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(Some Guy)   Marijuana lowers your sperm count. It's all part of God's plan to keep hipsters from reproducing. Pot kills most of the swimmers, and skinny jeans suffocate the rest   (explodingunicorn.blogspot.com) divider line 173
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2012-12-22 08:14:51 AM
Its also a natural male contraceptive with pleasant side effects? Neat!
 
2012-12-22 10:29:06 AM
For The WIN!
 
2012-12-22 10:32:06 AM
Achievement unlocked!
 
2012-12-22 11:04:08 AM
Your blog sucks
 
2012-12-22 11:45:26 AM
Weed. Is there anything it can't make better?
 
2012-12-22 12:07:50 PM
Exploding Unicorn?
 
2012-12-22 12:26:13 PM
A problem that fixes itself?  Brilliant!
 
2012-12-22 12:36:08 PM
img338.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 02:15:39 PM
Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.
 
2012-12-22 02:16:17 PM
Bullshiat.

Everyday smoker for 15 years, still have supersperm.
 
2012-12-22 02:18:09 PM
Sounds like subby has a problem with other people's fun time.
 
2012-12-22 02:19:44 PM

mooseyfate: Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.


On the plus side; she gets the next one free.

/ I keed, I keed
 
2012-12-22 02:22:01 PM

mooseyfate: Tell that to the 15 abortions my wife has had to have.


Your not smoking enough.. or the quality sucks...

or it's a bs story...

For your lost chilldren
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-22 02:22:51 PM
I'm pretty sure there are plenty of sperm to spare unfortunately.
 
2012-12-22 02:24:06 PM
It's a natural form of contraception. Perfect!

/makes me hornier than a goat
//best aphrodisiac ever
 
2012-12-22 02:31:50 PM
www.anchorman-quotes.info
I like pot,
Pot, Pot, Pot,
It goes down,
Into My Lungs,
Oh! We're, on the air?
 
2012-12-22 02:34:42 PM
Calling people hipsters is so hipster :/
 
2012-12-22 02:35:15 PM
So that explains my 8 month old daughter....oh wait, no it doesn't .
 
2012-12-22 02:37:45 PM
Weed + Mountain Dew = Energetic, non-reproductive sex sessions.

Sign me up.
 
2012-12-22 02:40:23 PM
I think you mean hippie, subby.
 
2012-12-22 02:43:19 PM
Great side effect. Why would anyone want this world to have more children other than for selfish reasons. Yes, those of you who make babies are bad people.
 
2012-12-22 02:45:05 PM
Someone named exploding unicorn with a blog about marijuana...

Yeah. That's not going to be funny or informative.
 
2012-12-22 02:45:32 PM
We need to see the research on this. I don't believe it.
 
2012-12-22 02:47:02 PM
I used to smoke morning, noon and night when I was younger, working in IT. I made my wife pregnant while she was on the pill and we had a daughter. A few years later, we decided to make her a sibling - and got twins. Try for 0, get 1. Try for 1, get 2.

Not buying it. Did Seagram's pay for this study?
 
2012-12-22 02:47:30 PM
That article was too long for a stoner to have written. Guy must be buying some weak shiat.
 
2012-12-22 02:51:47 PM
Tell that to my three kids.
 
2012-12-22 02:55:17 PM
Since Washington and Colorado will have lower sperm counts, it's up to us Californians to re-populate those barren states. They love Californians!
 
2012-12-22 02:55:29 PM

skinink: That article was too long for a stoner to have written. Guy must be buying some weak shiat.


The guy thinks that weed sets off smoke detectors. It's safe to say he's never even SEEN weed, let alone smoked it.
 
2012-12-22 03:06:47 PM
It also makes you last a lot longer, so your lady can have multiple explosive orgasms. But, you don't want this. Get outta here! You don't want it!

old.simianuprising.com
 
2012-12-22 03:09:41 PM

ComaToast: Since Washington and Colorado will have lower sperm counts, it's up to us Californians to re-populate those barren states. They love Californians!


Yeah, because no one is smoking weed in California .
 
2012-12-22 03:15:44 PM
BRB, going shopping for skinny jeans...
 
