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2012-12-22 10:54:37 AM  
"Where's my unicorn? I specifically requested a unicorn. GET ME MY DAMN UNICORN!"
 
2012-12-22 12:08:24 PM  
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2012-12-22 12:22:05 PM  
Accommodations for the paparazzi should be taken into concentration.   She should buy the locale motel/hotel/inn and double the rate for any paparazzi.
 
2012-12-22 01:49:02 PM  
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I cleared escrow
So now we're nay-bees!
 
2012-12-22 02:41:24 PM  
FTFA: "While they were in the U.K., they had a chance to drive up to Harry's mom's place in Cheshire and Taylor fell in love with the gorgeous countryside. They spent a day in Holmes Chapel, with Harry's mom Anne and his sister Gemma, before driving up to the Lake District."

I can't help laughing. It's like the time I took that mormon girl to the cinema and her giant of a brother was sent along to supervise.
 
2012-12-22 02:44:39 PM  
Her and Adele could get together and write the craziest breakup/stalker music ever.
 
2012-12-22 02:45:38 PM  

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Well, it's good that Dennis Miller is finding gainful employment.
 
2012-12-22 02:52:03 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Where's my unicorn? I specifically requested a unicorn. GET ME MY DAMN UNICORN!"


. . .Prince has been living in Prince World for quite some time now."
She's like, "So Prince will come to us periodically and say things like:

'It's 3 in the morning in Minnesota. I really need a camel .
Go get it.'

And then we try to explain to Prince, like:
'Prince, it's 3:00 in the morning in Minnesota, it's January. . .

. . .and you want a camel .
That is not physically or psychologically possible.'

And Prince says, 'Why?"'
I'm like, "Is he an asshole?"

She's like, "He's not malicious when he does it.
He just doesn't understand why he can't get what he wants.

He doesn't understand why someone can't process a request. . .
. . .like a camel at 3 in the morning in Minnesota."

I was like, "That's not my problem .
I can't do what he wants. I don't know what to do."
 
2012-12-22 02:53:18 PM  
This girl takes being a bunny boiler to new extremes. She's only been dating him for a hot second. Now she wants to buy a house near him? She did that to the Kennedy kid.
 
2012-12-22 02:59:04 PM  
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2012-12-22 03:03:27 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I cleared escrow
So now we're nay-bees!


Except this thread isn't about Carly Rae Whosiwhatz. FAIL.
 
2012-12-22 03:03:37 PM  
Taylor Swift is crazy and her music sucks.
 
2012-12-22 03:03:47 PM  
Mixolydian Master:

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"Payed"?
 
ecl
2012-12-22 03:03:50 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Accommodations for the paparazzi should be taken into concentration.   She should buy the locale motel/hotel/inn and double the rate for any paparazzi.


Are you making some kind of meta joke with all those errors?
 
2012-12-22 03:05:53 PM  

ecl: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Accommodations for the paparazzi should be taken into concentration.   She should buy the locale motel/hotel/inn and double the rate for any paparazzi.

Are you making some kind of meta joke with all those errors?


Thanks to the scourge of autocorrect on mobile devices, mocking spelling errors just isn't as fun anymore.
 
2012-12-22 03:08:51 PM  

DundieAwardWinner: Mixolydian Master:

[www.cucumbernebula.com image 325x264]

"Payed"?


I didn't mayke it
 
2012-12-22 03:11:06 PM  

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You forgot one.

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2012-12-22 03:21:57 PM  

nimawai: This girl takes being a bunny boiler to new extremes. She's only been dating him for a hot second. Now she wants to buy a house near him? She did that to the Kennedy kid.


Considering what she's worth, it's probably the equivalent of us spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast with our significant other. Maybe less so because she'll probably be able to flip the property for about what she paid, so it's probably cheaper than spending a month at a top quality hotel when all is said and done.
 
2012-12-22 03:35:40 PM  
I saw another pic of Taylor wearing those red grandma pants and the pic was of her butt. Either she has the flattest ass of any woman or she needs to ditch those pants. Who dresses you. lady?
 
2012-12-22 03:43:26 PM  
What happened to her and the Kennedy? All this mayan business and im behind on my celeb gossip. OH WOE IS ME.
 
2012-12-22 03:44:23 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Considering what she's worth, it's probably the equivalent of us spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast with our significant other. Maybe less so because she'll probably be able to flip the property for about what she paid, so it's probably cheaper than spending a month at a top quality hotel when all is said and done.


