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2012-12-22 02:21:15 AM
The report described the alleged victim as the "grandmother of the defendant's child"

If only there were an easier way to phrase that...
 
2012-12-22 02:41:49 AM
Just another 'hair today, gone tomorrow' story

/it'll be swept under the rug in no time
 
2012-12-22 04:48:06 AM
This story smells like a baby momma's desperation...collard greens.
 
2012-12-22 04:48:18 AM
This is a lock for headline of the week recognition
 
2012-12-22 05:04:27 AM
fark, come for the witty headlines, stay to see hire bat shiat insane Florida people can be

/it appears, that this woman tried retrieve her belongings (dons sunglasses) even if it was by a hair
//YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2012-12-22 05:07:54 AM
Subby, you BANGED out quite the headline there!
 
2012-12-22 05:10:47 AM
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[DRAMATIC REENACTMENT]
 
2012-12-22 05:15:52 AM
Baby mama drama. Unbeweavable!
 
2012-12-22 05:30:25 AM
Anyone else get black people in their mental depiction of the events?

I try not to be racist but that's what comes up on this one.
 
2012-12-22 05:37:15 AM
A true 'Merkin story!
 
2012-12-22 05:41:35 AM
 
2012-12-22 05:43:25 AM
I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

i48.tinypic.com

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.
 
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2012-12-22 05:52:29 AM
Toupee or not toupee
 
2012-12-22 05:58:03 AM
I blame the alligator poop in the drinking water.
 
2012-12-22 06:00:33 AM

wildcardjack: Anyone else get black people in their mental depiction of the events?

I try not to be racist but that's what comes up on this one.


Subby used "weave" in the headline. It led my thoughts in that direction as well.
 
2012-12-22 06:06:35 AM
clintster: "A true 'Merkin story!"

Good one!
 
2012-12-22 06:10:56 AM
img820.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-22 06:13:01 AM

cowgirl toffee: [img820.imageshack.us image 213x237]


wtf?
 
2012-12-22 06:16:31 AM

danielscissorhands: cowgirl toffee: [img820.imageshack.us image 213x237]

wtf?


Well, o'really was talking about merkins... and that looks like ball hair to me. :P
 
2012-12-22 06:27:05 AM

Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.


I've always thought about hair extensions, just out of curiosity of what I'd look like with long hair, but my untreated ADHD is so bad I can barely make it wherever I'm going without forgetting where I was going and why. I don't think I'd do  too well sitting in a salon for hours.

Maybe I'll start collecting wigs or something. I tend not to get in fights, so taunting should not be an issue.

/doesn't know the diff between a weave and hair extensions
//is there one?
 
2012-12-22 06:41:37 AM

cowgirl toffee: danielscissorhands: cowgirl toffee: [img820.imageshack.us image 213x237]

wtf?

Well, o'really was talking about merkins... and that looks like ball hair to me. :P


I never realized those things were called merkins, until I wikipedia-ed it just now.

But still.. wtf with those nose things. Japanese is a very weird country.
 
2012-12-22 06:43:41 AM
I meant to say Japan is a very weird country. But I had started to say Japanese people are very weird.

I haven't slept.

Can you tell?
 
2012-12-22 06:44:47 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.

I've always thought about hair extensions, just out of curiosity of what I'd look like with long hair, but my untreated ADHD is so bad I can barely make it wherever I'm going without forgetting where I was going and why. I don't think I'd do  too well sitting in a salon for hours.

Maybe I'll start collecting wigs or something. I tend not to get in fights, so taunting should not be an issue.

/doesn't know the diff between a weave and hair extensions
//is there one?


I think weave is weaved in to the hair while hair extensions are glued
/based on that white girls e.g Paris Hilton had extensions lots of times
 
2012-12-22 06:50:44 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.

I've always thought about hair extensions, just out of curiosity of what I'd look like with long hair, but my untreated ADHD is so bad I can barely make it wherever I'm going without forgetting where I was going and why. I don't think I'd do  too well sitting in a salon for hours.

Maybe I'll start collecting wigs or something. I tend not to get in fights, so taunting should not be an issue.

/doesn't know the diff between a weave and hair extensions
//is there one?

