ambassador_ahab: Holy fark! FTA: For example, the man's September 19 output included nine instances of flatulence, beginning at 9:45 AM and concluding at 4:30 PM.Someone had to document this guy's flatulence.
Red Shirt Blues: OK, which is the husband?
reported: Red Shirt Blues: OK, which is the husband?Any time you have to ask a question like that the answer really doesn't matter.
Red Shirt Blues: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x410]OK, which is the husband?The SSA worker is pictured with his wife in the above photo, which apparently was taken at an amusement park (yes, he is standing at the left shoulder of someone dressed as Pepe Le Pew)
fusillade762: Never forget.
Red Shirt Blues: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x410]OK, which is the husband?
Coco LaFemme: I get that sometimes accidents happen, but when it's constant like that.....you're just being an asshole prick.
Frederf: How can you be reprimanded for not controlling something that is described as uncontrollable?
Sudlow: Retirement on disability coming in 3...2...1...
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Do you Americans have non-discrimination laws?
Coco LaFemme: I don't see constantly farting at your desk as any different than constantly belching, or picking your nose, or clipping your nails, or any other number of activities that should be done in a bathroom, not in an office cubicle. It's rude, it's disgusting, and it shows you not only have a lack of respect for yourself, it shows you have no respect for your co-workers. I worked with a guy like that, and it was enough to make you vomit.I get that sometimes accidents happen, but when it's constant like that.....you're just being an asshole prick.
Lsherm: This guy sounds like he just needs to fart and won't do anything about it.
Letdown: This will be the final motivation for this guy to go to the doctor - get diagnosed with I.B.S then sue the government for discrimination for his disability and get a nice big paycheck.
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