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(Mercury News)   Year-end recap of the San Jose Police blotter. Campbell: A person was hit in the face with a bag of hot dogs on Thanksgiving. (Nov. 27)   (mercurynews.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-22 11:21:53 AM  
I've seen better from the Mercury News crime blotter. I believe the entire text of the incident was: "An argument occurred and it included hair pulling."
 
2012-12-22 11:23:28 AM  
Just so ya know - NONE of the incidents listed happened in San Jose.
 
2012-12-22 11:28:36 AM  
I lived there till I was 12, moved to MN in 1977 and thanks to Google street view I can revisit the old neighborhood near Terrell Elementary without traveling. Not quite the same but interesting to look at.
 
2012-12-22 11:31:22 AM  
Reminds me of a friend from HIgh School.  Threw a Whopper with Cheese at his Mother and she called the police after it grazed her hair.  They were an odd family.  Dude gave acid to his mother's poodle.
Crazies from Ohio.
 
2012-12-22 11:33:02 AM  
FTFA: Burlingame: After residents reported strange noises in their home, police found an intoxicated former service worker in the closet. (Sept. 28)

San Mateo: A woman reported an intruder in her closet. Police found no one there, and she was arrested on drug charges. (Feb. 29)


Sounds like the service worker had already left and forgotten his stash. Poor San Mateo lady.
 
2012-12-22 11:33:31 AM  
i50.tinypic.com

Sure it wasn't a bag of dicks?
 
2012-12-22 11:40:24 AM  
I didn't RTFA, so this is a guess....

There was an altercation between the employees of Wienerschnitzel and Taco Bravo. The bag of hot dogs was a retaliatory strike for a Taco Delight bludgeoning.

/off to see how close i was
//if you don't know Campbell, none of what I wrote is going to resonate.
 
2012-12-22 11:43:08 AM  
The only notable thing about SJ - the "big coil of poo" statue in (what passes for) central park:

mw2.google.com
 
2012-12-22 11:51:36 AM  
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-22 11:55:47 AM  
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-22 12:53:08 PM  

Zotfripper: [i112.photobucket.com image 250x144]


Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 250x144]


Where on earth did you get that?

I'd ask for her contact info, but I'm thinking:

img45.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 12:59:46 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: I didn't RTFA, so this is a guess....

There was an altercation between the employees of Wienerschnitzel and Taco Bravo. The bag of hot dogs was a retaliatory strike for a Taco Delight bludgeoning.

/off to see how close i was
//if you don't know Campbell, none of what I wrote is going to resonate.


That would have been my guess as well, if there had been a follow up incident involving attempted suffocation in a plate of nachos.

/taco bravo ftw
 
2012-12-22 01:13:32 PM  
I ♥ living on the peninsula
 
2012-12-22 01:40:08 PM  

noitsnot: The only notable thing about SJ - the "big coil of poo" statue in (what passes for) central park:


Remember park god spelled backward is dog krap.
 
2012-12-22 01:46:08 PM  

Zotfripper: [i112.photobucket.com image 250x144]

~
I wuz going to post that one too. I'll leave you with a single hot dog frank instead.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-22 02:01:28 PM  

Finally got 'round to RTFA. Christ some of them are funny, cries for police assistance from the mentally unbalanced.

Foster City: A resident reported feeling the presence of something outside the window. (Sept. 11)


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-22 02:11:42 PM  

noitsnot: The only notable thing about SJ - the "big coil of poo" statue in (what passes for) central park:

[mw2.google.com image 500x332]


i2.kym-cdn.com
Yay, 75th green
 
2012-12-22 02:13:51 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: I didn't RTFA, so this is a guess....

There was an altercation between the employees of Wienerschnitzel and Taco Bravo. The bag of hot dogs was a retaliatory strike for a Taco Delight bludgeoning.

/off to see how close i was
//if you don't know Campbell, none of what I wrote is going to resonate.


Like a record from Tower Records
 
2012-12-22 03:51:25 PM  
The post above where the MENSA guy called people with an IQ of 60 carrots?

This list proves that was an insult to carrots.
 
2012-12-22 07:23:23 PM  
"As God as my witness, I thought frankfurters could fly."
 
2012-12-23 12:13:27 AM  
Burlingame: A person who reported seeing a man gyrating while holding a book was reluctant to say anything further. (April 7)

That one is awesome.
 
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