I think weave is weaved in to the hair while hair extensions are glued
/based on that white girls e.g Paris Hilton had extensions lots of times


Well, that makes sense and explains why it would be called a "weave". Huh. I'll have to look into that. My sis is pretty good with handy stuff. She could figure it out, and we have a beauty supply not too far from here. Maybe I'll finally get long hair!
 
2012-12-22 06:53:04 AM
Another story from America's wang.
 
2012-12-22 07:00:36 AM

danielscissorhands: I meant to say Japan is a very weird country. But I had started to say Japanese people are very weird.

I haven't slept.

Can you tell?


The Japanese people are not weird... they just have junk-pattern baldness. :P
 
2012-12-22 07:22:56 AM
Or woven even.
 
2012-12-22 07:24:19 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: drjekel_mrhyde: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.

I've always thought about hair extensions, just out of curiosity of what I'd look like with long hair, but my untreated ADHD is so bad I can barely make it wherever I'm going without forgetting where I was going and why. I don't think I'd do  too well sitting in a salon for hours.

Maybe I'll start collecting wigs or something. I tend not to get in fights, so taunting should not be an issue.

/doesn't know the diff between a weave and hair extensions
//is there one?

I think weave is weaved in to the hair while hair extensions are glued
/based on that white girls e.g Paris Hilton had extensions lots of times

Well, that makes sense and explains why it would be called a "weave". Huh. I'll have to look into that. My sis is pretty good with handy stuff. She could figure it out, and we have a beauty supply not too far from here. Maybe I'll finally get long hair!


Maybe try clip ins? You get the look with out all the time and expense.
 
2012-12-22 07:28:11 AM

Huntceet: Another story from America's wang.


This happened in the panhandle in north florida. Better known as south Alabama or the base of America's Wang.
 
2012-12-22 07:36:39 AM
I mean, I get the headline, but ... "has weaved"?
 
2012-12-22 07:44:41 AM

911Jenny: Real Women Drink Akvavit: drjekel_mrhyde: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.

I've always thought about hair extensions, just out of curiosity of what I'd look like with long hair, but my untreated ADHD is so bad I can barely make it wherever I'm going without forgetting where I was going and why. I don't think I'd do  too well sitting in a salon for hours.

Maybe I'll start collecting wigs or something. I tend not to get in fights, so taunting should not be an issue.

/doesn't know the diff between a weave and hair extensions
//is there one?

I think weave is weaved in to the hair while hair extensions are glued
/based on that white girls e.g Paris Hilton had extensions lots of times

Well, that makes sense and explains why it would be called a "weave". Huh. I'll have to look into that. My sis is pretty good with handy stuff. She could figure it out, and we have a beauty supply not too far from here. Maybe I'll finally get long hair!

Maybe try clip ins? You get the look with out all the time and expense.


I've never heard of clip ins, but would probably say "d'oh! I knew what those were!" the minute I saw them. I'll ask up at the  beauty supply next time I go on a nail polish raiding mission. Thanks for the idea!
 
2012-12-22 07:46:03 AM
Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.
 
2012-12-22 07:53:59 AM
I just watched a movie with some girl yanking her hair out, why now I didn't read the article : )
 
2012-12-22 08:08:55 AM
I remember the year I went to camp. I heard about some lady named Selma and some blacks. Somebody put their fingers in the President's ears. It wasn't too much later they came out with Johnson's wax. I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba. Now that's all I can think of, but I'm sure there's something else. Way down inside me I can feel it coming back.
 
2012-12-22 08:31:27 AM
I'm face-scratchin', weave-snatchin' if you're ready to step.
 
2012-12-22 08:50:07 AM

skinink: Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.


Thats because we already knew it was white people
 
2012-12-22 08:50:32 AM
[voice of Humphrey Bogart] There are a million sordid stories in the Penis-Shaped State. Drew doesn't have the time or space to upload them all, but this is one of them.
 
2012-12-22 09:13:14 AM

spentshells: skinink: Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.

Thats because we already knew it was white people


exactly... there aren't any black people in Connecticut.
 