2012-12-22 03:16:13 PM

Insatiable Jesus: I used to smoke morning, noon and night when I was younger, working in IT. I made my wife pregnant while she was on the pill and we had a daughter. A few years later, we decided to make her a sibling - and got twins. Try for 0, get 1. Try for 1, get 2.

Not buying it. Did Seagram's pay for this study?


i also knocked up my wife with our first shortly after taking up weed again after an 8 yr hiatus. she was also on birthcontrol...and i was getting to an age where i was beginning to doubt my boys breaststroke.

long story short...weed gave me super-sperm, or at the very least i discovered peter north's secret.
 
2012-12-22 03:16:51 PM
FTA : If marijuana is going to be legal, it should be limited to use in the home

I dont have a golf course in my home, wiseguy.
 
2012-12-22 03:17:13 PM
What a natural contraception.but not adviceable.
 
2012-12-22 03:22:11 PM
So, how do they equate smoking weed with being a hipster? I suppose a large portion of the rap community are hipsters too, according to this logic?

Also, agree with previous posts, even if it decreases your count, you still got some swimmers- it's not the same as being sterile...
 
2012-12-22 03:22:12 PM
Huh...a confessed alcoholic who has never smoked marijuana and decries the culture. I would guess that the number of marriages that got into trouble over pot or firings due to pot is dwarfed a thousand times by the numbers of marriages/jobs that were ruined over alcohol.

Alcohol use is the strongest predictor of domestic violence. Alcohol is also the strongest predictor of auto-related deaths,

Quoting from the article linked at the bottom attributed to the CDC:

Every day, almost 30 people in the United States die in motor vehicle crashes that involve an alcohol-impaired driver. This amounts to one death every 48 minutes. The annual cost of alcohol-related crashes totals more than $51 billion.

In 2010, 10,228 people were killed in alcohol-impaired driving crashes, accounting for nearly one-third (31%) of all traffic-related deaths in the United States.

In 2010, over 1.4 million drivers were arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol or narcotics. That's one percent of the 112 million self-reported episodes of alcohol-impaired driving among U.S. adults each year.

Drugs other than alcohol (e.g., marijuana and cocaine) are involved in about 18% of motor vehicle driver deaths. These other drugs are often used in combination with alcohol.
This is an interesting statistic - so we already know that alcohol is solely involved in 31% of accidents. We cannot say the other 18% are due to "other drugs" as the article admits that even this 18% of drug-related accidents ALSO involve alcohol in many cases.

Drinking proceeds acts of family violence in 25 to 50% of all cases of domestic violence. A word on this - it would seem alcohol is a factor in a minority of domestic violence cases involving battery or, at best, half of all incidents. Still, think about how many cases of abuse could be rid were alcohol illegal.

Link


Link

Changing subjects a bit, let's look at the social cost of tobacco use:

More deaths are caused each year by tobacco use than by all deaths from human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), illegal drug use, alcohol use, motor vehicle injuries, suicides, and murders combined.

Link

So hmmmm...where is pot in all this? Seriously, how many deaths in 2009 were caused by pot? Zero!!!! And if you wonder whether this is a guess or some kind of pro-pot propaganda, let's look again to what the CDC says (link below)...

Link

Cause of death (Data from 2009 unless otherwise noted)1 Number

All Causes 2,437,163
Diseases of Heart 599,413
Malignant Neoplasms 567,628
Chronic Lower Respiratory Diseases 137,353
Cerebrovascular Diseases 128,842
Lack of Health Insurance3 (2005) 44,789
Poisoning 41,592
Drug-Induced2 39,147
Intentional Self-Harm (Suicide) 36,909
Septicemia 35,639
Motor Vehicle Accidents 34,485
Firearm Injuries 31,347
Alcohol-Induced 24,518
Illicit Drugs (2000) 17,000
Homicide 16,799
Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) 9,406
Viral hepatitis 7,694
Cannabis (Marijuana) 0


So...according to the CDC - the governing body is charge of statistics like the above, says itself there were 0 (zero) deaths attributed to marijuana use.

Interesting.
 
2012-12-22 03:23:52 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Your blog sucks


This.
 
2012-12-22 03:23:54 PM
Nobody ever smoked weed before the Hipsters came in four years ago.
 
2012-12-22 03:26:28 PM
Cool-/ have enough kids.
 