I do remember her saying at one point that there are a few places she ends up in so often- for her, three days in the same city is a lot- that it is in fact more convenient to just get a house and not spend all her time in hotels. That's why she has a house in Los Angeles. And Styles aside, I recall her saying she wanted a base of operations in Europe for that same reason, and you'd have to think London's the expected landing spot for an English-speaker.

Cape Cod... that one's pretty much face-value. She has a Kennedy thing.
 
2012-12-22 03:45:16 PM  
Is her snatch made of velvet and spits out buffalo wings?  I don't get why guys continue to date her.  She's going to get super-clingy, drive you nuts, you're going to dump her, and then she's going to write a song about it.  There is an obvious and distinct pattern, here.  I mean, a few months ago she was practically styling herself as the next Jackie Kennedy, now she's on to this guy.  I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.
 
ecl
2012-12-22 03:46:01 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Accommodations for the paparazzi should be taken into concentration.   She should buy the locale motel/hotel/inn and double the rate for any paparazzi.

Are you making some kind of meta joke with all those errors?

Thanks to the scourge of autocorrect on mobile devices, mocking spelling errors just isn't as fun anymore.


Assumption.
 
2012-12-22 03:49:48 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Is her snatch made of velvet and spits out buffalo wings?  I don't get why guys continue to date her.  She's going to get super-clingy, drive you nuts, you're going to dump her, and then she's going to write a song about it.  There is an obvious and distinct pattern, here.  I mean, a few months ago she was practically styling herself as the next Jackie Kennedy, now she's on to this guy.  I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.


She's so farking rich. She can get as clingy as she likes, and write all the songs she wants.
 
2012-12-22 03:57:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Is her snatch made of velvet and spits out buffalo wings?  I don't get why guys continue to date her.  She's going to get super-clingy, drive you nuts, you're going to dump her, and then she's going to write a song about it.  There is an obvious and distinct pattern, here.  I mean, a few months ago she was practically styling herself as the next Jackie Kennedy, now she's on to this guy.  I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.


You have to remember that Taylor also writes songs about the initial attraction. And to hear her tell it, all the guys either don't consider the song at all or think that's how they're going to end up: with nice songs only. And it's not unprecedented. Adam Young, lead singer of Owl City, introduced Taylor to the word 'wonderstruck' and got out with the song 'Enchanted', which almost became the title track of what wound up being Speak Now until Taylor's manager stopped her. And then he got a fragrance called 'Wonderstruck'. And then he got a fragrance called 'Wonderstruck Enchanted'. Every guy Taylor dates thinks that's how things are going to end, roughly (though they never actually say it upfront; if they start worrying more about the song than about Taylor, Taylor considers that a red flag.)

The 'nasty song' thing only ever creeps into their heads when the relationship has hit the rocks and they can see the freight train barreling down on them, and of course, by that point, it's too late. Any attempts to avert it are akin to Wile E. Coyote trying to frantically claw at the cliff he's just run off.
 
2012-12-22 04:10:53 PM  

DundieAwardWinner: Mixolydian Master:

[www.cucumbernebula.com image 325x264]

"Payed"?


you just got trolled yo
 
2012-12-22 04:14:50 PM  
This chick is so f*cking crazy
 
2012-12-22 04:15:54 PM  

Mixolydian Master: Coco LaFemme: Is her snatch made of velvet and spits out buffalo wings?  I don't get why guys continue to date her.  She's going to get super-clingy, drive you nuts, you're going to dump her, and then she's going to write a song about it.  There is an obvious and distinct pattern, here.  I mean, a few months ago she was practically styling herself as the next Jackie Kennedy, now she's on to this guy.  I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.

She's so farking rich. She can get as clingy as she likes, and write all the songs she wants.


Gosling: Coco LaFemme: Is her snatch made of velvet and spits out buffalo wings?  I don't get why guys continue to date her.  She's going to get super-clingy, drive you nuts, you're going to dump her, and then she's going to write a song about it.  There is an obvious and distinct pattern, here.  I mean, a few months ago she was practically styling herself as the next Jackie Kennedy, now she's on to this guy.  I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.

You have to remember that Taylor also writes songs about the initial attraction. And to hear her tell it, all the guys either don't consider the song at all or think that's how they're going to end up: with nice songs only. And it's not unprecedented. Adam Young, lead singer of Owl City, introduced Taylor to the word 'wonderstruck' and got out with the song 'Enchanted', which almost became the title track of what wound up being Speak Now until Taylor's manager stopped her. And then he got a fragrance called 'Wonderstruck'. And then he got a fragrance called 'Wonderstruck Enchanted'. Every guy Taylor dates thinks that's how things are going to end, roughly (though they never actually say it upfront; if they start worrying more about the song than about Taylor, Taylor considers that a red flag.)

