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(Guardian)   US marine pleads guilty to dishonorable discharge   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 102
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2012-12-22 11:10:03 AM
Oh for heaven's sake.

What is it with this Christian military and their fetish for body excretions? First Abu Ghraib various excremental assaults on prisoners, inmates heads forced into toilets at Guantanamo, now this.

Was Jesus into scat or something?
 
2012-12-22 11:24:56 AM
I piss on your grave.

\got nothing.
 
2012-12-22 11:26:49 AM
Christian military??
 
2012-12-22 11:28:19 AM

Godscrack: Oh for heaven's sake.

What is it with this Christian military and their fetish for body excretions? First Abu Ghraib various excremental assaults on prisoners, inmates heads forced into toilets at Guantanamo, now this.

Was Jesus into scat or something?


www.troll.me
 
2012-12-22 11:28:45 AM
 
2012-12-22 11:29:28 AM
My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.
 
2012-12-22 11:30:07 AM
In his defense, the Marine was toasting to his victory over his enemy with a drink,
he just happened to pass it through his kidneys first.

/you sent a Marine into hell and now you want Flowers?
 
2012-12-22 11:30:24 AM

wambu: My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.


Bear Gryllis's fark handle?
 
2012-12-22 11:31:27 AM
It's not like they were torturing them, this is all bullshiat.
 
2012-12-22 11:32:05 AM
Gladd the Marine Brass take care of their NCOs. Could have been much worse for him.

/good on them
 
2012-12-22 11:32:44 AM
*glad
 
Skr
2012-12-22 11:32:49 AM
FTA "He also pleaded guilty to wrongfully urinating on a deceased enemy combatant".
Is there a way to "rightfully" do that?

♫Like a giant juggernaut, Happy hours, golden showers, On a cruise to freak you out
 
2012-12-22 11:33:47 AM
You can shoot them in the face but DON'T YOU DARE GOLDEN SHOWER THEM!
 
2012-12-22 11:34:35 AM
FTA: "wrongly urinating on a deceased enemy combatant."

Per the Geneva Convention, you can kill 'em, but you can't pee on 'em. That's just wrong.
 
2012-12-22 11:36:27 AM
Don't care.
 
2012-12-22 11:36:37 AM
can't we all just get along?
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-22 11:37:21 AM
If the guy'd had a Quaran in his hand, he might have gotten a $750 fine.

I think it's stupid, but don't really care. I'm sure they would do much worse to our corpses if they had the chance, like drag them through the street in front of the cameras.
 
2012-12-22 11:37:36 AM
Now if he ate Asparagus before the incident, I could see the problem.
 
2012-12-22 11:37:58 AM

Godscrack: Was Jesus into scat or something?


I may never mierda in the infantry
Get runs in the cavalry
Shiat the artillery
I may never fudge o'er the enemy
But I lay cable in the Lord's army!
Yes Sir!

/poop
 
2012-12-22 11:38:15 AM

left_middle_right: Gladd the Marine Brass take care of their NCOs. Could have been much worse for him.

/good on them


It's not that he pissed on a corpse, because who gives a shiat about that, it's that he *was filmed* pissing on a corpse. Anyone that retarded needs to be made an example of, to teach other soldiers a lesson. The US, whether you like it or not, is extremely concerned about PR, and this was a PR disaster, more so than actually killing innocent people.

A $500 fine doesn't really do much to underline that.
 
2012-12-22 11:38:26 AM
Golly I feel terrible for those backwards misogynists who tried to kill this guy's brothers.

Here are all the farks I give about the feelings of Taliban insurgents:
 
2012-12-22 11:42:06 AM

Godscrack: STRYPERSWINE: Christian military??

Conservative Christians Dominate the US Military


The head of the military doesn't look so conservative nor Christian, discuss.
 
2012-12-22 11:42:13 AM
We keep discharging guys like that and that's why we're losing the war. We don't need compassionate bleeding hearts in our military. We need killers. That's how wars are won. Discharging him because the ENEMY detests his actions... wtf? Does the enemy object to being blown to pieces by our artillery? Haven't most nations concluded our very involvement with the Taliban has become objectionable? So we end this guy's career over some PC bickering?
 
2012-12-22 11:42:39 AM

Popcorn Johnny: It's not like they were torturing them, this is all bullshiat.


Yeah, I think they want our military to appear not to be tasteless assholes and that we are above vindictive acts. Because we are just, fair and noble people.Trying to keep that moral high ground.
 
2012-12-22 11:42:56 AM
It all goes back to the basics . . .

" This is my rifle.
This is my gun,
One is for shooting,
One is for fun."
 
2012-12-22 11:44:58 AM

wambu: My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.


I blame "piss Christ"
 
2012-12-22 11:45:09 AM

wambu: My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.

Here you go.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

img33.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 11:45:13 AM
The guys should have been disciplined for only being stupid. Piss on a deceased enemy combatant, but never, ever let someone video it.
I'm sure the Taliban don't treat our fallen with respect and dignity.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 11:46:42 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Godscrack: STRYPERSWINE: Christian military??

Conservative Christians Dominate the US Military

The head of the military doesn't look so conservative nor Christian, discuss.


Oh I LOVE IT when this one is relevant...

i865.photobucket.com

Birthers and "OMG dat Kennyian in a MUZLUM" people prevent progress by injecting in constant red herrings...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 11:47:37 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: wambu: My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.

