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(Charleston Gazette)   Deal reached to reopen peanut butter plant in a jif   (wvgazette.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-22 01:02:42 AM  
The atheist's nightmare!
 
2012-12-22 01:28:43 AM  
did this organic company produce jif?

organic mothers choose death.
 
2012-12-22 01:30:39 AM  
 Yo momma's so dumb, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!

 /sigh...I got nuthin'
 
2012-12-22 01:47:04 AM  
Damn Skippy!
 
2012-12-22 02:06:13 AM  
Note to self: don't believe any more of that bullshiat in the Trader Joe's flyers.
 
2012-12-22 02:12:14 AM  

jjorsett: Note to self: don't believe any more of that bullshiat in the Trader Joe's flyers.


Don't be a hater. That's genuine organic small-batch free-roaming salmonella they lovingly placed in each made-from-postconsumer plastic jar.
 
2012-12-22 06:12:34 AM  
Can we force feed those whiners in Portales some of that salmonella laced peanut butter.
 
2012-12-22 09:26:58 AM  
You will get a salmonella feeling when you eat
peanut butter that's organic
come on everyone, let's panic...
 
2012-12-22 09:39:28 AM  
The FDA said it inspected the plant at least four times over the past five years, each time finding violations. Michael Taylor, the FDA's deputy commissioner for foods, said the agency's inspections after the outbreak found even worse problems than what had been seen there before.

Plant officials have said they were never notified of past violations.


*cough*bullshiat*cough* Because when a site fails an FDA inspection, the inspectors simply put the report on display in the cellar (which has no lights nor stairs) in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a unused bathroom with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"...
 
2012-12-22 10:18:17 AM  
I make my own peanut butter from organically sourced peanuts. That way, I don't have to rely on big business and their cancer-causing ingredients to make a PB&J
 
2012-12-22 12:16:10 PM  

Lorelle: Damn Skippy!


Came here to say this. Nice job.
 
2012-12-22 01:41:59 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: jjorsett: Note to self: don't believe any more of that bullshiat in the Trader Joe's flyers.

Don't be a hater. That's genuine organic small-batch free-roaming salmonella they lovingly placed in each made-from-postconsumer plastic jar.


Dear God, that actually sounds good.
 
2012-12-22 08:22:14 PM  

arcas: The FDA said it inspected the plant at least four times over the past five years, each time finding violations. Michael Taylor, the FDA's deputy commissioner for foods, said the agency's inspections after the outbreak found even worse problems than what had been seen there before.

Plant officials have said they were never notified of past violations.

*cough*bullshiat*cough* Because when a site fails an FDA inspection, the inspectors simply put the report on display in the cellar (which has no lights nor stairs) in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a unused bathroom with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"...


What that probably means: The violations were given to the shift manager, who either "forgot" to pass them on, or they got "lost" in the courier or on someone's desk, so the people at the top have plausible deniability.
 
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