The Flexecutioner: "i'll have a pina colonic."
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Let's get Rupert Holmes to sing about THAT.
phlegmmo: The Flexecutioner: "i'll have a pina colonic."Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Let's get Rupert Holmes to sing about THAT.♫ "If you love pina colonics... getting caught in the rain...." ♫
Prey4reign: If Mister Ed were still on he'd be singing, "I poop pina coladas, Willllburrrr."
The Flexecutioner: pineapple turds hurt like hell, too. like pine cone turds but bigger and thornier./enjoy that mental image
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