Here you go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

[img33.imageshack.us image 426x600]


But if it's done to a sitting black president it's AOK!!

farking Glenn Beck.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 11:48:43 AM

cig-mkr: The guys should have been disciplined for only being stupid. Piss on a deceased enemy combatant, but never, ever let someone video it.
I'm sure the Taliban don't treat our fallen with respect and dignity.


WHO GIVES A shiat WHAT THE TALIBAN DOES?

Keep YOUR OWN house clean! We're supposed to be *better* than they are!
 
2012-12-22 11:49:36 AM
Rise Against - "Hero of War"

He said "Son, have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say if I said that you could?
Just carry this gun and you'll even get paid."
I said "That sounds pretty good."

Black leather boots
Spit-shined so bright
They cut off my hair but it looked alright
We marched and we sang
We all became friends
As we learned how to fight

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

I kicked in the door
I yelled my commands
The children, they cried
But I got my man
We took him away
A bag over his face
From his family and his friends

They took off his clothes
They pissed in his hands
I told them to stop
But then I joined in
We beat him with guns
And batons not just once
But again and again


A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

She walked through bullets and haze
I asked her to stop
I begged her to stay
But she pressed on
So I lifted my gun
And I fired away

The shells jumped through the smoke
And into the sand
That the blood now had soaked
She collapsed with a flag in her hand
A flag white as snow

A hero of war
Is that what they see
Just medals and scars
So damn proud of me
And I brought home that flag
Now it gathers dust
But it's a flag that I love
It's the only flag I trust

He said, "Son, have you seen the world?
Well what would you say, if I said that you could?"
 
2012-12-22 11:50:01 AM

d23: But if it's done to a sitting black president it's AOK!!


The Jesus one was done with an NEA grant. Settle down, Beavis.
 
2012-12-22 11:50:51 AM
so is he discharged for not tearing pouring gas down the guy's mouth, lighting him on fire, and watching him run around like a human match?

/because the taliban is SO sensitive, yanno?
//sticks and stones and IEDs blah blah
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 11:51:11 AM

The Muthaship: d23: But if it's done to a sitting black president it's AOK!!

The Jesus one was done with an NEA grant. Settle down, Beavis.


I am not sure what the NEA grant has to do with the general lack of civility in BOTH cases...
 
2012-12-22 11:51:29 AM
So disrespectful. We should drone-strike him.

Drone-strikes for jesus.
 
2012-12-22 11:51:51 AM

Bigdogdaddy: I'm sure they would do much worse to our corpses if they had the chance, like drag them through the street in front of the cameras.


Like this.

Graphic images. NSFW
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-22 11:52:38 AM
OMG Look what the taliban does!

IRRELEVANT. See to your own bad behavior.
 
2012-12-22 11:52:50 AM

d23: Day_Old_Dutchie: wambu: My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.

Here you go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

[img33.imageshack.us image 426x600]

But if it's done to a sitting black president it's AOK!!

farking Glenn Beck.


It wasn't OK for the first black President and it is not for Obama either. Not sure what your point is.
 
2012-12-22 11:54:17 AM

cig-mkr: The guys should have been disciplined for only being stupid. Piss on a deceased enemy combatant, but never, ever let someone video it.
I'm sure the Taliban don't treat our fallen with respect and dignity.


What kind of a world do we live in where an unwelcome occupying army from the other side of the world isn't treated with the respect and dignity they deserve?
 
2012-12-22 11:54:24 AM

d23: I am not sure what the NEA grant has to do with the general lack of civility in BOTH cases...


The "AOK!" part. You implied that the Jesus one was thought of out of bounds, but the Obama one was considered fine. I agree both are bad. At least one didn't use my tax dollars.....
 
2012-12-22 11:55:03 AM
I think we can all agree having Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog in the Marines would be a bad idea.

What do you think he would have done?
 
2012-12-22 11:57:13 AM

d23: The Muthaship: d23: But if it's done to a sitting black president it's AOK!!

The Jesus one was done with an NEA grant. Settle down, Beavis.

I am not sure what the NEA grant has to do with the general lack of civility in BOTH cases...


The NEA grant doesn't have anything to do with the level of civility in either case. The NEA grant angle had to do with the 1st Amendment.
 
2012-12-22 11:57:23 AM
I remember one nice little slice of the world I was deployed to and had a local ask me if it was true that I had to kill one of my parents or siblings to join the Marine Corps. I of course answered yes, tis better to have people of the world think we are a bunch of crazed maniac killers then some soft loving kumbaya tards. I mean really, who would you rather fight, some weak hippie or some dude that offed his mother just for the chance to go to a foreign nation and lay some rounds down range at your noggin.
 
2012-12-22 11:59:34 AM
They hate us for our freedoms.
 
2012-12-22 12:00:30 PM
PR stupidity, but I'd bet a few bucks that this has been done in EVERY significant war by someone on every side. Eugene Sledge says in "With the Old Breed" that his lieutenant always sought out a Japanese corpse to pee on if possible.

Sure, it's pretty gross but a hell of a lot less offensive than beating girls who want to go to school, or murdering their teacher.
 
2012-12-22 12:03:09 PM

Nothing To See Here: /you sent a Marine into hell and now you want Flowers?


This.
 
2012-12-22 12:03:22 PM

CommiePuddin: wambu: My religion of piss. Let me show it to you.

Bear Gryllis's fark handle?

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-22 12:25:56 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Nothing To See Here: /you sent a Marine into hell and now you want Flowers?

This.


Double THIS.
 
2012-12-22 12:26:16 PM
FTA

"He also pleaded guilty to wrongfully urinating on a deceased enemy combatant."

Does this mean that there is such a thing as rightfully urinating on a deceased enemy combatant?
 
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