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(The Sun)   Pineapple grown in horse manure makes for hefty price tag, crappy pina coladas   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-12-22 12:06:20 PM
Hay, one more over here.
 
2012-12-22 12:09:39 PM
How the hell is that different from our regular veggies that are grown with cow manure from dairy farms?

Were these horses winners of the Kentucky derby or something?
 
2012-12-22 12:11:14 PM
Pineapple grown in horse manure makes for hefty price tag, crappy pina coladas

I went looking for a "heft manure" diaper image, and I really regret it. It's like the whole internet is /b/.
 
2012-12-22 12:15:08 PM
"i'll have a pina colonic."
 
2012-12-22 12:19:40 PM
Let's get Rupert Holmes to sing about THAT.
 
2012-12-22 12:22:13 PM

The Flexecutioner: "i'll have a pina colonic."


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Let's get Rupert Holmes to sing about THAT.


♫ "If you love pina colonics... getting caught in the rain...." ♫
 
2012-12-22 12:27:18 PM

phlegmmo: The Flexecutioner: "i'll have a pina colonic."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Let's get Rupert Holmes to sing about THAT.

♫ "If you love pina colonics... getting caught in the rain...." ♫


BWAHAHAHA
 
2012-12-22 12:31:00 PM
If Mister Ed were still on he'd be singing, "I poop pina coladas, Willllburrrr."
 
2012-12-22 12:48:28 PM

phlegmmo: The Flexecutioner: "i'll have a pina colonic."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Let's get Rupert Holmes to sing about THAT.

♫ "If you love pina colonics... getting caught in the rain...." ♫


He should be forced to have a "pina colonic" at 1000 psi for that stupid song.
 
2012-12-22 12:55:29 PM
I've been to the place where they grew these: The Lost Gardens of Heligan in Cornwall. It's a fascinating display of unimaginable wealth and gardening ingenuity. The entire pineapple house is heated using a chemical reaction between manure and straw and urine. The gardeners slept on straw beds above the animal pens while the owners ate melons, figs and other exotic fruits.

Highly recommended i you're ever in Cornwall. Far better than the nearby Eden Project.
 
2012-12-22 12:55:31 PM
pineapple turds hurt like hell, too. like pine cone turds but bigger and thornier.

/enjoy that mental image
 
2012-12-22 01:14:37 PM
In horse manure?
Neigh. Neigh.
 
2012-12-22 01:17:36 PM
Damn those "Recommended Stories" links......Straight to the "Dolly's Partons' Tattooed Tata's.....(without pics I might add) I'm so ashamed of my self......
 
2012-12-22 01:25:08 PM
Pineapple happens to be my favourite fruit, but paying about $16,200? Really? Hell, for the same price I can get a first-class flight to Hawai'i, find a farmer's fruit stand, purchase the best sun-grown pineapple on the island, revel in the truly fresh, delicious, juicy flavour amid beautiful scenery and warm temperatures, fly back home, and put the remaining $10,000 in my Credit Union.

SRSLY, England. What is your glitch?
 
2012-12-22 01:44:44 PM
It sounds like someone is into health food..But they don't have half a brain if they pay that much..
 
2012-12-22 05:57:47 PM
To close off the thread.


POOP


no more comments that are not only that word
 
2012-12-22 07:06:21 PM
poop
 
2012-12-22 08:12:25 PM
Reading comprehension FAIL. TFA doesn't say that it was grown in horse manure.

Says horse piss was added to manure and straw. Could it have been horse manure? Sure. But the article isn't specific.
 
2012-12-22 09:27:35 PM

Prey4reign: If Mister Ed were still on he'd be singing, "I poop pina coladas, Willllburrrr."

New keyboard, please. That way funny.

I hate pina coladas--they are sickeningly sweet. I hate girly drinks. Jack please
 
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2012-12-23 09:26:13 AM

The Flexecutioner: "i'll have a pina colonic."


Beats a penis colonic....

Or does it ?????
 
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2012-12-23 09:28:41 AM
Did they really have to say 'it's expected to have explosive' flavor?

Oh the mental imagery they prompted....
 
2012-12-23 09:32:32 AM
So it's crappy, overpriced, and sought after by well-off fools?

Someone go out to the iKennels and wake the lawyers; Apple's business model is being infringed!
 
2012-12-23 09:50:48 AM

The Flexecutioner: pineapple turds hurt like hell, too. like pine cone turds but bigger and thornier.

/enjoy that mental image


i.ytimg.com

/agrees
 
2012-12-23 04:49:41 PM
Hope they pick it quick.  It's already over-ripe.
 
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