The 'nasty song' thing only ever creeps into their heads when the relationship has hit the rocks and they can see the freight train barreling down on them, and of course, by that point, it's too late. Any attempts to avert it are akin to Wile E. Coyote trying to frantically claw at the cliff he's just run off.


I just think that unless she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, dating her seems like more trouble than it's worth.  I'm sure she's a nice person, but she just comes off so cloyingly twee and you can practically hear bluebirds chirping in the background.
 
2012-12-22 04:22:51 PM  
That girl has issues.
It seems to me that as far as relationships go, she has the figurative red hair personality.
 
2012-12-22 04:25:03 PM  
What is the difference between Taylor Swift and your average stalker girlfriend?

About $80 million.
 
2012-12-22 04:32:46 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.


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2012-12-22 04:52:51 PM  

ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Accommodations for the paparazzi should be taken into concentration.   She should buy the locale motel/hotel/inn and double the rate for any paparazzi.

Are you making some kind of meta joke with all those errors?

Thanks to the scourge of autocorrect on mobile devices, mocking spelling errors just isn't as fun anymore.

Assumption.


It was fun?!
 
2012-12-22 05:02:00 PM  
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2012-12-22 05:16:55 PM  

rev. dave: That girl has issues.
It seems to me that as far as relationships go, she has the figurative red hair personality.


hmmm. Real-life "overly attached girlfriend" then?
 
2012-12-22 05:24:14 PM  
So, whenever Taylor likes someone, the property values where he lives go up?
 
2012-12-22 05:31:38 PM  
She could just buy England and then sell back the parts she didn't need.
 
2012-12-22 05:42:15 PM  
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2012-12-22 05:53:08 PM  

Mad_Radhu: nimawai: This girl takes being a bunny boiler to new extremes. She's only been dating him for a hot second. Now she wants to buy a house near him? She did that to the Kennedy kid.

Considering what she's worth, it's probably the equivalent of us spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast with our significant other. Maybe less so because she'll probably be able to flip the property for about what she paid, so it's probably cheaper than spending a month at a top quality hotel when all is said and done.


It sounds more like she wants to buy a house near his family home. That's not exactly close to London I do believe. I'm not sure how real estate is doing in the UK but here it's still not doing all that great. Also finding a buyer for the type of money she's going to spend is going to be hard. She's not buying your average $100k home. These houses she's buying are multi million dollar houses.
 
2012-12-22 06:48:48 PM  

nimawai: Mad_Radhu: nimawai: This girl takes being a bunny boiler to new extremes. She's only been dating him for a hot second. Now she wants to buy a house near him? She did that to the Kennedy kid.

Considering what she's worth, it's probably the equivalent of us spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast with our significant other. Maybe less so because she'll probably be able to flip the property for about what she paid, so it's probably cheaper than spending a month at a top quality hotel when all is said and done.

It sounds more like she wants to buy a house near his family home. That's not exactly close to London I do believe. I'm not sure how real estate is doing in the UK but here it's still not doing all that great. Also finding a buyer for the type of money she's going to spend is going to be hard. She's not buying your average $100k home. These houses she's buying are multi million dollar houses.


I still think she's quite smart in buying up these places. She's worth tens of millions at this point, so she has the money to invest in real estate when even the big-money properties are a fraction of what they cost five years ago. Hell, there's a 200-acre property not too far from where I live, with what is basically a modern mansion situated in the middle; used to be $6 million a few years ago, now it's priced at less than 3. It's still the kind of house that only the uber-rich can afford, but once the real estate market starts picking back up after you've bought it, you've got a tidy profit waiting for you.

Multiply that by the number of houses Taylor's been buying up all over, and you can see that she plans on having financial security long after her career is over.
 
2012-12-22 07:26:10 PM  
Rent?
 
2012-12-22 07:50:06 PM  
I don't know why it took me until now to start a 'best job in the world' folder.
 
2012-12-22 08:34:07 PM  

nimawai: This girl takes being a bunny boiler to new extremes. She's only been dating him for a hot second. Now she wants to buy a house near him? She did that to the Kennedy kid.


Plus why is she dating teenaged boys? Wasn't the Kennedy kid about 17? Either she's very immature or she's very controlling, so much so that men her age and older see it the first time they talk to her.
 
