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2012-12-22 12:34:12 AM
4 votes:

Burr: [ ] Parry
[ ] Thrust


[boiiinngg]

images18.fotki.com
2012-12-22 12:39:52 AM
3 votes:

Burr: [ ] Parry
[ ] Thrust


[ ] Ho!
[ ] Ha ha!
[ ] Guard!
[ ] Turn!
[ ] Parry!
[ ] Dodge!
[ ] Spin!
[ ] Ha!
[ ] Thrust!

i121.photobucket.com
2012-12-22 12:26:11 AM
3 votes:
[ ] Parry
[ ] Thrust
2012-12-21 10:09:01 PM
3 votes:
Pics of him stabbing her?
2012-12-22 12:46:35 AM
2 votes:
Right in the middle of the acticle on the stabbing there is an ad:

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Good idea for anyone considering killing someone to get their tickets out of town now while they're cheap.
2012-12-21 08:26:11 PM
2 votes:
A man is accused of stabbing his girlfriend in the neck because of photographs she posted on Facebook that, he said, ruined his life

Pics of him in a diaper masturbating to a picture of Yoda?
2012-12-22 12:59:49 AM
1 votes:

Resident Muslim:
We should only ban assault knives, ie knives that are longer than two inches. Who needs a knife longer than two inches??



Actually, when I moved to California, I had to go shopping for 2-inch knives. Stupid state laws restrict folders longer than 2 inches near schools--i.e., everywhere. So I had to find a smaller pocket knife.

I was annoyed at first, but I must admit that my little 2-incher gets the job done, and it is a lot less hassle to whip out -- and also less likely to intimidate the ladies.

/CSB
/It's not about size, but how you use it
2012-12-22 12:52:50 AM
1 votes:
Clearly we should ban all knives!!


Ok, ok, I'm kidding.

We should only ban assault knives, ie knives that are longer than two inches. Who needs a knife longer than two inches??

Meat companies should be mandated by law to have no pieces larger than two by four inches.
Steak will also be 'pre-cut'.

/so sorry.
//everyone was doing it!
///slashies with a (very small) knife?
2012-12-22 12:44:29 AM
1 votes:

Christian Bale: YonderScott: Broward County Judge John "Jay" Hurley ordered him held without bail at the Broward County Jail on Friday, but Bell did not appear in court for medical reasons.

Medical reasons being he got the ever living shiat beat out of him by the cops I assume.


Was it sooo important that we know that Broward County Judge John Hurley goes by "Jay"?

Or alternately, was it so vital that we know that Broward County Judge Jay Hurley's proper first name is John?


He insists on it ever since people started confusing him with Hurley from Lost.
2012-12-22 12:31:23 AM
1 votes:
Did she post those pictures of spiders with wings?
2012-12-22 12:18:00 AM
1 votes:
Clearly, the solution is to arm every citizen with swords.
2012-12-22 12:12:13 AM
1 votes:
We play Poke, Stab, Kill in the office....
2012-12-21 11:08:37 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Pics of him stabbing her?


He uploaded them to Instagram so look for them in future online Gerber ads.
 
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