:02:57 PM  
i just gave 400 kr tip toi the pizzadelirvy guy.
 
2012-12-23 06:39:52 PM  
farkilovepizza
 
2012-12-23 06:48:41 PM  
pizza is always better when i add hotsuce to it on top. WHAR YOUR GOD NOW?

falafel is also awesom, dont getme wrong, its just that a pizza pizza who has redopnions and smoke ham and jalpeños and mozzrelella and taco sås and kebabmeats on is just better with sisiarciachia being mainly hot with alittlebut not toomuch being less than the way garlc tate, other than tha its the doggs boolocks.

maybe i want more hash. we se. just one word is terbly had to
 
2012-12-23 06:53:44 PM  
found a folder with old soutpark so i am ging to try death by cannabis giggles. brb
 
2012-12-23 06:56:55 PM  
cartmn is doing my headin but i have to say that the giggles are not here. not athis level. ok, my nephews ar inbed nw, so I can eat more. how many grams shoud i eat i has 75 left.you decide.
 
2012-12-23 07:31:35 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: well if you weren't breaking the law maybe you wouldn't be so paranoid


I have had you on ignore for ages with the tag 'a' beside, not knowing really remevbring why.

Now i know. sshole.

/shrodingers curiosity
 
2012-12-23 07:34:26 PM  
sorry jon. yer just not kewl enogh. unless you have more piza.
 
2012-12-23 07:43:45 PM  
breaking teh law iz NEVER COOL.

i suggest you listen to more music

if you gamble with life u can lose it
 
2012-12-23 07:46:28 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: breaking teh law iz NEVER COOL.

i suggest you listen to more music

if you gamble with life u can lose it


thats not pizza. back on ingore for you. tag; hasno pizza
 
2012-12-23 07:54:07 PM  
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2012-12-23 08:12:32 PM  

uttertosh: asdvnkl-b{ trftrhgsdfgrgaergaehyjiloö


what is your problem with these drug things, don't u have work tomorrow
 
2012-12-23 09:17:23 PM  
bed
 
2012-12-24 07:32:28 AM  
uttertosh: stuff.

Ok... I have no memory of posting past the 10 hour mark. I'm still incredibly stoned, but at least I can see what I'm typing.

I have ingested 25g of medium-strong hashish over a 24 period. The only thing that died was a family-size pizza (RIP).

Conclusion: I could very well expect that starvation could cause the death of someone who had ingested Cannabis, if this Cannabis:time ratio were to increase from the 1:1 range, to a 3:1+ range, for bodyweight of 70kg @ 185cm tall (150lbs @ 6ft), and the total number of hours that Cannabis was consumed, was to be raised to double of that of the experiment.

Note to Jon: you are back on ignore, and I'm not taking you back off again for love nor money. I'm now pretty 100% certain as to why I put you on ignore in the first place: You have nothing of interest to add to any thread. You are, btw, the only Fark user I have on ignore.

Now If y'all will excuse me, I'm off to kill a julbord so badly, that the restaurant bans me for life.

FOR SCIENCE!!

GOD JUL ALLIHOPA!!
 
2012-12-24 07:47:15 AM  

uttertosh: and i name it 25g. you win bornyhmedick


Translation: I'm calling it a day at 25 grams. BronyMedic was, in my opinion, pretty much spot on. However, there are far more potent forms of Cannabis than that of the experiment (pure butane resin extract, for example), that contain 0% plant fibre, thus giving a potency per gram ratio far greater than any hashish or flower. This form of Cannabis is rare and expensive in this part of the world, so further analysis is pending due to lack of funding at this time.

Maybe I should crowd-source the next experiment, and make a live stream with interactive chat box.

Thoughts anyone?
 
2012-12-24 08:28:26 PM  

uttertosh: uttertosh: and i name it 25g. you win bornyhmedick

Translation: I'm calling it a day at 25 grams. BronyMedic was, in my opinion, pretty much spot on. However, there are far more potent forms of Cannabis than that of the experiment (pure butane resin extract, for example), that contain 0% plant fibre, thus giving a potency per gram ratio far greater than any hashish or flower. This form of Cannabis is rare and expensive in this part of the world, so further analysis is pending due to lack of funding at this time.

Maybe I should crowd-source the next experiment, and make a live stream with interactive chat box.

Thoughts anyone?


Bath Salts, Sir.

For Science.
 
2012-12-25 04:32:37 AM  

BronyMedic: uttertosh: uttertosh: and i name it 25g. you win bornyhmedick

Translation: I'm calling it a day at 25 grams. BronyMedic was, in my opinion, pretty much spot on. However, there are far more potent forms of Cannabis than that of the experiment (pure butane resin extract, for example), that contain 0% plant fibre, thus giving a potency per gram ratio far greater than any hashish or flower. This form of Cannabis is rare and expensive in this part of the world, so further analysis is pending due to lack of funding at this time.

Maybe I should crowd-source the next experiment, and make a live stream with interactive chat box.

Thoughts anyone?

Bath Salts, Sir.

For Science.


Can't get them here. But I'd seriously consider importing some if Fred Phelps were coming to town.
 
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