2012-12-22 09:22:47 AM
The Crestview resident had planned to color her hair later than afternoon but the younger woman foiled her dye a follicle plan.
 
2012-12-22 09:33:33 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: spentshells: skinink: Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.

Thats because we already knew it was white people

exactly... there aren't any black people in Connecticut.


Everyone back to their corners 'till I sort this out..
 
2012-12-22 09:38:20 AM

skinink: Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.


It's usually the same 10 or so assholes. There's probably more, but I stay out of the politics tab.
 
2012-12-22 09:42:40 AM

skinink: Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.


yeah, maybe a little. but people are born with their skin color. it is the people who get tattoos that they really have issues with. do you know what i'm talking about skinink?
 
2012-12-22 11:04:22 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.

I've always thought about hair extensions, just out of curiosity of what I'd look like with long hair, but my untreated ADHD is so bad I can barely make it wherever I'm going without forgetting where I was going and why. I don't think I'd do  too well sitting in a salon for hours.

Maybe I'll start collecting wigs or something. I tend not to get in fights, so taunting should not be an issue.

/doesn't know the diff between a weave and hair extensions
//is there one?

I think weave is weaved in to the hair while hair extensions are glued
/based on that white girls e.g Paris Hilton had extensions lots of times


crazy-ass crackers wit their hair weaves
 
2012-12-22 11:10:58 AM
Yeahhh, akvavit, don't try getting a weave from someone with no experience. It's not a good look.

There's lotsa different ways to get hair woven in, from literally sewing extensions into cornrows of your own hair, to mixing them in to your own hair as it is braided, to knotting it onto the underside of your hair (not a good look) to gluing pieces on in tiny clumps etc. But just stick with the clip ins. Hard to fark that up.
 
2012-12-22 11:17:42 AM

Big Ramifications: I'm a proud purveyor of girl fights, and I love it how the scavengers pile in to grab the post-fight weave. Sometimes it's like the catching of the bouquet at a wedding, the winner proudly holding it aloft.

[i48.tinypic.com image 536x350]

Even if a girl is a clear winner, if she loses her weave and someone taunts her with it after the ruckus.... boy, that's a major loss of points. It's almost as if she didn't really win the fight.

Girls: you must avoid being taunted with your own weave at all costs.


From what I've read, since there's a lot of pressure for black women to have straight/caucasian style hair, they either straighten it out with expensive and corrosive chemicals at the salon, or wear an expensive wig/weave/extensions. That's why every time there's a fight, the first thing they go for is the hair, its like keying someone's car, you know its personal and going to cost a lot to fix.
 
2012-12-22 11:34:10 AM
The Coiffure Caper was hair raising is the only thing off the top of my head that I can come up with for this thread.
 
2012-12-22 02:56:28 PM
You know you have arrived in Florida when you see the tumbleweaves in the road.
 
2012-12-22 05:22:15 PM

skinink: Who cares if it was blacks in the story? I didn't see any Farkers go into the first Sandy Hook Elementary threads and state "I bet it was a white person that did that".

Some of you Farkers seem to have some serious issues with race.


Well, I followed the link to the name and got "QASHEEDRA VERNISHA AD'LEE" from the booking info. I thought, 'huh, must be black.'

Then I read more booking info and got this:

Offender Name: QASHEEDRA VERNISHA AD'LEE

Arrested On: 12/4/2012

Alias1: QASHEEDRA ADLEE

Alias2: QASHEEDRA V ADLEE

Booking ID: 2012007192

Charge: CHILD ABUSE/ACTION COULD RESULT IN GREAT HARM
BATTERY/DOMV

Sex: FEMALE

Race: white

So there ya have it, not black, white.

I thought it interesting that everything was all caps except race -- then it was all lower case. Was there disbelief involved, or was it shame.

/buncha damn racists
//me too?
///please don't call me racist, I have black friends
 
2012-12-22 11:00:17 PM

HammerHeadSnark: Race: white


She's probably not very proud of that fact.
 
2012-12-23 03:23:50 AM
Qasheedra. A ridiculous name regardless of skin color.

But blacks do seem to pick different names than whites. Not that it is bad thing, but there it is. Remember I said different and not weird, before you go off on some tirade of perceived racism.
 
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