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(Boulder Daily Camera)   Most people hit rock bottom once they're convicted for killing a raccoon using a machete and baseball bat. But not this guy   (dailycamera.com) divider line 7
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2012-12-22 01:18:34 PM  
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Brick-House: I give him points for not sexually assaulting the raccoon.

however, GIS "Sexually Assaulting a Raccoon" and look what picture comes up in the first position.

Look what shows second? Hmm?
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2012-12-22 12:31:17 PM  
5 votes:
I give him points for not sexually assaulting the raccoon.

however, GIS "Sexually Assaulting a Raccoon" and look what picture comes up in the first position.

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2012-12-22 01:05:19 PM  
2 votes:
It might make me unpopular around here, but if I encounter a raccoon using a machete and a baseball bat, I'd probably kill him as well.
2012-12-22 12:10:31 PM  
2 votes:
This young animal-killing, sexual-assaulting economics major has a bright future as a job creator and/or republican representative from hawaii!
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2012-12-22 01:37:17 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: I give him points for not sexually assaulting the raccoon.

however, GIS "Sexually Assaulting a Raccoon" and look what picture comes up in the first position.

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dude, you gis'ed "sexually assaulting a raccoon"!
2012-12-22 12:44:43 PM  
1 votes:

m053486: CU-Boulder is where all the rich haoles that wanted a "respectable" party school, yet still wanted to get home for Thanksgiving break, and couldn't get into a UC school went.

Guess now it's where the crazy sexual/animal assault rich haoles go.


I've never understood this whole "party school" thing. Hawai`i, Alaska, Nevada, California, Florida, Texas, New York, public universities all require their students to bust ass for grades.

It's usually been the Ivy Leagues that allegations of drunken rape emerge from, like Duke.
2012-12-22 12:17:21 PM  
1 votes:
Ahem. Boulder police, if any of you are reading this... this is the kind of person you usually read about in the paper after he's found a firearm and shot up a crowd. Might want to make a mental note of bringing that up with the chief while you've got him there.

Or, you know, just let him plead to a misdemeanor and send him on his way. Whichever.
 
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