2012-12-22 03:35:04 PM
I hate your blog.
It's incredibly
terrible and bad.

I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it.
You post about it. I get to read it.
Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you bought
and your thoughts on whether Nicole Ritchie's hot or not.
You got no reason to be typing, yet you persist.
Hit each key with your fist till you punch out your top ten list
of all the things that ever happened in your life.
Number one: met Michael Jackson's second wife.
Number two: got Curly on the Which Stooge Are You
Poll, as the GIF proves. Click for the link-through!
Three: saw puppy pictures on a web page,
kittens in a nest egg. The idea gestated:
Why not open up your own?
So you bought the account and yet I hope you don't
put the payments in on it every month like they want,
'cause then you'll disappear off the internet, haunt
just the Wayback Machine like a ghost.
And I won't be like, "How come you don't post??"
I promise I won't.

I hate your blog. Your recipe for vegan eggnog is stupid.
I hissed and I booed it,
and then eschewed it, never made it once. Yes,
your blog roll is a confederacy of dunces.
It abuts less interesting links in your posts.
Hamsters that dance! I'm not engrossed.
I'm not opposed to your collection of All Your Base pics,
but they're longer in the denture than a ninja flipping out doing face kicks.
I'll phrase this nice:
if it's hard to get to bed, your web site will suffice
to entice me to slumber. I mumble impoliticly,
"I tried not to click 'read more' but you tricked me!"
Want to stick the whole computer in the trash can
instead of reading about the constipation lately and your ass plans
that you seem to contemplate.
You thought I would rate your page 'awesome' and 'great'?

[Whoremoans]
You're just jealous. Yeah, that's it - envious, even.
Turning green when my hit counter broke ten thousand this evening.
Mad you cant match my keypad content
or petitions for legalizing of micropayment thieving.
X-rays of teething eight-month heathens and pictures of kittens heaving,
the calories in everything I'm eating,
yaoi art my girl drew of Goku making out with Joss Whedon,
my 300-pound friend's exposure (that's indecent).
But that's only negatives.
I've got discussions on the homeliest alien relative.
The final battle, Sam Cassell versus Carnage
and a triple-threat match: Charles v. Marilyn v. Shirley Manson from Garbage.
I pay homage to great Americans like Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter;
Westwood Radio for help when insulting countercultures.
My blog stands above all others by head and shoulders.

I hate your blog. You ain't logged in in a month and a half,
and I, for one, am aghast.
I mean I'm fast on the way to removing it from bookmarks.
If I took part in vanity I might be trying to look smart
by not checking eight times a day.
Your blog is so despair-inducing I can't bear to look away.
Oh, well! Got to do what your muse compels.
Guess I'll try to go despise a blog by someone else.
 
2012-12-22 03:37:43 PM
I didn't think it was possible but your blog both sucks and blows.
 
2012-12-22 03:43:19 PM
It obviously ain't workin. Barely kept it down to the two, stopped using birth control for a whopping month each time.

NW coast best coast suck it :V
 
2012-12-22 03:45:31 PM
cdn.urbanislandz.com

LOLWUT?

/oblig
//only 9 of the 11 are biologically his
///possibly has 2 more kids who are not considered by his estate
 
2012-12-22 03:52:33 PM
So Baghdad Bob got a job in the war on drugs?
 
2012-12-22 03:53:44 PM
Pot is to popular and "mainstream" for hipsters. They like another drug.

You've never heard of it.
 
2012-12-22 04:11:35 PM
FTBCS: "i got thru 2 paragraphs before i was like, 'This guy is a huge farking douche-nozzle'"

Agreed.
 
2012-12-22 04:11:45 PM

TomD9938: FTA : If marijuana is going to be legal, it should be limited to use in the home

I dont have a golf course in my home, wiseguy.


I don't keep a nature trail in my house, either.
 
2012-12-22 04:16:37 PM

doonerpjenkins: Calling people hipsters is so hipster :/


I've been rejecting name-calling since before rejecting name-calling was cool.

/ya
 
2012-12-22 04:18:50 PM
"Hunter/gatherers" smoked the Devil's weed and that is why "Farmers" farking hat eit.
 
2012-12-22 04:32:14 PM
The guy who wrote this rant sounds stressed. Maybe he should consider pot.
 
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