2012-12-22 08:35:27 PM  
I just saw a TED talk where a researcher puts forth that we might be on the verge of a regenerative breakthrough, and that people who are currently ~50 or less will live for 1000 years (functionally, immortal).

I just realized that meant that, at some point, everyone reading this will someday date Taylor Swift.
 
2012-12-22 09:16:48 PM  
Best job in the world? Blow.
 
2012-12-22 09:26:23 PM  

EmmaLou: nimawai: This girl takes being a bunny boiler to new extremes. She's only been dating him for a hot second. Now she wants to buy a house near him? She did that to the Kennedy kid.

Plus why is she dating teenaged boys? Wasn't the Kennedy kid about 17? Either she's very immature or she's very controlling, so much so that men her age and older see it the first time they talk to her.



Yeah, if you don't like dating younger men then clearly it's a personality flaw in people who do like it. She was probably abused or something amirite?

rambly-ramblings.2308065.n4.nabble.com
 
2012-12-22 09:43:35 PM  

PDXBishop: I still think she's quite smart in buying up these places. She's worth tens of millions at this point, so she has the money to invest in real estate when even the big-money properties are a fraction of what they cost five years ago. Hell, there's a 200-acre property not too far from where I live, with what is basically a modern mansion situated in the middle; used to be $6 million a few years ago, now it's priced at less than 3. It's still the kind of house that only the uber-rich can afford, but once the real estate market starts picking back up after you've bought it, you've got a tidy profit waiting for you.

Multiply that by the number of houses Taylor's been buying up all over, and you can see that she plans on having financial security long after her career is over.


The problem is finding a buyer. Especially one who's willing to pay top dollar. You also have to consider the taxes on these houses. Especially when you're getting into that kind of house. I'm sure the tax bills are pretty high. 20yrs ago a 2000 sq ft house on Long Island was $5000 a year. Taxes have gone up considerably since then. Multiply that by several multi million dollar houses. It gets pretty expensive after a while. If I were her I'd invest in condos. Especially if she's not going to be in them for long periods of time. You can still get a really nice place but it would end up being a lot less money for you to spend & in this economy it's easier to sell a condo. Even the luxury ones.

EmmaLou: Plus why is she dating teenaged boys? Wasn't the Kennedy kid about 17? Either she's very immature or she's very controlling, so much so that men her age and older see it the first time they talk to her.


Keep in mind that she's not that old. Early 20's I think. So it's not really that much older. People balk only because Taylor is female. As we all know woman should never date younger men. It just isn't done in our society. (eye roll)
 
2012-12-22 10:12:13 PM  

Gosling: Coco LaFemme: Is her snatch made of velvet and spits out buffalo wings?  I don't get why guys continue to date her.  She's going to get super-clingy, drive you nuts, you're going to dump her, and then she's going to write a song about it.  There is an obvious and distinct pattern, here.  I mean, a few months ago she was practically styling herself as the next Jackie Kennedy, now she's on to this guy.  I'd love to see her hook up with Justin Bieber just so that all his retarded fans go apeshiat and scare the crap out of her.

You have to remember that Taylor also writes songs about the initial attraction. And to hear her tell it, all the guys either don't consider the song at all or think that's how they're going to end up: with nice songs only. And it's not unprecedented. Adam Young, lead singer of Owl City, introduced Taylor to the word 'wonderstruck' and got out with the song 'Enchanted', which almost became the title track of what wound up being Speak Now until Taylor's manager stopped her. And then he got a fragrance called 'Wonderstruck'. And then he got a fragrance called 'Wonderstruck Enchanted'. Every guy Taylor dates thinks that's how things are going to end, roughly (though they never actually say it upfront; if they start worrying more about the song than about Taylor, Taylor considers that a red flag.)

The 'nasty song' thing only ever creeps into their heads when the relationship has hit the rocks and they can see the freight train barreling down on them, and of course, by that point, it's too late. Any attempts to avert it are akin to Wile E. Coyote trying to frantically claw at the cliff he's just run off.


You know WAAAAAAAY more about this than any adult man OR woman should.
Plus you seem to believe the bullshiate.

Rich or not, moderately talented or not, Taylor seems to be more than a little farked up when it comes to dating and relationships.
 
2012-12-22 11:17:53 PM  
Jesus, does this woman stalk each one of her boyfriends? Or does she just enjoys the "clingy girlfriend" reputation and is just playing it up.
 
2012-12-22 11:45:47 PM  
I don't think anyone has gotten less famous by dating Taylor Swift.
 
2012-12-23 12:18:47 AM  
This thread is sorely lacking in Taylor Swift pictures.
 
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